FabSwingers.com forum: Flirty thread

By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

The rules are simple. Type a flirtatious comment to someone on the thread. Doesn't have to be the person above (that always goes wrong anyway).

Just name them and make a comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goes to find my book of one liners...I will be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an amazing idea, you must be such fun in bed.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hello Vine, want a coffee with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much does a polar bear weigh Zoya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be back too, much too early for me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

And Zoya and Clem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a rather spiffing idea , I will consult the Pooch for some.flirtatious lines

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

And Mike and the lady from Essex.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

And Taff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And Zoya and Clem."

Steve make it a green tea and ya on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a rather spiffing idea , I will consult the Pooch for some.flirtatious lines

I imagine you 2 conversing like Ron and Baxter from Anchorman!

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Hello Vine, want a coffee with me?"

It would be a pleasure. But only coffee, OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink coffee, sorry Steve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, how YOU doin'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't drink coffee, sorry Steve."

A soothing cup of tea Miss Z and a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve, you're to good for this site. Let's go to Vegas, play a little cards, have a little sex, get married. You know, see what happens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, you look fun, how about we do a bit of roleplay?

I'll be burger king and you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, you look fun, how about we do a bit of roleplay?

I'll be burger king and you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

Sounds a but wimpy...i thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, you look fun, how about we do a bit of roleplay?

I'll be burger king and you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

Sounds a but wimpy...i thank you."

I once saw a man eating hamburger !! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, you look fun, how about we do a bit of roleplay?

I'll be burger king and you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

Sounds a but wimpy...i thank you."

Applauding you for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vine....

Do you need a hand unbuttoning that shirt before you climb into my bed??

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By *unkysoulWoman
over a year ago

Mitcham, Surrey

"Hey, you look fun, how about we do a bit of roleplay?

I'll be burger king and you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

Sounds a but wimpy...i thank you."

That one came with cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, you look fun, how about we do a bit of roleplay?

I'll be burger king and you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

Sounds a but wimpy...i thank you.

That one came with cheese!"

It ain't easy, being cheesy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

I'll bring some resolve

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

I'll bring some resolve

Can you bring me breakfast please..feeling lazy

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over a year ago

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

I'll bring some resolve

Can you bring me breakfast please..feeling lazy

Full English /Welsh lol or continental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

I'll bring some resolve

Is that Welsh for cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunshine71

Beautiful name and pics. It's just so apt you are from Bristol with those lovely breasts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

I'll bring some resolve

Is that Welsh for cock?"

Is three a crowd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

I'll bring some resolve

Is that Welsh for cock?

Is three a crowd? "

God no, climb in the bed, more the merrier!

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Vine....

Do you need a hand unbuttoning that shirt before you climb into my bed??

I'll climb into bed if you'll climb onto my face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know how to flirt

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

I'll bring some resolve

Can you bring me breakfast please..feeling lazy

Full English /Welsh lol or continental

Englsih please full works and a big mug of sweet tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you fancy some tonsil tennis mr vine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

I'll bring some resolve

Can you bring me breakfast please..feeling lazy

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of course isla darling please be ready when I bring it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

With you I'd fancy anything you're up for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to flirt

Well join me in bed and I'll show you how

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

I'll bring some resolve

Can you bring me breakfast please..feeling lazy

of course isla darling please be ready when I bring it up

Been ready for hours where you been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a crap flirt.

Anyone fancy a shag?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to flirt

Well join me in bed and I'll show you how

Lessons in flirting in bed? If there's coffee & a bacon sandwich in it, then I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you help me with alittle sexual healing trademark

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Here is 60p (the cost today to use a phone box) and tell your mum you ain't coming home tonight

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

Isla, are you tied up later? Would you like to be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to flirt

Well join me in bed and I'll show you how

Lessons in flirting in bed? If there's coffee & a bacon sandwich in it, then I'm in

I'm pretty sure I can arrange that....it'll be a bit late though so if you'd rather I'll just make dinner later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is 60p (the cost today to use a phone box) and tell your mum you ain't coming home tonight

Ah but who is that too?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

I'll bring some resolve

Can you bring me breakfast please..feeling lazy

of course isla darling please be ready when I bring it up

Been ready for hours where you been

You are always ready my dear.

I used to think it was me, but now I know you are just a horny minx with no "Off" button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok back after reading my one liners...so here we go

Are you a campfire ..cos i want s'more

Do you work at Domnios cos your a fine pizza ass...

