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By *uffin-Man- OP   Man
over a year ago

muffin lane

I have just over heard the best conversation ever. Two lads talking about sex and how they have dried different things like the superman, donkey punch and the new one on me the werewolf.

Has anyone else heard of the werewolf. ????

I almost pissed myself when I asked him to explain it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard of them yeah, never tried any, amusing and bemusing as they sound....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Anyone who managed to do a donkeypunch correctly would be in prison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard of donkey punch (nasty!) but not the superman or the werewolf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only heard of the donkey unch, can;t actuually remember what it was other than pretty crass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops I don't know what any of them are!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He actually tried the donkey punch? The stupidity of some people is astounding. I'm going to Google the other two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made the mistake of reading it on urban dictionary. Stay classy Op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't find any reference to the werewolf yet,the Superman sounds very grown up

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I had to read what a 'donkey punch' was.

I'd agree with the statements I read classing it as only spoken about by :-

12 year old males.

Virgin males.

Sexually inexperienced males.

Mysoginist Males.

Violent males.

Rapists.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

How old where they, sounds like big talk from little guys, sounds like they've been having a wank over urban dictionary definitions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not heard of any of the terms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not heard of any of the terms. "

So glad I'm not the only one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a film called donkey punch.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Sounds like moves in a video game

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mistake,I have heard of the werewolf. I can't imagine anyone having a handful of pubes handy to chuck in someone's face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not heard of any of the terms.

So glad I'm not the only one!"

I just had to google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not heard of any of the terms.

So glad I'm not the only one!"

Me 3

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I was reading them and read The Lawnmower, I laughed but I am a very silly immature bad man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had to read what a 'donkey punch' was.

I'd agree with the statements I read classing it as only spoken about by :-

12 year old males.

Virgin males.

Sexually inexperienced males.

Mysoginist Males.

Violent males.

Rapists.

"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I had to look up Werewolf....

Urban Dictionary says...

Similar to a Houdini with a few additional steps for effect. A man shaves his pubes in anticipation of sex. While the man is having sex in the "doggy style" position, he pulls out then spits on his partner's back. The partner believes he finished, turns around, and the man cums on his partner's face. The man then reaches for the pubes and throws it on his partners face.

She said she wanted to see the full moon. We had sex under the stars and I pulled out the Werewolf.

I never find fun in the number of ways that 'boys' find to debase women in the belief it makes them men.

I find it unnerving when so called 'men' bring it into everyday conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of any of them!! Care to share?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donkey punch is a slang term for the sexual practice of inflicting blunt force trauma to the back of the head or lower back of the receiving partner during anal or vaginal sex as an attempt by the penetrating partner to induce involuntary tightening of internal or external anal sphincter muscles or vaginal passage of the receiving partner.[1][2] According to Dr. Jeffrey Bahr of Medical College of Wisconsin there is no reflex in humans that would cause such tensing in response to a blow on the head, although striking a partner on the back of the neck or head could cause severe, even lethal injury.[3]

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I was reading them and read The Lawnmower, I laughed but I am a very silly immature bad man"

You're a very naughty boy.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I was reading them and read The Lawnmower, I laughed but I am a very silly immature bad man

You're a very naughty boy. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like warped behaviour to me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I was reading them and read The Lawnmower, I laughed but I am a very silly immature bad man

You're a very naughty boy.

"

That's the wrong shade of pink and I can hear you giggling !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Now I have to look up the lawnmower.....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I was reading them and read The Lawnmower, I laughed but I am a very silly immature bad man

You're a very naughty boy.

That's the wrong shade of pink and I can hear you giggling !"

sorry Granny

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I had to look up Werewolf....

Urban Dictionary says...

Similar to a Houdini with a few additional steps for effect. A man shaves his pubes in anticipation of sex. While the man is having sex in the "doggy style" position, he pulls out then spits on his partner's back. The partner believes he finished, turns around, and the man cums on his partner's face. The man then reaches for the pubes and throws it on his partners face.

She said she wanted to see the full moon. We had sex under the stars and I pulled out the Werewolf.

I never find fun in the number of ways that 'boys' find to debase women in the belief it makes them men.

