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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It decreases their double chin apparently.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"It decreases their double chin apparently."

A double chin does not make you look like a total prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because they're quackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It decreases their double chin apparently.

A double chin does not make you look like a total prick."

Lol, brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guessing you mean a pronounced pout ?

Why not ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why?"

Cause there sheep!

One does it and the rest follow!

They think it's sexy but they look like idiots!

Half duck half sheep!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've never seen an attractive duckface, what ever happened to smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because when I smile I look like I'm smelling a shit so I duck face so it doesn't look so grim!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the reason not because every woman wants big lips? Which means they suck cock really good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because when I smile I look like I'm smelling a shit so I duck face so it doesn't look so grim!"

So do you walk around pulling that duck face on a meet? Or do you do your smelling a shit face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Which means they suck cock really good? "

Haha! You keep telling yourself that sweetie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because when I smile I look like I'm smelling a shit so I duck face so it doesn't look so grim!

So do you walk around pulling that duck face on a meet? Or do you do your smelling a shit face?"

No I have my fuck face on, it's rather naughty apparently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because when I smile I look like I'm smelling a shit so I duck face so it doesn't look so grim!

So do you walk around pulling that duck face on a meet? Or do you do your smelling a shit face?

No I have my fuck face on, it's rather naughty apparently!"

Maybe that's the face you should pull in your pics then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Which means they suck cock really good?

Haha! You keep telling yourself that sweetie lol "

I didn't mean that's what I believed, I'm saying isn't that the impression there trying to give?

For me there's nothing better than a pretty smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Which means they suck cock really good?

Haha! You keep telling yourself that sweetie lol

I didn't mean that's what I believed, I'm saying isn't that the impression there trying to give?

For me there's nothing better than a pretty smile "

Phew! Didn't want you disappointed there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Which means they suck cock really good?

Haha! You keep telling yourself that sweetie lol

I didn't mean that's what I believed, I'm saying isn't that the impression there trying to give?

For me there's nothing better than a pretty smile

Phew! Didn't want you disappointed there!"

It's stupid in my opinion and not being racist it's white women trying to look like sexy black women, mmmm Beyoncé haha

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I normally do the parted lips look..I knew I was doing something wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My guess is the same blokes complaining about the duck face will still message them trying to get a shag

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"My guess is the same blokes complaining about the duck face will still message them trying to get a shag "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I normally do the parted lips look..I knew I was doing something wrong!"

No your doing it very right, although the parted lips could be smiling a little

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Because when I smile I look like I'm smelling a shit so I duck face so it doesn't look so grim!"

Smiles look lovely. Duck faces makes you look like a duck.

Has anyone told you that your smile is awful or is it just personal neurosis?

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"My guess is the same blokes complaining about the duck face will still message them trying to get a shag "

It was a couple who started this thread.

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"I normally do the parted lips look..I knew I was doing something wrong!

No your doing it very right, although the parted lips could be smiling a little "

True..I'll bear it in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I normally do the parted lips look..I knew I was doing something wrong!

No your doing it very right, although the parted lips could be smiling a little

True..I'll bear it in mind "

You can run it past me if you like, il be your judge for new pics haha

Worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my friends was taking a selfie in my house the other day and did duckface. By the luck of Odin there was bread on my table so i threw it at her. She was far from impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes them look like they've had poison injected into their lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my friends was taking a selfie in my house the other day and did duckface. By the luck of Odin there was bread on my table so i threw it at her. She was far from impressed. "

They only like soggy bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea how to do a duck face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because when I smile I look like I'm smelling a shit so I duck face so it doesn't look so grim!

Smiles look lovely. Duck faces makes you look like a duck.

Has anyone told you that your smile is awful or is it just personal neurosis? "

My ex used to comment on it all the time

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Because when I smile I look like I'm smelling a shit so I duck face so it doesn't look so grim!

Smiles look lovely. Duck faces makes you look like a duck.

Has anyone told you that your smile is awful or is it just personal neurosis?

My ex used to comment on it all the time "

Glad to hear he/she is your ex. Sad to hear you have taken what they said to heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because when I smile I look like I'm smelling a shit so I duck face so it doesn't look so grim!

