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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

What do you do?

Obviously you suppress your tendency to want to laugh out loud as that would be uncouth(we can do that later)

Would you play?or would you suddenly have a death in the family?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've never had the 'pleasure'.

"Oh, it looks like a penis only smaller!"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would assume if someone had the condition of a micro penis they wouldn't be on a swinging site, and if they where they would discuss it in advance as they wouldn't be able to have intercourse.

I know of one person who has this condition, I never saw or it, he was just a friend but he did explain to me how it affects him and it was interesting and sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would assume if someone had the condition of a micro penis they wouldn't be on a swinging site, and if they where they would discuss it in advance as they wouldn't be able to have intercourse.

I know of one person who has this condition, I never saw or it, he was just a friend but he did explain to me how it affects him and it was interesting and sad.

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I tend to agree with this..i mean people cant help that they have a very small penis. They come in all shapes and sizes and i guess it only becomes a real problem if when erect, it is oo small to penetrate a woman suficiently for sexual intercourse to take place..but what can you do..i dont know. Now there are men who are born with perfectly functioning cocks of decent length and who turn them into micro penises by drinking too much beer to the point where they loose significant inches off the base and cant see their cocks..

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By *ivnwcplCouple
over a year ago

liverpool


"I would assume if someone had the condition of a micro penis they wouldn't be on a swinging site, and if they where they would discuss it in advance as they wouldn't be able to have intercourse.

I know of one person who has this condition, I never saw or it, he was just a friend but he did explain to me how it affects him and it was interesting and sad.

I tend to agree with this..i mean people cant help that they have a very small penis. They come in all shapes and sizes and i guess it only becomes a real problem if when erect, it is oo small to penetrate a woman suficiently for sexual intercourse to take place..but what can you do..i dont know. Now there are men who are born with perfectly functioning cocks of decent length and who turn them into micro penises by drinking too much beer to the point where they loose significant inches off the base and cant see their cocks.."

I agree....my partner when flaccid looks really small, but is 7 ins erect ...ok not massive but is usable

He will kill me if he see's this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the plus side they may get a lot of Anal meets in there favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There us a difference between having a small cock and the medical condition micro penile syndrome. I doubt the latter would be on here.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There is a guy on here who wants people to laugh at his small penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you do?

Obviously you suppress your tendency to want to laugh out loud as that would be uncouth(we can do that later)

Would you play?or would you suddenly have a death in the family?

"

Daft post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of person would laugh?

How about other conditions with abnormally small organs or limbs, like microcephaly and micropthalmia? Are they hilariously funny, too?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"What kind of person would laugh?

How about other conditions with abnormally small organs or limbs, like microcephaly and micropthalmia? Are they hilariously funny, too?"

I think the guy specifically wanted to be laughed at. It's on his profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kind of person would laugh?

How about other conditions with abnormally small organs or limbs, like microcephaly and micropthalmia? Are they hilariously funny, too?

I think the guy specifically wanted to be laughed at. It's on his profile. "

You might be but the post is referring to laughing at someone else's condition.

Non?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"What kind of person would laugh?

How about other conditions with abnormally small organs or limbs, like microcephaly and micropthalmia? Are they hilariously funny, too?

I think the guy specifically wanted to be laughed at. It's on his profile.

You might be but the post is referring to laughing at someone else's condition.

Non? "

Oui didn't read it all properly. I need coffee. Hello btw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kind of person would laugh?

How about other conditions with abnormally small organs or limbs, like microcephaly and micropthalmia? Are they hilariously funny, too?"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Someone would need an awful lot of other positive characteristics for them to outweigh the downsides of presenting a micro penis. I'm not in the business of largely satisfying someone else but remaining unsatisfied myself, so i'd generally skip a meet proposal if I knew in advance.

I don't know what I'd do if a vwe 9'' cock turned out to be 1'', but I think if I'd been lied to then I'd ask them to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a micro penis is 4 inches my swinging mates got 1 but he's fit like a god handsome to fuck he's looking for lady's who want to give him a go I'm afraid there's no way it's getting up me will take pics with it that's it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually knew a guy on here who had that condition when i was on my single girl profile. He played a cuck role to a lady. We had many interesting chats defo opened my eyes and learned something new.

Doll x

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I think it's pretty poor form to laugh at someone who has any sort of disability. They're people first, any disability is secondary.

I understand that humour is subjective but I'm able bodied and I'm grateful for that. I don't think other people's medical issues should be pointed and laughed at.

Imagine the pleasure you get from sex. Imagine if you had to give that up.

Imagine how you'd feel if you had an accident.

Imagine people laughing at you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the desire to laugh is mean-spirited, to be honest.

I imagine any man who has this condition wouldn't need more reasons to feel badly. I'm not sure I'd say no, either. I like giving bjs, so it could still be an interesting meet. Assuming I found him attractive, that is.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel for guys who have this condition because they must feel less than a man.

There are fetishes for small willies. The best thing someone can do is celebrate their uniqueness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How narrow minded for someone to laugh at anyone with any kind of medical condition, When will people learn to grow up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a man who had a micro penis. We knew each other as online friends for a long time before he said he was small in the pants dept. The only time I laughed was when he said something to make me laugh. We had a lovely few hours in a hotel room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kind of person would laugh?

How about other conditions with abnormally small organs or limbs, like microcephaly and micropthalmia? Are they hilariously funny, too?"

I like your style Cleo. I am 6'7"

And quite broad. Everyday without fail someone makes what THEY think is a wisecrack about my height.

The problem is I have heard them all before. If I am feeling a little grumpy I ask them if they would comment on an amputees physical attributes so readily.