Ok i will get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to flirt

Well join me in bed and I'll show you how

Lessons in flirting in bed? If there's coffee & a bacon sandwich in it, then I'm in

I'm pretty sure I can arrange that....it'll be a bit late though so if you'd rather I'll just make dinner later

You're on

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Here is 60p (the cost today to use a phone box) and tell your mum you ain't coming home tonight

Ah but who is that too?

To all the men I fancy a gangbang up against the wall....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is 60p (the cost today to use a phone box) and tell your mum you ain't coming home tonight

Ah but who is that too?

To all the men I fancy a gangbang up against the wall....

I'm on my way

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

I'll bring some resolve

Can you bring me breakfast please..feeling lazy

of course isla darling please be ready when I bring it up

Been ready for hours where you been

You are always ready my dear.

I used to think it was me, but now I know you are just a horny minx with no "Off" button

No Off button here ..especially with certain people

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Here is 60p (the cost today to use a phone box) and tell your mum you ain't coming home tonight

Ah but who is that too?

To all the men I fancy a gangbang up against the wall....

Will you be wearing Black Lace ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Here is 60p (the cost today to use a phone box) and tell your mum you ain't coming home tonight

Ah but who is that too?

To all the men I fancy a gangbang up against the wall....

I'm on my way

Great you can help me bring the knackered bed downstairs to take to the tip before you get naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is 60p (the cost today to use a phone box) and tell your mum you ain't coming home tonight

Ah but who is that too?

To all the men I fancy a gangbang up against the wall....

I'm on my way

Great you can help me bring the knackered bed downstairs to take to the tip before you get naked

Anything to help lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Here is 60p (the cost today to use a phone box) and tell your mum you ain't coming home tonight

Ah but who is that too?

To all the men I fancy a gangbang up against the wall....

Will you be wearing Black Lace ?

Oh yes a bit of lace

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

"Ok back after reading my one liners...so here we go

Are you a campfire ..cos i want s'more

Do you work at Domnios cos your a fine pizza ass...

Ok i will get my coat

And get in your car and come to mine Zoya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr W- I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

I'll bring some resolve

Can you bring me breakfast please..feeling lazy

I'm going to make you breakfast...Omellete you suck this dick.

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

I'll bring some resolve

Can you bring me breakfast please..feeling lazy

of course isla darling please be ready when I bring it up

Been ready for hours where you been

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sorry tripped on stairs in A&E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr W- I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was!

I've never been any good. I'm too straight talking to be much of a flirt. I'm working on it though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hows this for uber cheese :

as long as i have face you'll have somewhere to sit

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Mr W- I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was!

I've never been any good. I'm too straight talking to be much of a flirt. I'm working on it though...

Not very hard

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

I'll bring some resolve

Can you bring me breakfast please..feeling lazy

of course isla darling please be ready when I bring it up

Been ready for hours where you been

sorry tripped on stairs in A&E

Poor excuse you could have brought the tray in before you went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goes to find my book of one liners...I will be back

Picture dated 13 august was that my birthday present ??

So raunchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I try and flirt I just end up blushing

so I'll just put up an arse avatar instead as my flirt to you all

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Whenever I try and flirt I just end up blushing

so I'll just put up an arse avatar instead as my flirt to you all

Very cheeky

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

"Whenever I try and flirt I just end up blushing

so I'll just put up an arse avatar instead as my flirt to you all

works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever I try and flirt I just end up blushing

so I'll just put up an arse avatar instead as my flirt to you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cold, anyone for cuddles

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Test fancy a sausage sandwich

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

"I'm cold, anyone for cuddles

Me to im always up for cuddles with a lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rubbish at flirting can we just fuck like crazy instead?

I've got the hangover horn, fancy helping me?

I'll bring some resolve

Can you bring me breakfast please..feeling lazy

of course isla darling please be ready when I bring it up

Been ready for hours where you been

sorry tripped on stairs in A&E

Poor excuse you could have brought the tray in before you went

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think you would of liked that that was on the menu to it came with milk/tray and not much else

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Anyone fancy a fuck

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

"I'm cold, anyone for cuddles

I'd gladly give you some cuddles to warm you up

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Flirting is easy. Just pick on the hottest part of a person and highlight it...preferably with a question.

Isla, you have great legs, do you run a lot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever I try and flirt I just end up blushing

so I'll just put up an arse avatar instead as my flirt to you all

I need some sausage to help me with my hangover....

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

"Flirting is easy. Just pick on the hottest part of a person and highlight it...preferably with a question.