I find it unnerving when so called 'men' bring it into everyday conversation. "

I can't imagine any man making so much effort to prepare for a sexual act. Some guys I meet can barely be bothered to take their socks off.

Most of these are inventions concocted by people who live in their parents basement and live off Cheez-Its.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


" I never find fun in the number of ways that 'boys' find to debase women in the belief it makes them men. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I had to look up Werewolf....

Urban Dictionary says...

Similar to a Houdini with a few additional steps for effect. A man shaves his pubes in anticipation of sex. While the man is having sex in the "doggy style" position, he pulls out then spits on his partner's back. The partner believes he finished, turns around, and the man cums on his partner's face. The man then reaches for the pubes and throws it on his partners face.

She said she wanted to see the full moon. We had sex under the stars and I pulled out the Werewolf.

I never find fun in the number of ways that 'boys' find to debase women in the belief it makes them men.

I find it unnerving when so called 'men' bring it into everyday conversation.

I can't imagine any man making so much effort to prepare for a sexual act. Some guys I meet can barely be bothered to take their socks off.

Most of these are inventions concocted by people who live in their parents basement and live off Cheez-Its."

Are you American today ?

Brits live in the cellar and live of Wotsits.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

I did not know what a 'donkey punch' was until I read the OP's comment and Googled it

I do not want to even be in the same building as any guy who thinks that such form "the best conversation ever"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I want a cheesey cracker now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donkey punch is a slang term for the sexual practice of inflicting blunt force trauma to the back of the head or lower back of the receiving partner during anal or vaginal sex as an attempt by the penetrating partner to induce involuntary tightening of internal or external anal sphincter muscles or vaginal passage of the receiving partner.[1][2] According to Dr. Jeffrey Bahr of Medical College of Wisconsin there is no reflex in humans that would cause such tensing in response to a blow on the head, although striking a partner on the back of the neck or head could cause severe, even lethal injury.[3]"

Why would anyone do this?!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Now I have to look up the lawnmower..... "

I'm sending myself to my room.

I laughed.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I had to look up Werewolf....

Urban Dictionary says...

Similar to a Houdini with a few additional steps for effect. A man shaves his pubes in anticipation of sex. While the man is having sex in the "doggy style" position, he pulls out then spits on his partner's back. The partner believes he finished, turns around, and the man cums on his partner's face. The man then reaches for the pubes and throws it on his partners face.

She said she wanted to see the full moon. We had sex under the stars and I pulled out the Werewolf.

I never find fun in the number of ways that 'boys' find to debase women in the belief it makes them men.

I find it unnerving when so called 'men' bring it into everyday conversation.

I can't imagine any man making so much effort to prepare for a sexual act. Some guys I meet can barely be bothered to take their socks off.

Most of these are inventions concocted by people who live in their parents basement and live off Cheez-Its.

Are you American today ?

Brits live in the cellar and live of Wotsits."

Yeah, I took the pledge of allegiance this morning

These phrases almost certainly originated in the States.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Now I have to look up the lawnmower.....

I'm sending myself to my room.

I laughed. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Donkey punch is a slang term for the sexual practice of inflicting blunt force trauma to the back of the head or lower back of the receiving partner during anal or vaginal sex as an attempt by the penetrating partner to induce involuntary tightening of internal or external anal sphincter muscles or vaginal passage of the receiving partner.[1][2] According to Dr. Jeffrey Bahr of Medical College of Wisconsin there is no reflex in humans that would cause such tensing in response to a blow on the head, although striking a partner on the back of the neck or head could cause severe, even lethal injury.[3]

Why would anyone do this?!"

Sociopathy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst I'm looking up the lawnmower is there anything else I may want to look for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dare anyone to read the Lawnmower explanation and not laugh out loud

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By *uffin-Man- OP   Man
over a year ago

muffin lane

My old favourite to piss the ex off was the rodeo.

Taking her from behind, and then call out her sisters or best friends name whilst holding on for as long as possible

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"My old favourite to piss the ex off was the rodeo.

Taking her from behind, and then call out her sisters or best friends name whilst holding on for as long as possible"

The oldies are the best.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Jokes that is.... not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My old favourite to piss the ex off was the rodeo.