I did upset a short person the other day by referring to him as an Umpalumpa. But that's the thing with blokes nobody blurts out "oooh aren't you small, did your mum malnourish you as a kid".

On the other hand I have to endure greenhouse and horse shit jibes.

Anyway, well done Cleo for being a more thoughtful human.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"What kind of person would laugh?

How about other conditions with abnormally small organs or limbs, like microcephaly and micropthalmia? Are they hilariously funny, too?

I like your style Cleo. I am 6'7"

And quite broad. Everyday without fail someone makes what THEY think is a wisecrack about my height.

The problem is I have heard them all before. If I am feeling a little grumpy I ask them if they would comment on an amputees physical attributes so readily.

I did upset a short person the other day by referring to him as an Umpalumpa. But that's the thing with blokes nobody blurts out "oooh aren't you small, did your mum malnourish you as a kid".

On the other hand I have to endure greenhouse and horse shit jibes.

Anyway, well done Cleo for being a more thoughtful human. "

I honestly do not think you can draw a comparison. Tall is considered a positive and you are not that tall anyway. My cousin is marginally taller than you

Now, it would be different if you were a 5'0" man

Back to 'micro-penis'. Can be easy for someone with that condition. I wonder if there is some surgery which can be performed to make it a reasonable size, whatever a reasonable size is. I certainly won't laugh at him or feign a death in my family. If I were already in bed with him, I will try my best to enjoy myself and for him to enjoy himself too. There are other ways than just wham-bham

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

That should read, "Can't be easy", not "Can be easy"

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What kind of person would laugh?

How about other conditions with abnormally small organs or limbs, like microcephaly and micropthalmia? Are they hilariously funny, too?

I like your style Cleo. I am 6'7"

And quite broad. Everyday without fail someone makes what THEY think is a wisecrack about my height.

The problem is I have heard them all before. If I am feeling a little grumpy I ask them if they would comment on an amputees physical attributes so readily.

I did upset a short person the other day by referring to him as an Umpalumpa. But that's the thing with blokes nobody blurts out "oooh aren't you small, did your mum malnourish you as a kid".

On the other hand I have to endure greenhouse and horse shit jibes.

Anyway, well done Cleo for being a more thoughtful human. "

I have a very tall friend who is equally pissed off with the tall jibes, she's heard them all before too but I think you're wrong about shorter people not having to deal with it. They do get called names like you've already pointed out so I'm not sure after you just admit to upsetting someone with your Oomp Loompa jibe, you can say that they don't have to deal with it?

I know more very short people than overly tall ones and its rife. I have a particularly short friend who also has to deal with that but she does it with so much humour now that we all make silly jokes about it. She's comfortable in her skin and generally rips the piss out of her own shortness.

Moaning about people making fun of your height and then you taking the piss out of a short arse is somewhat hypocritical don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got on public transport once (Mark) and a little girl with her mum said "look mum a Dwarf" , ive had a car ever since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wanna discuss it here goes. When soft I have under an inch, barely a foreskin attached to my balls. I cant piss at a urinal I have to stand in a cubical and drop my trousers. When hard it grows to about 2.5 to 3 inches. Its fairly thick and there is another 1 or 2 inches buried as I am badly overweight. So what do I do? I only play with my wife. I dont play or strip on meets I simply watch my wife enjoy herself. I dont care that other guys are far bigger than me its good to see my wife properly fucked in a way I physically cant. I often cant get hard anyway so size isnt the only issue. But I have no wish to be put down laughed at or humiliated so I dont expose it at all.

Im far more concerned with my non ability to piss without dropping my trousers than my sexual ability because it has fathered 4 kids so it serves its purpose and meets make up for its shortfalls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Shag to tell us you've got the pecker you're born with?

Nobody can change what they've got unlike say boobs where enhancement is widespread.

Unless you want risky and, frankly, largely unsuccessful surgery you can't really change anything about cock size.

So make use of what assets and skills you CAN bring to the table! And hold your head up high and proud as its nobodies fault they are born with a small 'un, it's just the way it is!

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"There is a guy on here who wants people to laugh at his small penis. "

I think I've seen him. Didn't find it funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the plus side they may get a lot of Anal meets in there favour "

I've come across a few very small willies in saunas. Too short to manage anal.

I just gave them a bj to remember.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"On the plus side they may get a lot of Anal meets in there favour

I've come across a few very small willies in saunas. Too short to manage anal.

I just gave them a bj to remember. "

It must be due to the heat in the sauna

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"There is a guy on here who wants people to laugh at his small penis.

I think I've seen him. Didn't find it funny!"

I'm glad someone else saw it. I was beginning to think I'd imagined the guy. I think he was into humiliation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the plus side they may get a lot of Anal meets in there favour

I've come across a few very small willies in saunas. Too short to manage anal.

I just gave them a bj to remember.

It must be due to the heat in the sauna "

Poor fellas; God know what it'd be like in a chilly environment

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"On the plus side they may get a lot of Anal meets in there favour

I've come across a few very small willies in saunas. Too short to manage anal.

I just gave them a bj to remember.

It must be due to the heat in the sauna

Poor fellas; God know what it'd be like in a chilly environment "

Oh I see, I got that one wrong; heat causes expansion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the plus side they may get a lot of Anal meets in there favour

I've come across a few very small willies in saunas. Too short to manage anal.

I just gave them a bj to remember.

It must be due to the heat in the sauna

Poor fellas; God know what it'd be like in a chilly environment

Oh I see, I got that one wrong; heat causes expansion "

So can a hot mouth that sucks really hard. I'm like a penis pump in a micro skirt

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