FabSwingers.com forum: Posts you are unlikely to find in the lounge

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Post here things you are unlikely to read in the lounge. Eg Single men posting, please help me tone down my profile as I am overwhelmed by messages from women.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

How do I stop my cock from being hard?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Anyone for a meet now in the Auckland area?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is everybody colour blind, with no personal preferences as to who they find attractive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheep are baaaad news for the Welsh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep getting outted as a fake cos my profile states I'm a single guy...but really I'm a single fem pretending!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"How do I stop my cock from being hard? "

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/434995

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"How do I stop my cock from being hard?

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/434995"

Yeah, read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

61 year old guy gang banged by baywatch beauties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smack marry divorce

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

What sofa appeals to the ladies?

Candles - long and slim or short and fat?

Rate my wallhangings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care how big my penis is

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Everyone loves cyclists!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's threads are inspired by Mock the Week?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's threads are inspired by Mock the Week?

of course it is. We never denied that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harrased by 18 year old nymphet helllllp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat bold old man needed for fffm

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Why don't we give migrants a chance?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Not enough men here. Please furnish me with your cock pics.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"Everyone loves cyclists!

How to be successful with a shadow man profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's threads are inspired by Mock the Week?

of course it is. We never denied that."

I wasn't knocking you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's threads are inspired by Mock the Week?

of course it is. We never denied that.

I wasn't knocking you.

pity you are straight or we would knock you......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"61 year old guy gang banged by baywatch beauties

David Hasselhoff isn't on Fab.

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

Far too many single women on this site ,the ratio must be 10 women to 1 man.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

What can I do to make my profile less attractive to single females?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"61 year old guy gang banged by baywatch beauties

David Hasselhoff isn't on Fab."

and he is far from 61..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any thread that stays on the original topic

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Any thread that stays on the original topic

true, most topic's turn into a right snickers..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that makes sense past post 4..

A post by m with correct grammar and spelling...

A run of postive threads...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A post where people discuss photo choices without someone being disparaging or holier than thou might be a nice change. I may just leave that thought to my imagination though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some random one about some odd bloke who wanders around the country side in North wales purporting to have a taking dog that's educated to a post graduate level.

oh bugger !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please no more pussy pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have hidden my profile to stop people looking, especially all the hot ones.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden

Get a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's threads are inspired by Mock the Week?

of course it is. We never denied that.

I wasn't knocking you.

pity you are straight or we would knock you......"

Oh I say...... Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am getting to many new meets I can't handle it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't need patience......

*sorry Shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden

Get a cat"

How do I stop my cat shitting in my garden!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden

Get a cat

How do I stop my cat shitting in my garden!"

Move next door to me....

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Repeated lottery wins leave little time for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden

Get a cat

How do I stop my cat shitting in my garden!

Move next door to me...."

Don't you have a garden?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden

Get a cat

How do I stop my cat shitting in my garden!

Move next door to me....

Don't you have a garden?"

Yes, but your cats would prefer my garden to yours, therefore stopping them shitting in yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden

Get a cat

How do I stop my cat shitting in my garden!

Move next door to me....

Don't you have a garden?

Yes, but your cats would prefer my garden to yours, therefore stopping them shitting in yours."

When I was a lad our next door neighbours dog used to crap in our garden and I asked my dad what to do.

He said get a shovel and throw it back over their garden, so I did.

Trouble was the dog kept shitting in our garden and the neighbours had our shovel.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden

Get a cat

How do I stop my cat shitting in my garden!

Move next door to me....

Don't you have a garden?

Yes, but your cats would prefer my garden to yours, therefore stopping them shitting in yours.

When I was a lad our next door neighbours dog used to crap in our garden and I asked my dad what to do.

He said get a shovel and throw it back over their garden, so I did.

Trouble was the dog kept shitting in our garden and the neighbours had our shovel.....

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When I was a lad, I use to shit on your lawn and blame the dog, ! p,s, Would you like your shovel back.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden

Get a cat

How do I stop my cat shitting in my garden!

Move next door to me....

Don't you have a garden?

Yes, but your cats would prefer my garden to yours, therefore stopping them shitting in yours.

When I was a lad our next door neighbours dog used to crap in our garden and I asked my dad what to do.

He said get a shovel and throw it back over their garden, so I did.

Trouble was the dog kept shitting in our garden and the neighbours had our shovel.....

When I was a lad, I use to shit on your lawn and blame the dog, ! p,s, Would you like your shovel back.

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I stop next doors cat shitting in my garden

Get a cat

How do I stop my cat shitting in my garden!

Move next door to me....

Don't you have a garden?

Yes, but your cats would prefer my garden to yours, therefore stopping them shitting in yours.

When I was a lad our next door neighbours dog used to crap in our garden and I asked my dad what to do.

He said get a shovel and throw it back over their garden, so I did.

Trouble was the dog kept shitting in our garden and the neighbours had our shovel.....

When I was a lad, I use to shit on your lawn and blame the dog, ! p,s, Would you like your shovel back.

It's ok, I've moved now.

You're still welcome to shit outside my lounge window though.

I'm in a flat on the 18th floor.......

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Help, the recent high influx of FF couples to the site is flooding my inbox and i can't keep up with messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post here things you are unlikely to read in the lounge. Eg Single men posting, please help me tone down my profile as I am overwhelmed by messages from women. "
will you marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is your favourite 15-1 contestant?

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

The Chatroom is way better than the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody ever messages me and I find that my posts here are usually ignored but, d'you know what? I just love the abuse so I will be hanging around for the forseable future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask and you will receive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need some 6ft long for horse fencing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So anyway, this cabbage jumps over the fence and starts wrestling Godzilla to the ground

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm a virgin... oh wait...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a virgin... oh wait...

Working for virgin and being a virgin aren't the same dear

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm a virgin... oh wait...

Working for virgin and being a virgin aren't the same dear

Dear???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a virgin... oh wait...

Working for virgin and being a virgin aren't the same dear

Dear???

???

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"So anyway, this cabbage jumps over the fence and starts wrestling Godzilla to the ground"

Heard it

C...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I need more people to block me, and not tell me. I prefer the disquiet of not knowing if my fancy a bareback fuck messages are a turn on or off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There aren't enough duck face pics with messy backgrounds on FAB

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By *eenoseMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Throw a jug of water at it

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