FabSwingers.com forum: OMG please help!

By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

I just kneed Cath in her muff,and it sucked me inside her!

I don't know what to do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wriggle is free man!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Hop to it man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have someone jack some spunk in, the lubrication will free you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she not fitted with a Martin Baker ejector-vag?

Pull the yellow & black handle a rocket your way to freedom.

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By *etty McBJWoman
over a year ago

Maybe near you it all depends

WOW you have good internet connection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

find my car and drive out.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Cath is so gonna knee you in the crutch

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Is she not fitted with a Martin Baker ejector-vag?

Pull the yellow & black handle a rocket your way to freedom."

(This reply alone has made the grief I'm going to get worth it

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I'll have to get one fitted once I get out

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"WOW you have good internet connection

Well her arse had her own satellite system in orbit

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By *etty McBJWoman
over a year ago

Maybe near you it all depends

"WOW you have good internet connection

Well her arse had her own satellite system in orbit

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Cath is so gonna knee you in the crutch

Well not till I get out..gonna start hiking in a northerly direction soon..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this post has made my day thank you xx

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

this post has made my day thank you xx"

This is no laughing matter lady.its lonely in here.definitely a bit scary.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is it warm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and Ben will nip round with abseiling ropes and a winch to free you mate xxx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Aim for the light .or light a match and follow the fresh air

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Or do the hokey y

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Is it warm?"

Warm and MOIST...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Should have tied a plank round the other leg

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Me and Ben will nip round with abseiling ropes and a winch to free you mate xxx

I'll let off a flare that I just found in here when you get here.its a big area you see.i don't want you wasting hours trying to pin point my exact location

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Aim for the light .or light a match and follow the fresh air

The fresh air ran out hours ago..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl!

I get the feeling you are going to get a big slap when she finds this post! !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just bounce up and down on the g spot and surf out on the gush

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Should have tied a plank round the other leg

Ah the benefit of hindsight..next time I'll drop an anchor before kneeing her wizards sleeve..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bounce up and down on the g spot and surf out on the gush

Fuck we will turn back and pick up my surfboard so we can chuck that in for ya mate! Just remember paddle hard to catch the gush/wave hehe

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Isn't it obligatory to start singing Chas and Dave songs if you're having a knees up?

'Snooker loopy, nats are we...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye just start singing n enjoy the cavernous echo

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