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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd like to think we are very open minded but a big NoNo is a women rimming a guy. What's yours???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women sharing cum. Snowballing or whatever you call it...no no no

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Whoops. I like both of these. I'm not a big fan of feet though.

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

Watersports...and of course hardsports even worse. Disgusting

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"I'd like to think we are very open minded but a big NoNo is a women rimming a guy. What's yours???"

A woman can rim me anytime she wishes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had to Google snowballing lol.

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Women sharing cum. Snowballing or whatever you call it...no no no "

Women can snowball my cum anytime they wish.

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Whoops. I like both of these. I'm not a big fan of feet though."

I'll play with a woman's feet and she can play with mine anytime she wishes.

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Watersports...and of course hardsports even worse. Disgusting"

Went jet skiing once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poo and pee are a big no no. And being too serious, I like to have a giggle. Other than that I'm good.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Whoops. I like both of these. I'm not a big fan of feet though.

I'll play with a woman's feet and she can play with mine anytime she wishes."

.

Am I sensing a theme here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rude women....instant turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogant men

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

a lack of self awareness

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Arrogant men"

This! And liars of either sex!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Sexism (misogyny and misandry alike), arrogance and high heels.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I wouldn't say it's a big turn-off. Far from it. But shaven pussies aren't my favourite thing. Give me a hairy one any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women smoking...many a times i look on the cams and think mmmm. Then she sticks a cancer stick in her mouth then thats the end of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Inner Man hates false nails, and acrylic nails. So does my inner vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexual...

- Trying to kiss me with a mouthful of my cum!

- Using spit as a lubricant.

Non-sexual...

- Eating (non human) meat in front of me.

- Displays of racism or homophobia

- Admitting to being a Tory voter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrogant men

This! And liars of either sex! "

That too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrogant men"

Arrogant women

(Not you of course )

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

Generally, arrogance, and over the top dirty talk.

Visually, too much makeup.

Physical acts that are off putting? Not much...puny pecks rather than proper kisses, I guess. Kisses do a lot for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to think we are very open minded but a big NoNo is a women rimming a guy. What's yours???"
that and foot play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The arrogant ones that assume they are to high calibre to have sex with you without making you jump through hoops first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Inner Man hates false nails, and acrylic nails. So does my inner vagina."
men with long dirty nails gimme the heave

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"a lack of self awareness "

I suppose that includes clinginess? Gosh, that is soooo of putting darlink.....

And them with grubby nails

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By *rof_cplCouple
over a year ago

Gerrards Cross

Any kind of pain, dominance, any mention of sub/Dom, whips, leather etc. Just not our thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogance and people thinking they have entitlement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any kind of pain, dominance, any mention of sub/Dom, whips, leather etc. Just not our thing."

Totally agree

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don;t think I object to much of this except for piss, shit and Tory voters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women with stubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men in women's underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they talk about how good there partner is puts me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entitlement

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Women with stubble "

I thought you wanted to meet me?!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Women with stubble

I thought you wanted to meet me?! "

Lovin' yr avatar btw

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Naked men with socks on

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

People have preferences, likes and dislikes, but I prefer not to try and list my dislikes on threads like this because it can come across as sex negative. I dont want people to possibly feel shame for liking something that I say I dislike. If its legal, and consensual, then go for it, and have fun doing it!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Women with stubble

I thought you wanted to meet me?!

Lovin' yr avatar btw "

Thanks unfortunately I don't own any Lynx

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Women sharing cum. Snowballing or whatever you call it...no no no "

They do snowballs in my local wine bar.

Guy who makes them looks pretty shagged out by closing time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women with stubble

I thought you wanted to meet me?! "

Haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't say it's a big turn-off. Far from it. But shaven pussies aren't my favourite thing. Give me a hairy one any day "

Damn. You can have my hairy pussy! Lol

maybe you dont want it but what the hec.

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Spot on! I'm with you on this..x

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Agreeing with CLC..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

- Eating (non human) meat in front of me."

I couldn't agree more. You either eat human meat, or don't bother speaking to me.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A women who fakes a orgasm as you are fucking her with a semi lob on knowing full well she is thinking of what to cook for tea tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My biggest turn offs are

excessively fat women,,classical pear is ok,

D*unkeness

Drugs

Rotten teeth/dog breath

Body odour/poor hygiene

Rudeness and ignorance

Gold diggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrogance and people thinking they have entitlement "
come here now I deserve it I own you

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport


"I wouldn't say it's a big turn-off. Far from it. But shaven pussies aren't my favourite thing. Give me a hairy one any day "

I agree when it looks like it's been shaved to death and is sore I find myself thinking 'ouch you poor lass that must me agony' when I should be thinking 'mmmmm yummy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

- Eating (non human) meat in front of me.