Isla, you have great legs, do you run a lot? "

Yes through your mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fleetwood get your ass up to the northeast x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fleetwood get your ass up to the northeast x"

Gladly x

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Flirty? Will this do...

no, I don't have something in my eye

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

"I'm cold, anyone for cuddles

Me to im always up for cuddles with a lovely lady

You both could join me under my duvet for warm cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Test fancy a sausage sandwich

See now you are talking!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Test fancy a sausage sandwich

See now you are talking!!

We need to find the best sausage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are and dnt bother with two much clothing fleetwood it wnt be on you long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to share my bacon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is 60p (the cost today to use a phone box) and tell your mum you ain't coming home tonight

Ah but who is that too?

To all the men I fancy a gangbang up against the wall....

Could you arrange a breakfast buffet table, and at the end of the line no till just cheeky up against the wall,

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty pleasures.....

Oh my word, that is an exceptionally hot photo, I could do incredibly rude things to you!!!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Flirting is easy. Just pick on the hottest part of a person and highlight it...preferably with a question.

Isla, you have great legs, do you run a lot?

Yes through your mind

I was hoping no one would say that.

Should have said...they are great, they make a great necklace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Test fancy a sausage sandwich

See now you are talking!!

We need to find the best sausage...

Indeed- how shall we go about it?

Taste maybe?

Or size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are and dnt bother with two much clothing fleetwood it wnt be on you long

I like the sound of that x

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Hi Sunshine,

My names Dick...do you like it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well im ready when u r x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Test fancy a sausage sandwich

See now you are talking!!

We need to find the best sausage...

Indeed- how shall we go about it?

Taste maybe?

Or size?

Oh I'd say taste some great things come in smallish packages, not too small though I want something to bite on..

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Hi _o new winks

Any chicken going?

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

"Flirting is easy. Just pick on the hottest part of a person and highlight it...preferably with a question.

Isla, you have great legs, do you run a lot?

Yes through your mind

I was hoping no one would say that.

Should have said...they are great, they make a great necklace

Sorry was just to easy that one..

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Mines up for tasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Test fancy a sausage sandwich

See now you are talking!!

We need to find the best sausage...

Indeed- how shall we go about it?

Taste maybe?

Or size?

Oh I'd say taste some great things come in smallish packages, not too small though I want something to bite on..

So chippolatas are out.

Hmmm I seem to be rather fond of Licolnshire of late

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Anyone want to share my bacon?"

I like a bit of pork.

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By *.TaylorMan
over a year ago

london

"Anyone want to share my bacon?

I like a bit of pork.

"
. Knowing that I'd get my Real naked chef on for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi _o new winks

Any chicken going?

"
hey sexy can I buy you breakfast in Paris x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Test fancy a sausage sandwich

See now you are talking!!

We need to find the best sausage...

Indeed- how shall we go about it?

Taste maybe?

Or size?

Oh I'd say taste some great things come in smallish packages, not too small though I want something to bite on..

So chippolatas are out.

Hmmm I seem to be rather fond of Licolnshire of late

We may find a bit of Cumberland to add to the mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to share my bacon?"
where would we be sharing it

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Hi _o new winks

Any chicken going?

hey sexy can I buy you breakfast in Paris x

Of course sexy....its a date

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Anyone want to share my bacon?

I like a bit of pork.

. Knowing that I'd get my Real naked chef on for you "

A man that can cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Sunshine,

My names Dick...do you like it ?

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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

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over a year ago

"Hi _o new winks

Any chicken going?

hey sexy can I buy you breakfast in Paris x

Of course sexy....its a date

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I've pulled

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

You take good pics of naked chefs dontcha Lola ?

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over a year ago

"Test fancy a sausage sandwich

See now you are talking!!

We need to find the best sausage...

Indeed- how shall we go about it?

Taste maybe?

Or size?

Oh I'd say taste some great things come in smallish packages, not too small though I want something to bite on..

So chippolatas are out.

Hmmm I seem to be rather fond of Licolnshire of late

We may find a bit of Cumberland to add to the mix

I think the Newmarket sausage has won the odd award , don't you know.

Sausages on silver platters , for tasting gentlemen , haha not quite as appealing as sushi of naked ladies

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

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"Hi _o new winks

Any chicken going?

hey sexy can I buy you breakfast in Paris x

Of course sexy....its a date

I've pulled

Oh I can think of something else to pull a little

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Hi Sunshine,

My names Dick...do you like it ?