Taking her from behind, and then call out her sisters or best friends name whilst holding on for as long as possible"
entertaining if not amusing after when she does get you off

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Not heard of any of the terms. "

Nor I!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the pubes in the face thing was called a monkey face? Never heard of a superman why has no one put an explanation for that up yet?

Off to Google the lawnmower

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Not heard of any of the terms.

Nor I!"

Me either, and after reading some of the descriptions above I am glad I have led such a sheltered life - because if that's what rates as fun, sign me up to the boring club!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I had to read what a 'donkey punch' was.

I'd agree with the statements I read classing it as only spoken about by :-

12 year old males.

Virgin males.

Sexually inexperienced males.

Mysoginist Males.

Violent males.

Rapists.

"

Just googled the lot: couldn't agree with you more!

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By *arktam83Man
over a year ago

rugeley

The angry pirate is one that makes me chuckle everything I hear it mentioned

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By *uffin-Man- OP   Man
over a year ago

muffin lane

The angry pirate is a classic.

The superman is

You pull out just before you cum ensuring that when you do it lands on the top of her back. Then you throw a sheet over her and give her a little rub as she stands up she will now be wearing a cape

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I dare anyone to read the Lawnmower explanation and not laugh out loud "

I did...and I didn't!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When I hear of terms like this I always picture people like Jay from the Inbetweeners making out they've done them.

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

What I've found out about werewolf and punch thing..just sound horrible

Never going to do these

Still waiting to hear what superman and lawnmower are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually just wish people would keep making up new sexual kinks to themselves...even the intelligent sounding ones annoy the fuck out of me...

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne


"The angry pirate is a classic.

The superman is

You pull out just before you cum ensuring that when you do it lands on the top of her back. Then you throw a sheet over her and give her a little rub as she stands up she will now be wearing a cape "

Well this is now another no from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dare anyone to read the Lawnmower explanation and not laugh out loud

I did...and I didn't! "

Oh come on! You didn't have visions of someone doing it and making vroom vroom noises??

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By *amesideguyMan
over a year ago

Ashton under lyne

Not heard of any of them until now I have only ever heard of the spiderman

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By *uffin-Man- OP   Man
over a year ago

muffin lane

How things have moved on from when I was a randy kid. God all we had back then was a posh wank or a danger wank

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

How do people ever dream these up?

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Why do I look these things up? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had to read what a 'donkey punch' was.

I'd agree with the statements I read classing it as only spoken about by :-

12 year old males.

Virgin males.

Sexually inexperienced males.

Mysoginist Males.

Violent males.

Rapists.

Just googled the lot: couldn't agree with you more! "

please dont just blame this on males lol!

I've seen some willing sub behaviour from women...

*in some cases I've learned theres been sexual abuse in the past, and then we have some of these dom wanks who think they are gods, when all theyve done is found an unfortunate soul.

but then, I'm supposed to respect the sub dom culture...even when its about extreme pain,extreme degradation etc etc

I like normal sex, having a giggle here and there and maybe in a group.thats it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never heard of them and wontbe looking them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once overheard two guys in a club. One told the other his girlfriend had asked him if he ever 'moosed' her. He then did an impression of a reindeer's antlers on his head and explained she thought he might have done this while taking her doggy style.

One for Christmas parties perhaps?

Made me laugh at the time.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I had to look up Werewolf....

Urban Dictionary says...

Similar to a Houdini with a few additional steps for effect. A man shaves his pubes in anticipation of sex. While the man is having sex in the "doggy style" position, he pulls out then spits on his partner's back. The partner believes he finished, turns around, and the man cums on his partner's face. The man then reaches for the pubes and throws it on his partners face.

She said she wanted to see the full moon. We had sex under the stars and I pulled out the Werewolf.

I never find fun in the number of ways that 'boys' find to debase women in the belief it makes them men.

I find it unnerving when so called 'men' bring it into everyday conversation. "

sounds like the fantasies of teenage boys, not men..

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I dare anyone to read the Lawnmower explanation and not laugh out loud

I did...and I didn't!

Oh come on! You didn't have visions of someone doing it and making vroom vroom noises?? "

Not until you mentioned it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst I'm looking up the lawnmower is there anything else I may want to look for? "

The spider man

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