I couldn't agree more. You either eat human meat, or don't bother speaking to me.

-Courtney"

yuk cannibals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women sharing cum. Snowballing or whatever you call it...no no no "

My wife always comes up and kisses me deep after sucking my cock and swallowing sperm, sometimes she hasn't swallowed it all and passes some to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women that only do it because there partner wants to watch and they just lie there.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Aside from all the obvious stuff and plenty have been mentioned, I'm afraid from me, it's simply being confronted with, a completely bald pussy.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Arrogance and people thinking they have entitlement "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big headed women who think they no it all and don't look after themselves

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aggressive blowjobs

Be gentle with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BO and/or Smelly pussy....

I'm gone....

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Big headed women who think they no it all and don't look after themselves "

Sounds like someone has been rejected by someone who was "beneath" him. Sometimes this can happen when you offer the olive branch of a pity fuck to someone, just to make them feel better. So of them are so stupid they don't know how blessed they are even to have had their profile _iewed by someone as amazing as the poster above!

Perhaps its time to move on from the "charity fuck" business and concentrate on people that you still find attractive even after they say "no thanks".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep agree with that .. aggressive blow jobs and no sugar in my coffee lol

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By *inger TyrionMan
over a year ago

London

Women who have not at least tidied up down below, have leg and under arm hair plus those who smell foul down in the nether regions!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don;t think I object to much of this except for piss, shit and Tory voters

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i agree with the being too aggresive with my cock, needs to be treated gently, your not milking a cow ffs lol

mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My biggest turn offs are

excessively fat women,,classical pear is ok,

D*unkeness

Drugs

Rotten teeth/dog breath

Body odour/poor hygiene

Rudeness and ignorance

Gold diggers

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who are so up themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My biggest turn offs are

excessively fat women,,classical pear is ok,

D*unkeness

Drugs

Rotten teeth/dog breath

Body odour/poor hygiene

Rudeness and ignorance

Gold diggers

"

..that list is actually off putting in itself....especially because you mention that these are your biggest turn offs. So wat are your minor turn offs? My turn offs are people being negative...about others....and life. Big turn on is intelligence and sense of humour!!

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London


"People have preferences, likes and dislikes, but I prefer not to try and list my dislikes on threads like this because it can come across as sex negative. I dont want people to possibly feel shame for liking something that I say I dislike. If its legal, and consensual, then go for it, and have fun doing it! "

Gosh I totally agree and was thinking of a good way to put it. IN my experience, in the moment and with the right person and the right mood, anything can happen. Its like that old inter_iew question - where do you want to be in five years? On the other side of that desk .... not only a cliché but also limited - why limit yourself to an experience you don't know about. Why not say the other side of the world? I have experienced a few of the above, would not do them with everyone and anyone, but with the right person at the right time, amazingly awesome and intimate - why limit yourself?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Racism/Islamaphobia/General Bigotry

Bad Hygiene

Laziness

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

People who think that only their political _iew is correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked men with socks on"

Really puts me off to!! Why are you keeping the socks on???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My biggest turn offs are

excessively fat women,,classical pear is ok,

D*unkeness

Drugs

Rotten teeth/dog breath

Body odour/poor hygiene

Rudeness and ignorance

Gold diggers

"

One of my turnoffs is also rudeness. From a fat woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked men with socks on

Really puts me off to!! Why are you keeping the socks on???"

Stops them getting cold feet and running for the door

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A women who fakes a orgasm as you are fucking her with a semi lob on knowing full well she is thinking of what to cook for tea tomorrow."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Women who have not at least tidied up down below, have leg and under arm hair plus those who smell foul down in the nether regions!! "

Just for the record, do you have leg and underarm hair ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a phobia as well as a turn off!

When someone speaks to you and a little globual ball of gummy sticky spit forms in the corner of their mouth between their lips to join together...

Makes me want to retch its repulsive...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"This is a phobia as well as a turn off!

When someone speaks to you and a little globual ball of gummy sticky spit forms in the corner of their mouth between their lips to join together...

Makes me want to retch its repulsive..."

God. I feel sick.

I can't watch spitty people on tele.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Naked men with socks on"

No way. I'm not having that!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"Naked men with socks on

No way. I'm not having that! "

I always wear my socks, but I am a fem, so I presume it is okay then?

