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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was at a meeting and they mentioned my phone, immediately followed by an offering of cheese puffs from South Africa

Show us your crack

Fancy a 'fling'

I could not stop laughing that deep dirty laugh thankfully they too ended up laughing the flings don't have any preservatives so taste like ours used to.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I bought my daughter a new rubbish bin yesterday and was wandering around town making comments to people about my lovely bucket... life's better with a bucket... have you got a bucket?

I don't know what I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bought my daughter a new rubbish bin yesterday and was wandering around town making comments to people about my lovely bucket... life's better with a bucket... have you got a bucket?

I don't know what I was thinking"

There's a hole in my bucket

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

My worst habit. Even at the most inappropriate times I will be throwing double entendre out, scattergun style.

Let's just say, it's not always appreciated

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I bought my daughter a new rubbish bin yesterday and was wandering around town making comments to people about my lovely bucket... life's better with a bucket... have you got a bucket?

I don't know what I was thinking"

I'd guess the people of Gotham are rarely surprised by your antics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really understand what any of you are talking about, so I think that means my mind is pure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't really understand what any of you are talking about, so I think that means my mind is pure "

Ahem! Me thinks you may be telling porkies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im grouting tiling at work and the line "squeezing muck into those cracks" springs to mind lol

mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really understand what any of you are talking about, so I think that means my mind is pure

Ahem! Me thinks you may be telling porkies"

Well I was a bit disappointed by an email with the subject "MMF Prospects" that turned out to be about money market funds....

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I turned up to a meet with a great big crack in my windscreen - and yes he did check it out - he also looked at the windscreen lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really understand what any of you are talking about, so I think that means my mind is pure

Ahem! Me thinks you may be telling porkies

Well I was a bit disappointed by an email with the subject "MMF Prospects" that turned out to be about money market funds.... "

I can understand the disappointment there lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and a close colleague had to supress our guffaws when a child in whole school assembly went on about the magician waving his wand here and there....

Dirty minds line up here please...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

At work today I had to ask a guy to take it out and stick it in a bit further. I was of course referring to a card machine you filthy pervs

He was hot though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was talking to someone the other day about a hump in a field

It was actually a bronze age long barrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I still roll up when old people refer to their cats as 'oh my pussys on my lap' or I hear the word erection, yeah simple minds!

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

School assembly, years ago: the head, a rather prim lady, was telling some story about a shipwreck, and if she said 'seamen' once, she said it a dozen times! seamen falling, floating, sinking, thrashing about.. 250 teens and all the staff trying not to laugh! I was hurting myself to stop myself making any noise! Fixed blank stares in the hall.. Hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"School assembly, years ago: the head, a rather prim lady, was telling some story about a shipwreck, and if she said 'seamen' once, she said it a dozen times! seamen falling, floating, sinking, thrashing about.. 250 teens and all the staff trying not to laugh! I was hurting myself to stop myself making any noise! Fixed blank stares in the hall.. Hilarious!"

How did they get away with captain pug wash for so many years

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Me and a close colleague had to supress our guffaws when a child in whole school assembly went on about the magician waving his wand here and there....

Dirty minds line up here please..."

Wizards sleeves and magic wands go hand in hand.

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