FabSwingers.com forum: What is Fabicide?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A killer?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Posting something so bad that no-one wants to poke you?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

So many things. racist, sexist, misogynist, ageist, insulting, mean posts. Professing a preference for one of the more ahem* questionable sexual practices (cf sledging, donkey punch, etc), or having a paddy when the post doesn't go your way.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If someone were to post something so bad no one will have sex with them - they usually go unlos and start again with a new profile. Lessons learnt second time round one would assume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I committed fabicide on my first ever post

It could have put my off for life but it didn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have seen a fair bit of unintentional self-harming on here in the last few days.

Why do people do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never done this. I need to try harder

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have seen a fair bit of unintentional self-harming on here in the last few days.

Why do people do it?"

I quoted something my dad used to say to my mum about dogs and bones

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Is it painless?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

".. Professing a preference for one of the more ahem* questionable sexual practices (cf sledging, donkey punch, etc) .."

What are they?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never done this. I need to try harder

-Courtney"

Just post something about baseball. If that is what it is called...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I think it kills unwanted pests.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never done this. I need to try harder

-Courtney

Just post something about baseball. If that is what it is called..."

Baseball is awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's harder for women to commit fabicide than men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's UNLOS?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I think it kills unwanted pests. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's UNLOS?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eg..

"Been on here for a while, I've seen a couple of women I'd probably fuck. Should I lower my standards and have a go on some of the other birds on here?"

Usually goes down well....

Usually usually usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo! My phone wanted more usually's in that post !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have seen a fair bit of unintentional self-harming on here in the last few days.

Why do people do it?"

Some crave attention. Like my dogs. They love positive attention but will settle for negative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never done this. I need to try harder

-Courtney

Just post something about baseball. If that is what it is called...

Baseball is awesome."

I sat and watched a bit last night.

Sorry Courtney but it was so dull

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Eg..

"Been on here for a while, I've seen a couple of women I'd probably fuck. Should I lower my standards and have a go on some of the other birds on here?"

Usually goes down well....

Usually usually usually"

I can re-write that:

....""Been on here for a week, I've seen a couple of bitchs I'd probably fuck if I was d*unk. Should I lower my standards and have a go on some of the other fugly birds on here - ps why waste cash on condoms when you can leave your muck up their chuff?".....

Boom! Unlos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eg..

"Been on here for a while, I've seen a couple of women I'd probably fuck. Should I lower my standards and have a go on some of the other birds on here?"

Usually goes down well....

Usually usually usually

I can re-write that:

Boom! Unlos!

Swoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was taking the piss steve. But fukin' 'ell mush! Your like a god dam poet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never done this. I need to try harder

-Courtney

Just post something about baseball. If that is what it is called...

Baseball is awesome.

I sat and watched a bit last night.

Sorry Courtney but it was so dull

Was it the Yankees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silver tongued bastard...!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I was taking the piss steve. But fukin' 'ell mush! Your like a god dam poet!

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gizza shag

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Epic failures on taking the moral high ground when starting a thread are usually pretty good. They aren't covered by FORUM INSURANCE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't fabicide the stuff that Courtney uses on her apples to knock out her victims?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't fabicide the stuff that Courtney uses on her apples to knock out her victims? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never done this. I need to try harder

-Courtney

Just post something about baseball. If that is what it is called...

Baseball is awesome.

I sat and watched a bit last night.

Sorry Courtney but it was so dull

Was it the Yankees?"

No idea, don't think so. They just kept missing the bloody ball

We call it rounders in England and its played by girls in Primary School

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"We call it rounders in England and its played by girls in Primary School

That's a totally different game, I've played both. Rounders sucks

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I've never done this. I need to try harder

-Courtney

Just post something about baseball. If that is what it is called...

Baseball is awesome."

its called rounders..

and only girly types play it..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I've never done this. I need to try harder

-Courtney

Just post something about baseball. If that is what it is called...

Baseball is awesome.

I sat and watched a bit last night.

Sorry Courtney but it was so dull

Was it the Yankees?

No idea, don't think so. They just kept missing the bloody ball

We call it rounders in England and its played by girls in Primary School

oops didn't see this..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never done this. I need to try harder

-Courtney

Just post something about baseball. If that is what it is called...