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I wouldn't say it's a big turn-off. Far from it. But shaven pussies aren't my favourite thing. Give me a hairy one any day

Damn. You can have my hairy pussy! Lol

maybe you dont want it but what the hec."

I'll take it. Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I can't imagine the type of ladies I meet ever coming up with an idea that would turn me off.

Even if something on its own wasn't on its own a turn on to me, the context and enjoyment of the lady would make it fun

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By *hocolate007Man
over a year ago

london


"People have preferences, likes and dislikes, but I prefer not to try and list my dislikes on threads like this because it can come across as sex negative. I dont want people to possibly feel shame for liking something that I say I dislike. If its legal, and consensual, then go for it, and have fun doing it!

Gosh I totally agree and was thinking of a good way to put it. IN my experience, in the moment and with the right person and the right mood, anything can happen. Its like that old inter_iew question - where do you want to be in five years? On the other side of that desk .... not only a cliché but also limited - why limit yourself to an experience you don't know about. Why not say the other side of the world? I have experienced a few of the above, would not do them with everyone and anyone, but with the right person at the right time, amazingly awesome and intimate - why limit yourself? "

totally agree, OP im hoping this is not one of your cleverly disguised attempt to cause chaos like you did in your last racist post. Im hoping you have turned a new leaf cos you didnt do yourself or asians any justice in your last thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogant women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People have preferences, likes and dislikes, but I prefer not to try and list my dislikes on threads like this because it can come across as sex negative. I dont want people to possibly feel shame for liking something that I say I dislike. If its legal, and consensual, then go for it, and have fun doing it!

Gosh I totally agree and was thinking of a good way to put it. IN my experience, in the moment and with the right person and the right mood, anything can happen. Its like that old inter_iew question - where do you want to be in five years? On the other side of that desk .... not only a cliché but also limited - why limit yourself to an experience you don't know about. Why not say the other side of the world? I have experienced a few of the above, would not do them with everyone and anyone, but with the right person at the right time, amazingly awesome and intimate - why limit yourself?

totally agree, OP im hoping this is not one of your cleverly disguised attempt to cause chaos like you did in your last racist post. Im hoping you have turned a new leaf cos you didnt do yourself or asians any justice in your last thread."

You still playing the race card?............yawns.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I'd like to think we are very open minded but a big NoNo is a women rimming a guy. What's yours???"

I love rimming Mr Law and he won't stop rimming me, as he loves it too ... as he is used to being rimmed by guys though, he says I am too ticklish, so looking for tips to be more aggressive with him ....

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By *hocolate007Man
over a year ago

london


"People have preferences, likes and dislikes, but I prefer not to try and list my dislikes on threads like this because it can come across as sex negative. I dont want people to possibly feel shame for liking something that I say I dislike. If its legal, and consensual, then go for it, and have fun doing it!

Gosh I totally agree and was thinking of a good way to put it. IN my experience, in the moment and with the right person and the right mood, anything can happen. Its like that old inter_iew question - where do you want to be in five years? On the other side of that desk .... not only a cliché but also limited - why limit yourself to an experience you don't know about. Why not say the other side of the world? I have experienced a few of the above, would not do them with everyone and anyone, but with the right person at the right time, amazingly awesome and intimate - why limit yourself?

totally agree, OP im hoping this is not one of your cleverly disguised attempt to cause chaos like you did in your last racist post. Im hoping you have turned a new leaf cos you didnt do yourself or asians any justice in your last thread.

You still playing the race card?............yawns."

gd to see you got a sense of humour atlast. Il give you 5 pounds if you keep up the positive persona and not turn this thread into some racist asian supremacy rant. 5 pounds yh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My biggest turn offs are

excessively fat women,,classical pear is ok,

D*unkeness

Drugs

Rotten teeth/dog breath

Body odour/poor hygiene

Rudeness and ignorance

Gold diggers

..that list is actually off putting in itself....especially because you mention that these are your biggest turn offs. So wat are your minor turn offs? My turn offs are people being negative...about others....and life. Big turn on is intelligence and sense of humour!! "

Im actually quite liberal and easy going,,,i can avoid al the turn offs i have listed simply by avoiding those who exhibit those traits or dubious qualities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a phobia as well as a turn off!

When someone speaks to you and a little globual ball of gummy sticky spit forms in the corner of their mouth between their lips to join together...

Makes me want to retch its repulsive..."

