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By *etzPlay OP   Couple
over a year ago

Southend

I'm bored at work, so let's hear some short sex jokes to finish of my shifts xx

What's the hardest thing about Skateboarding? Telling your parents your Gay lol xx

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Difference between a prostitute and a bungey jump??

Both cost about the same, last about the same time and if the rubber snaps you're fucked.

2 French Virgins on their wedding night. Not knowing what to do the wife phones her mother for advice.

"Just tell him to put the longest thing he has into the hairiest thing you have" replies the wise old lady.

3 Minutes pass by and the wife phones her mother again.

"Okay he has his nose in my armpit, what should we do now"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the best thing about sex with a TV? Reaching round the front, and imagining it's gone all the way through. Lol

Claire

XX

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By *ivnwcplCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

I was shocked to discover that alcohol was illegal in Saudi Arabia.

That means they fuck camels while sober.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

What is the difference between a ginger and a brick?

The brick has a chance of getting laid!

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK


"I'm bored at work, so let's hear some short sex jokes to finish of my shifts xx

What's the hardest thing about Skateboarding? Telling your parents your Gay lol xx"

Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock, Little Bo Peep sucking his cock. When he cum she started to weep, She knew from the taste he'd been shaggin her sheep!!

Xx

REMEMBER:-

If you are in bed with a blind girl & she says

"I've never had my hands on a cock as big as yours"

She's probably pulling your leg.

Xx

Upon climax last night, I could tell, as usual, I'd left my girlfriend wanting more. I reached down and picked up a Flash Bathroom wipe from next to the bed and gently rubbed her clit with it.30 seconds later she'd had a massive orgasm and was laying sprawled out on the bed, panting. Flash - Does the hard work, so you don't have to!

Xx

Mr whippy was found dead today with a flake up his ass, chocolate sprinkles on his cock and strawberry sauce on his bollocks. Police say he topped himself....

Xx

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By *etzPlay OP   Couple
over a year ago

Southend


"I'm bored at work, so let's hear some short sex jokes to finish of my shifts xx

What's the hardest thing about Skateboarding? Telling your parents your Gay lol xx

Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock, Little Bo Peep sucking his cock. When he cum she started to weep, She knew from the taste he'd been shaggin her sheep!!

Xx

REMEMBER:-

If you are in bed with a blind girl & she says

"I've never had my hands on a cock as big as yours"

She's probably pulling your leg.

Xx

Upon climax last night, I could tell, as usual, I'd left my girlfriend wanting more. I reached down and picked up a Flash Bathroom wipe from next to the bed and gently rubbed her clit with it.30 seconds later she'd had a massive orgasm and was laying sprawled out on the bed, panting. Flash - Does the hard work, so you don't have to!

Xx

Mr whippy was found dead today with a flake up his ass, chocolate sprinkles on his cock and strawberry sauce on his bollocks. Police say he topped himself....

Xx

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Love the last one lol xx

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK


"I'm bored at work, so let's hear some short sex jokes to finish of my shifts xx

What's the hardest thing about Skateboarding? Telling your parents your Gay lol xx

Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock, Little Bo Peep sucking his cock. When he cum she started to weep, She knew from the taste he'd been shaggin her sheep!!

Xx

REMEMBER:-

If you are in bed with a blind girl & she says

"I've never had my hands on a cock as big as yours"

She's probably pulling your leg.

Xx

Upon climax last night, I could tell, as usual, I'd left my girlfriend wanting more. I reached down and picked up a Flash Bathroom wipe from next to the bed and gently rubbed her clit with it.30 seconds later she'd had a massive orgasm and was laying sprawled out on the bed, panting. Flash - Does the hard work, so you don't have to!

Xx

Mr whippy was found dead today with a flake up his ass, chocolate sprinkles on his cock and strawberry sauce on his bollocks. Police say he topped himself....

Xx

Love the last one lol xx"

Thanks. Makes a change to have a laugh on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man goes into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of sex lax.

"Dont you mean ex lax" says the chemist?

"Nope" says the man "I want to cum not go",

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do fabster's wear pant's?

To keep their ankles warm.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I'd tell you a joke about my dick, but its too long

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I'd tell you a joke about my wife's pussy, but you'll never get it.

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