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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi everyone.

I just wondered if any of you have ever used a naked cleaner - either male or female.

I am considering setting up a website to promote a naked cleaning service. It could be used for everyday household chores or it could be as a naked butler for a hen night or ann summers party.

Also would anybody else consider working as a naked or topless cleaner? It is not going to be a sex service. Just for peoples viewing pleasure.

What do you all think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure this type of thing is available already, a Man doing it would have to be careful where he put the Hoover hosepipe

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I do my cleaning naked. I'd absolutely have a cleaner if I could afford it but I wouldn't want a naked one.

Work that out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think I'm with you... the next question would be, will you do my cleaning naked?

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By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull

There used to be a guy advertise on another site we use who did it FOC.. We had a party once and asked if he would be the naked bar man which he agreed to. It was a great party and was excellent as the naked barman and everyone thought it was great!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Think I'm with you... the next question would be, will you do my cleaning naked?"

No... I hate cleaning my own house... why would I do yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my friends did this in Norwich cleaners and bar men .. had web site a friend of myn worked for him. Would tell me all sorts of storys .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously its not for me you understand!!!,,,,,, but I was wondering would this naked cleaner malarkey….. Involve a window cleaning service…. If not,,,, I’m afraid,,,, it’ll be curtains for that idea !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone.

I just wondered if any of you have ever used a naked cleaner - either male or female.

What do you all think?"

never used one but like the idea

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I've just been sick in my mouth as my 65 year old 3ft high 3ft wide cleaner at work brushed past me.

Curse my vivid imagination!

Thanks cumshot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just been sick in my mouth as my 65 year old 3ft high 3ft wide cleaner at work brushed past me.

Curse my vivid imagination!

Thanks cumshot!"

gone off the idea now

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I've just been sick in my mouth as my 65 year old 3ft high 3ft wide cleaner at work brushed past me.

Curse my vivid imagination!

Thanks cumshot!

gone off the idea now "

Pass the mental floss please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just been sick in my mouth as my 65 year old 3ft high 3ft wide cleaner at work brushed past me.

Curse my vivid imagination!

Thanks cumshot!

gone off the idea now

Pass the mental floss please! "

mmmm looking at that posterior, I am reconsidering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha ha,

I don't think I was planning on offering your 65 year old, very weird shaped cleaner a job.

What price would you be willing to pay for 1 hour of naked cleaning? I guess women usually charge more than guys.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Ha ha,

I don't think I was planning on offering your 65 year old, very weird shaped cleaner a job.

What price would you be willing to pay for 1 hour of naked cleaning? I guess women usually charge more than guys."

Do your cleaners do extras?

Like ironing mmmmmmm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha,

I don't think I was planning on offering your 65 year old, very weird shaped cleaner a job.

What price would you be willing to pay for 1 hour of naked cleaning? I guess women usually charge more than guys.

Do your cleaners do extras?

Like ironing mmmmmmm?"

u crease me up funky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes but don't iron socks. Thats just weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but don't iron socks. Thats just weird!"

Ahhh but not if you have flat feet.....Boom Boom

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Yes but don't iron socks. Thats just weird!

Ahhh but not if you have flat feet.....Boom Boom "

Have you been ironing your socks with your feet in them again Soxy?

Bad Soxy, BAD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but don't iron socks. Thats just weird!

Ahhh but not if you have flat feet.....Boom Boom

Have you been ironing your socks with your feet in them again Soxy?

Bad Soxy, BAD! "

Nah..... I gotta be honest....I'm not that big on ironing anything really!!!.......

I guess I'm more attune to a crumpled dishevelled type of "tranny go lately type look" rather than your immaculately manicured posh-frock kinda Crossdresser…. ….. ya know wot a mean like,,,,

oh and on the subect of ironing socks,,, I reckon wearing funky coloured stripy socks is a bit like having ya feet in a party…. And no-one takes an iron to a party….,,,,,do they….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soxy you crack me up!

I have a cleaner and to be fair she's got a cracking figure. I'm always out when she's round though. I did bet my ex that he couldn't get her into bed before me but he wimped out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeh I have looked at this aswell as doing one on one naked personal training

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to the Op I know a guy that would love to work for this sort of company and wait on at parties etc so if you do set it up let me know! lol

i have had a couple of naked men cleaners as fun but never paid for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soxy you crack me up!

I have a cleaner and to be fair she's got a cracking figure. I'm always out when she's round though. I did bet my ex that he couldn't get her into bed before me but he wimped out. "

So I guess he never tried the old while you here would you mind giving me a hand to turn the mattress ploy, followed by the woops…. Ouch!!!! I think I’ve pulled a muscle in my thigh…!!! and, Ya couldn’t just give it a rub for me routine……

Hey... it works for me every time….. even on the milkman!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a bloke who would love to do this. He first came to my house as a naked chef. Never did cook anything....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was going to try this to make a few o

quid if any knows if its a good idear let me know please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well as I am a bit skint at the moment I have decided to give this a go. Will be setting up a website soon. In the meantime if any of you lovely swingers require a 27 year old male naked cleaner or Butler then drop me a message. Very reasonable rates. Based in West Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well as I am a bit skint at the moment I have decided to give this a go. Will be setting up a website soon. In the meantime if any of you lovely swingers require a 27 year old male naked cleaner or Butler then drop me a message. Very reasonable rates. Based in West Midlands"

You can come clean my outside windows. It will only take 3 hours and its only -3 today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well as I am a bit skint at the moment I have decided to give this a go. Will be setting up a website soon. In the meantime if any of you lovely swingers require a 27 year old male naked cleaner or Butler then drop me a message. Very reasonable rates. Based in West Midlands"

Look its ok if your that skint you dont need to pay me,,,,I'll let you clean my house for free.... and think of it as a bit of abonus if you like... I wouldnt require sex with you......

So grab ya dust-pan an ya pinny,,, and git -up here now,,,,,

Ohh... OMG... did ya see that? I went all Dom for a moment ... crikey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm, I wouldnt want to be naked in a house that needed cleaning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm, I wouldnt want to be naked in a house that needed cleaning."

Sigh,,,,,well really!!!!, ,Its only pretend dirt!!,,,,, not-hacky grim-bust’in kinda real muck……..

Its like special role-play clean dirt!!,,, ya can find it at most reputable filthy book shops,,,,, top shelf of course … so its out of reach of those prying eyed over eager duster busters who are the scourge of the alternative maid service scene …

Mind you,,,,, I thought everyone knew that!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This time o the year I would like them to wear a santa hat though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive had a naked cleaner all day soapy has been cleaning naked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope yer gonna give him a good rub down when he's finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gotta do my own cleaning will do it naked, but I am bldy wearing my santa hat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hope yer gonna give him a good rub down when he's finished."

yeah he can have a treat now more bubbles xx

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