Hahaha,,very well observed..or if the slicky gummy bit actually extends as a tiny string between an upper and lower tooth as they speak..i used to know someone who when you spoke to them would occasionally pause for a swig from a bottle of Gaviscon due to a stomach issue,and then causally carry on..hahaha,,oh the variety of life,people are just so interesting..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The arrogant ones that assume they are to high calibre to have sex with you without making you jump through hoops first. "

Maybe they want to make sure they know who they have having sex with and won't regret it opposed to opening their legs to any many that walks in the room... doesn't make them arrogant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby loves me rimming him

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

also partial to a session of Lady Rimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

98% of men repulse me. Something to do with entitlement, cockiness and a lack of awareness.

Guys I don't tend to go for include army guys (im a lover not a fighter), short stumpy men with short stumpy cocks, excessively hairy guys and men with shit ink.

Hard limits are attached men and liars, and cheats. Also after 8 months of suporting my previous partner, financial independence is critical.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"The arrogant ones that assume they are to high calibre to have sex with you without making you jump through hoops first. "

My hard limits are:

1) Must have c**k

2) Must be over 5'2"

3) Must be under 150 Kg

4) One or two arms and/or one or two legs

5) Being able to see and/or hear is a bonus

6) Must have c**k

Other than that, everyone is welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The arrogant ones that assume they are to high calibre to have sex with you without making you jump through hoops first.

My hard limits are:

1) Must have c**k

2) Must be over 5'2"

3) Must be under 150 Kg

4) One or two arms and/or one or two legs

5) Being able to see and/or hear is a bonus

6) Must have c**k

Other than that, everyone is welcome"

Finally! I actually meet requirements!

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By *exyRugbyBoyMan
over a year ago

Broseley, Shropshire


"The arrogant ones that assume they are to high calibre to have sex with you without making you jump through hoops first.

My hard limits are:

1) Must have c**k

2) Must be over 5'2"

3) Must be under 150 Kg

4) One or two arms and/or one or two legs

5) Being able to see and/or hear is a bonus

6) Must have c**k

Other than that, everyone is welcome"

I tick those, even number 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank zombies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoops. I like both of these. I'm not a big fan of feet though."
me to i dont like feet and i dont like veris displayed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Wank zombies "

Que?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Wank zombies

Que?"

Sorry...I read it wrong.

Guy not girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ass pubes with clinkers attached to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excess alcohol.

I much prefer someone to be fully aware and consenting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys/Gals who think they are so much better than the rest, False nails, size queens,dirty arse's

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

flip flops

make up like a plasters pallet

muff like the Amazon jungle

flip flops.

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

Women who are far too predatory...I like to be the one who makes a play for the woman...if a woman is far to forward it turns me right off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ass pubes with clinkers attached to them. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The arrogant ones that assume they are to high calibre to have sex with you without making you jump through hoops first.

My hard limits are:

1) Must have c**k

2) Must be over 5'2"

3) Must be under 150 Kg

4) One or two arms and/or one or two legs

5) Being able to see and/or hear is a bonus

6) Must have c**k

Other than that, everyone is welcome"

There is hope!!!! Skin of my teeth on a couple of those , but wehey! Get in !!

Skip in my step and cock sure , for the rest of the day lol

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over a year ago

I just hate when a woman shits in the bed and rolls it out with her foot!! Very off putting

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By *rof_cplCouple
over a year ago

Gerrards Cross


"Ass pubes with clinkers attached to them. "

Oh my god I think a little bit of sick just entered my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big floppy cock? No guy has mentioned that soo i guess every guys in this thread would still fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Wank zombies "

Otherwise known as armchair cam wanky men...

Visualise: short little fat bald men, most with comb overs, usually just wearing well worn three day old baggy grundies and socks.. sat in an old flea bitten armchair in a dim lit room surrounded by sticky porn magazines in untidy piles...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just hate when a woman shits in the bed and rolls it out with her foot!! Very off putting"

I actually laughed out loud at this lol...

You really need to re_iew the company you keep... your bedroom floor must be minging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Wank zombies

Otherwise known as armchair cam wanky men...

Visualise: short little fat bald men, most with comb overs, usually just wearing well worn three day old baggy grundies and socks.. sat in an old flea bitten armchair in a dim lit room surrounded by sticky porn magazines in untidy piles..."

Its no way to treat literature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coldsores

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'd like to think we are very open minded but a big NoNo is a women rimming a guy. What's yours???"

I don't find psychotic/crazy or stuck up women attractive for obvious reasons

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