Baseball is awesome.

I sat and watched a bit last night.

Sorry Courtney but it was so dull

Was it the Yankees?

No idea, don't think so. They just kept missing the bloody ball

We call it rounders in England and its played by girls in Primary School

There is your problem, you have to watch the Yankees to get the true experience

And what you people call football we call soccer, and it too is played by children in primary school driven around by "soccer moms."

Is that fabicide enough for everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We call it rounders in England and its played by girls in Primary School

That's a totally different game, I've played both. Rounders sucks

I used to watch games while chatting with my ex (she lived in America and she loved it) I wasn't really a fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are lots of girls beside

I would like to be fabaside

beside the sea side

beside the sea

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is it a new brand of fabric softener?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Is it a new brand of fabric softener?

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more a cock softener judging by the grim things folk say sometimes.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is it a new brand of fabric softener?

more a cock softener judging by the grim things folk say sometimes. "

Cloth cocks? They need starch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never done this. I need to try harder

-Courtney

Just post something about baseball. If that is what it is called...

Baseball is awesome.

I sat and watched a bit last night.

Sorry Courtney but it was so dull

Was it the Yankees?

No idea, don't think so. They just kept missing the bloody ball

We call it rounders in England and its played by girls in Primary School

There is your problem, you have to watch the Yankees to get the true experience

And what you people call football we call soccer, and it too is played by children in primary school driven around by "soccer moms."

Is that fabicide enough for everyone?

Yes, quite enough. I did warn you.

It is a bit like that weird rugby thing you play where it takes hours to get the ball over the line (with copious breaks for adverts and hot dogs and stuff).

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Is it painless?"

Does it bring on many changes?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is it painless?

Does it bring on many changes?"

I can take it or leave it if I please.

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

Fabicide exists only if you care about the opinions of trolls and haters (or fakes) on the site

Normal people do not offend others without any reason or only for jealousy. Additionally normal people do not judge others exclusevely for posts on a website!?

This is madness, no this is SPARTAAAA!?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never done this. I need to try harder

-Courtney

Just post something about baseball. If that is what it is called...

Baseball is awesome.

I sat and watched a bit last night.

Sorry Courtney but it was so dull

Was it the Yankees?

No idea, don't think so. They just kept missing the bloody ball

We call it rounders in England and its played by girls in Primary School

There is your problem, you have to watch the Yankees to get the true experience

And what you people call football we call soccer, and it too is played by children in primary school driven around by "soccer moms."

Is that fabicide enough for everyone?

See, you Americans can't even get the name right

I miss watching my son play football on a Saturday morning. It was good fun

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I hated soccer in school, loved Baseball though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hated soccer in school, loved Baseball though

My kind of woman!

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

"I hated soccer in school, loved Baseball though

Do you prefer football players, or baseball players...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hated soccer in school, loved Baseball though

It's not soccer in England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hated soccer in school, loved Baseball though

It's not soccer in England

Soccer, soccer, ass, ass, soccer, ass, soccer

(I'm trying to complete my fabicide

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-Courtney

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

Is "ass" a typical american word...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is "ass" a typical american word...??

Sorry, there was an ass vs. arse thread the other day

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

"Is "ass" a typical american word...??

Sorry, there was an ass vs. arse thread the other day

I am sorry that I missed this very enlightening thread

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is "ass" a typical american word...??

Sorry, there was an ass vs. arse thread the other day

I missed that. Ass is a donkey.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Is "ass" a typical american word...??

Sorry, there was an ass vs. arse thread the other day

I missed that. Ass is a donkey.

And assets are small, female donkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well?

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it's like suicide but you live through it and are tortured with having to read threads forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hated soccer in school, loved Baseball though

It's not soccer in England

Soccer, soccer, ass, ass, soccer, ass, soccer

(I'm trying to complete my fabicide

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-Courtney"

Troublemaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is "ass" a typical american word...??

Sorry, there was an ass vs. arse thread the other day

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theirs always an arse thread

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

"Is "ass" a typical american word...??

Sorry, there was an ass vs. arse thread the other day

I missed that. Ass is a donkey.

And assets are small, female donkeys

Didn't catch that

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