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By *exyRugbyBoy OP   Man
over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire

I can imagine saying hi or hello gets old very quickly..

What do you ladies prefer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually use an ice pick

Or a blow torch.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they're the type that update their status box on a regular basis you could comment on that as an 'in'. Or refer to something they've said in their profile to prove you've read it!

I'm sure it must get tiresome with hundreds of 'how's you?' messages hitting ladies' inboxes (a problem us guys will never properly be able to appreciate!)

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By *exyRugbyBoy OP   Man
over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire


"If they're the type that update their status box on a regular basis you could comment on that as an 'in'. Or refer to something they've said in their profile to prove you've read it!

I'm sure it must get tiresome with hundreds of 'how's you?' messages hitting ladies' inboxes (a problem us guys will never properly be able to appreciate!)"

Not sure my inbox is working

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"I usually use an ice pick

Or a blow torch..... "

Rock salt.

Liberally applied around the vagina.

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By *ntirelyuptoyouCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

As a rule of thumb read read and re-read the profile. The may be something in there you can put into a message. Or like a pp has said refer to a status update.

Whatever you do try and steer away from:

*hi how's you

*fancy a fuck

*great tits

*long copy and pasted sexual scenarios

*Directing messages to the female of the couple, always address both

And good luck. I hate writing the first message, it always seems so awkward!xx

Buzz xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can imagine saying hi or hello gets old very quickly..

What do you ladies prefer?"

Something personal about my profile is good. It's not difficult to see what I'm into on my profile

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By *exyRugbyBoy OP   Man
over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire


"As a rule of thumb read read and re-read the profile. The may be something in there you can put into a message. Or like a pp has said refer to a status update.

Whatever you do try and steer away from:

*hi how's you

*fancy a fuck

*great tits

*long copy and pasted sexual scenarios

*Directing messages to the female of the couple, always address both

And good luck. I hate writing the first message, it always seems so awkward!xx

Buzz xx"

Great advice I will make notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they're the type that update their status box on a regular basis you could comment on that as an 'in'. Or refer to something they've said in their profile to prove you've read it!

I'm sure it must get tiresome with hundreds of 'how's you?' messages hitting ladies' inboxes (a problem us guys will never properly be able to appreciate!)"

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumping polar bears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually use an ice pick

Or a blow torch.....

Rock salt.

Liberally applied around the vagina.

]"

And a slice of lemon

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I can imagine saying hi or hello gets old very quickly..

What do you ladies prefer?"

Try some of these. The ladies love 'em...maybe

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

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By *exyRugbyBoy OP   Man
over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire


"I can imagine saying hi or hello gets old very quickly..

What do you ladies prefer?

Try some of these. The ladies love 'em...maybe

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

Groan!!!

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By *ntirelyuptoyouCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I can imagine saying hi or hello gets old very quickly..

What do you ladies prefer?

Try some of these. The ladies love 'em...maybe

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

Is your name Fred? Because my names Wilma and tonight I'll make your bed rock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ...

"Hi there, I know you're into clean shaven black guys with massive whangers and under 25, but I thought I'd say hello anyway ...."

Never seems to work for me

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I can imagine saying hi or hello gets old very quickly..

What do you ladies prefer?

Try some of these. The ladies love 'em...maybe

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Groan!!!"

What do you mean?! That last one never fails!

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By *exyRugbyBoy OP   Man
over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire


"I can imagine saying hi or hello gets old very quickly..

What do you ladies prefer?

Try some of these. The ladies love 'em...maybe

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Groan!!!

What do you mean?! That last one never fails! "

I will try it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can imagine saying hi or hello gets old very quickly..

What do you ladies prefer?

Try some of these. The ladies love 'em...maybe

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Groan!!!

What do you mean?! That last one never fails! "

It's a classic, especially if you have a spare latte to offer the person you're chatting up

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I wouldn't recommend using this one straight away. Maybe save it for the third or fourth message...

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

...you can thank me later OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's gross lol

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By *exyRugbyBoy OP   Man
over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire


"I wouldn't recommend using this one straight away. Maybe save it for the third or fourth message...

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

...you can thank me later OP "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love people that are imaginative!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

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