Smiles look lovely. Duck faces makes you look like a duck.

Has anyone told you that your smile is awful or is it just personal neurosis?

My ex used to comment on it all the time

Glad to hear he/she is your ex. Sad to hear you have taken what they said to heart."

To be fair when I smile I do look awful, it's like Chandlet in friends when he can't smile, maybe I should try it more

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Because when I smile I look like I'm smelling a shit so I duck face so it doesn't look so grim!

Smiles look lovely. Duck faces makes you look like a duck.

Has anyone told you that your smile is awful or is it just personal neurosis?

My ex used to comment on it all the time

Glad to hear he/she is your ex. Sad to hear you have taken what they said to heart.

To be fair when I smile I do look awful, it's like Chandlet in friends when he can't smile, maybe I should try it more"

See, now you are perpetuating a bullshit impression some idiot has given you with a totally unrelated anecdote from a made up tv series.

For someone to tell you that they think you look ridiculous when yo smile is actually them telling you that they are not suitable to be your partner.

Everyone looks at their best when they smile. Everyone looks ridiculous with a duck face.

Stop following the vapid crowd inanely and be unafraid to smile.

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Because when I smile I look like I'm smelling a shit so I duck face so it doesn't look so grim!

Smiles look lovely. Duck faces makes you look like a duck.

Has anyone told you that your smile is awful or is it just personal neurosis?

My ex used to comment on it all the time

Glad to hear he/she is your ex. Sad to hear you have taken what they said to heart.

To be fair when I smile I do look awful, it's like Chandlet in friends when he can't smile, maybe I should try it more

See, now you are perpetuating a bullshit impression some idiot has given you with a totally unrelated anecdote from a made up tv series.

For someone to tell you that they think you look ridiculous when yo smile is actually them telling you that they are not suitable to be your partner.

Everyone looks at their best when they smile. Everyone looks ridiculous with a duck face.

Stop following the vapid crowd inanely and be unafraid to smile. "

You. Not yo. Sorry went all gangsta there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because when I smile I look like I'm smelling a shit so I duck face so it doesn't look so grim!

Smiles look lovely. Duck faces makes you look like a duck.

Has anyone told you that your smile is awful or is it just personal neurosis?

My ex used to comment on it all the time

Glad to hear he/she is your ex. Sad to hear you have taken what they said to heart.

To be fair when I smile I do look awful, it's like Chandlet in friends when he can't smile, maybe I should try it more

See, now you are perpetuating a bullshit impression some idiot has given you with a totally unrelated anecdote from a made up tv series.

For someone to tell you that they think you look ridiculous when yo smile is actually them telling you that they are not suitable to be your partner.

Everyone looks at their best when they smile. Everyone looks ridiculous with a duck face.

Stop following the vapid crowd inanely and be unafraid to smile. "

Well ok then maybe that's my new goal pictures with normal smiles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because when I smile I look like I'm smelling a shit so I duck face so it doesn't look so grim!

Smiles look lovely. Duck faces makes you look like a duck.

Has anyone told you that your smile is awful or is it just personal neurosis?

My ex used to comment on it all the time

Glad to hear he/she is your ex. Sad to hear you have taken what they said to heart.

To be fair when I smile I do look awful, it's like Chandlet in friends when he can't smile, maybe I should try it more

See, now you are perpetuating a bullshit impression some idiot has given you with a totally unrelated anecdote from a made up tv series.

For someone to tell you that they think you look ridiculous when yo smile is actually them telling you that they are not suitable to be your partner.

Everyone looks at their best when they smile. Everyone looks ridiculous with a duck face.

Stop following the vapid crowd inanely and be unafraid to smile.

Well ok then maybe that's my new goal pictures with normal smiles!"

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How about this? Does this look like a good smile?

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By *rinking-in-la OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^^ Never needed to do a duck face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"^^^ Never needed to do a duck face "

No but you need someone to show you how to tie a tie properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"^^^ Never needed to do a duck face

No but you need someone to show you how to tie a tie properly "

There's always room for improvement x

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