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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you going bed...mind if i slytherin (harry potter)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Are you going bed...mind if i slytherin (harry potter)"

Will the funny line be along later?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you going bed...mind if i slytherin (harry potter)

Will the funny line be along later?"

Sorry pops ill try and find something a little more dated next time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

(Annie hall)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I just shit my pants - can I get in yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you going bed...mind if i slytherin (harry potter)

Will the funny line be along later?"

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried the saloon sex position. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

@ pops

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

@ pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you going bed...mind if i slytherin (harry potter)

Will the funny line be along later?

Sorry pops ill try and find something a little more dated next time...

That's was funnier

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"I just shit my pants - can I get in yours?

This did actually make me laugh. BAHAHAHAHA

Next best i've heard of :

Man - According to my smartwatch you aren't wearing knickers...

Woman - But I am...

Man *taps watch*.. Damn, fucking things running an hour fast.

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