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Saying the wrong thing..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So picture the scene if you will....

* there i am in the kitchen, got the music blaring on occasions...My mate comes round and we begin to chat about the "ladykiller cd by cee lo green"

I walk over to cd player and says ..."i will put my fave one on for ya "

She says..."ph which one is your favourite"???

I say.....

"fuck you"

She says....

"kin charming...i only asked"

HAHAHAHAHAH forgot to say its really called "forget you"

Ahem!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So picture the scene if you will....

* there i am in the kitchen, got the music blaring on occasions...My mate comes round and we begin to chat about the "ladykiller cd by cee lo green"

I walk over to cd player and says ..."i will put my fave one on for ya "

She says..."oh which one is your favourite"???

I say.....

"fuck you"

She says....

"kin charming...i only asked"

HAHAHAHAHAH forgot to say its really called "forget you"

Ahem!!! "

*ph = oh *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So picture the scene if you will....

* there i am in the kitchen, got the music blaring on occasions...My mate comes round and we begin to chat about the "ladykiller cd by cee lo green"

I walk over to cd player and says ..."i will put my fave one on for ya "

She says..."oh which one is your favourite"???

I say.....

"fuck you"

She says....

"kin charming...i only asked"

HAHAHAHAHAH forgot to say its really called "forget you"

Ahem!!!

*ph = oh * "

This made me chuckle

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

That's what your rash is then, persistent embarrassment, your just blushing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only remember putting my foot in it once.

Neighbour said they'd had acupuncture for weight loss.

Doesn't work then ? I asked innocently ..... I really DO wish the ground opened up every time I think about it.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Class Peaches x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a friend text me they were going to call and it would be a quick call. they literally did call and say "hello" and hung up.

i followed it with a text that read "that certainly was a quickie and did nothing to satisfy me".

this was the first time i realised that my fancy htc has a text glitch as instead of responding to my friend, it responded to everyone in my phone book.

my phone lit up like a christmas tree..no-one believed my explanation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long after my ex-wife and I split I had reason to telephone her about access. What was meant to come out as "Hi. It's me," actually came out as "so what do you want, you fookin obnoxious bitch!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a friend text me they were going to call and it would be a quick call. they literally did call and say "hello" and hung up.

i followed it with a text that read "that certainly was a quickie and did nothing to satisfy me".

this was the first time i realised that my fancy htc has a text glitch as instead of responding to my friend, it responded to everyone in my phone book.

my phone lit up like a christmas tree..no-one believed my explanation!"

I'm reading your post and I don't believe you either. Randy mare.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Not long after my ex-wife and I split I had reason to telephone her about access. What was meant to come out as "Hi. It's me," actually came out as "so what do you want, you fookin obnoxious bitch!" "

It's a post about saying the WRONG thing, did you not read it properly?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

mine was asking then 13yo daughter to go to cocksuckers instead of costcutters for milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not long after my ex-wife and I split I had reason to telephone her about access. What was meant to come out as "Hi. It's me," actually came out as "so what do you want, you fookin obnoxious bitch!"

It's a post about saying the WRONG thing, did you not read it properly? "

oops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mine was asking then 13yo daughter to go to cocksuckers instead of costcutters for milk"

What was her reply? I'd love to know.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I once asked for a 69 from an icecream van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once asked for a 69 from an icecream van. "

Did the exhaust burn your lips ?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I once asked for a 69 from an icecream van.

Did the exhaust burn your lips ?"

Not my lips, no.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once asked for a 69 from an icecream van.

Did the exhaust burn your lips ?

Not my lips, no..... "

That's not a 69 then is it? Were you giving or receiving ?

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