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Yes I did. It's desert after the salty starter.

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over a year ago

"Test fancy a sausage sandwich

See now you are talking!!

We need to find the best sausage...

Indeed- how shall we go about it?

Taste maybe?

Or size?

Oh I'd say taste some great things come in smallish packages, not too small though I want something to bite on..

So chippolatas are out.

Hmmm I seem to be rather fond of Licolnshire of late

We may find a bit of Cumberland to add to the mix

I like a nice thick one and it needs to be sizzling

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over a year ago

Sausages? I find it's best with a little prick before getting all heated up and hot, otherwise there's a danger of splitting ..

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"You take good pics of naked chefs dontcha Lola ?

Having a good model helps.

Plus I wanted feeding.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

You needed a drink too. You had drenched us and the kitchen.

I did make a remarkably good bfast considering my shaky legs

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over a year ago

"Sausages? I find it's best with a little prick before getting all heated up and hot, otherwise there's a danger of splitting .. "

Depends on the percentage of meat!

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over a year ago

"Hey, you look fun, how about we do a bit of roleplay?

I'll be burger king and you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

Nice one lol

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By *.TaylorMan
over a year ago

london

"You take good pics of naked chefs dontcha Lola ?

Having a good model helps.

Plus I wanted feeding."
id be your chef to cook the food and whatever else you'd like warmed up! And more than happy to be your model but you would make the images look a lot better I'm sure

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over a year ago

"Test fancy a sausage sandwich

See now you are talking!!

We need to find the best sausage...

Indeed- how shall we go about it?

Taste maybe?

Or size?

Oh I'd say taste some great things come in smallish packages, not too small though I want something to bite on..

So chippolatas are out.

Hmmm I seem to be rather fond of Licolnshire of late

We may find a bit of Cumberland to add to the mix

I like a nice thick one and it needs to be sizzling

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over a year ago

One for all of you xx Because of you guys I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

Thank you xx

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over a year ago

"Hey, you look fun, how about we do a bit of roleplay?

I'll be burger king and you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

Sounds a but wimpy...i thank you.

That one came with cheese!"

And hopefully plenty of mayo too

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Test fancy a sausage sandwich

See now you are talking!!

We need to find the best sausage...

Indeed- how shall we go about it?

Taste maybe?

Or size?

Oh I'd say taste some great things come in smallish packages, not too small though I want something to bite on..

So chippolatas are out.

Hmmm I seem to be rather fond of Licolnshire of late

We may find a bit of Cumberland to add to the mix

I like a nice thick one and it needs to be sizzling

Oh yes it needs to be hot and tasty with a bit of dribble

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over a year ago

"Test fancy a sausage sandwich

See now you are talking!!

We need to find the best sausage...

Indeed- how shall we go about it?

Taste maybe?

Or size?

Oh I'd say taste some great things come in smallish packages, not too small though I want something to bite on..

So chippolatas are out.

Hmmm I seem to be rather fond of Licolnshire of late

We may find a bit of Cumberland to add to the mix

I like a nice thick one and it needs to be sizzling

Oh yes it needs to be hot and tasty with a bit of dribble

Can I volunteer for a taste test?

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"You take good pics of naked chefs dontcha Lola ?

Having a good model helps.

Plus I wanted feeding. id be your chef to cook the food and whatever else you'd like warmed up! And more than happy to be your model but you would make the images look a lot better I'm sure "

I like the full works

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By *.TaylorMan
over a year ago

london

"You take good pics of naked chefs dontcha Lola ?

Having a good model helps.

Plus I wanted feeding. id be your chef to cook the food and whatever else you'd like warmed up! And more than happy to be your model but you would make the images look a lot better I'm sure

I like the full works

Would be more than my pleasure

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over a year ago

"Test fancy a sausage sandwich

See now you are talking!!

We need to find the best sausage...

Indeed- how shall we go about it?

Taste maybe?

Or size?

Oh I'd say taste some great things come in smallish packages, not too small though I want something to bite on..

So chippolatas are out.

Hmmm I seem to be rather fond of Licolnshire of late

We may find a bit of Cumberland to add to the mix

I like a nice thick one and it needs to be sizzling

Oh yes it needs to be hot and tasty with a bit of dribble

Can I volunteer for a taste test?

I think Cheeky fancies a little Cumberland so better ask her

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over a year ago

"I'm cold, anyone for cuddles

Me to im always up for cuddles with a lovely lady

(hugs)

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