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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What did blokes measure their cocks with??

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

A ruler was good enough in my day, I guess they don't teach that in schools any more!

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

A condom. If it was too small to fill it, you were too young. If it was to big to fill it, you were out of luck anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to measure cocks by the cubit.... the tip of the middle finger to the elbow. Any smaller leave the queue now !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer to measure cocks by the cubit.... the tip of the middle finger to the elbow. Any smaller leave the queue now !"

Good job ya got small arms then xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant the cubit according to Giant Haystacks.

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By *nothercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"I prefer to measure cocks by the cubit.... the tip of the middle finger to the elbow. Any smaller leave the queue now !

Good job ya got small arms then xx "

Omg, is she armed and dangerous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer to measure cocks by the cubit.... the tip of the middle finger to the elbow. Any smaller leave the queue now !

Good job ya got small arms then xx

Omg, is she armed and dangerous?"

Yeah ...... got nipples like bullets!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"What did blokes measure their cocks with?? "

Sheep.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Oven ready chickens....neck end.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"What did blokes measure their cocks with??

Sheep."

Oi! Just because I'm from Derbyshire there's no need to be all regionalist!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"What did blokes measure their cocks with??

Sheep.

Oi! Just because I'm from Derbyshire there's no need to be all regionalist!! "

My appologies… sheep and goats.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"What did blokes measure their cocks with??

Sheep.

Oi! Just because I'm from Derbyshire there's no need to be all regionalist!!

My appologies… sheep and goats."

...and ducks...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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...and ducks... "

Can't imagine many boasting about that... not with the method I was thinking of.

But did you know ducks have massive willies?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

“….. a specimen of Argentine blue-bill duck had a remarkable 42.5 cm (17 inches) long penis (the average length of this species is 20 cm (8 inches)!

The flaccid penis is coiled but fully erect is twice the size of the bird: it is like us having a 3.5 m (12 feet) penis...”

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Stay clear of ducks unless you want to feel inferior

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Man inches!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Roman foot of course.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Roman foot of course. "
Is that like athletes foot ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get a woman wiv small hands, itll look bigger

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Roman foot of course. Is that like athletes foot ? "

Centurions foot, with sandals...no socks though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did blokes measure their cocks with?? "

leagues?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did blokes measure their cocks with?? "

my mate who lived in the next street

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Roman foot of course. Is that like athletes foot ?

Centurions foot, with sandals...no socks though. "
with gladiator outfit as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did blokes measure their cocks with?? "

Poetic licence, from what I`ve seen.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Roman foot of course. Is that like athletes foot ?

Centurions foot, with sandals...no socks though. with gladiator outfit as well? "

Now you're entering a whole new world of roleplay...wanna see my pilum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“….. a specimen of Argentine blue-bill duck had a remarkable 42.5 cm (17 inches) long penis (the average length of this species is 20 cm (8 inches)!

The flaccid penis is coiled but fully erect is twice the size of the bird: it is like us having a 3.5 m (12 feet) penis...”

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Stay clear of ducks unless you want to feel inferior

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Oh. My. God. How do they stand up when they get hard? I'm going to hang around the farm just before spring next year in the hope of finding a horny duck. I won't fuck it (PROMISE) but I want to see it to believe it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did blokes measure their cocks with??

my mate who lived in the next street "

Struth, I shoulda mentioned.... my mates was bigger than mine ....and he never fell-out with me..... sighhhhhhh....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"“….. a specimen of Argentine blue-bill duck had a remarkable 42.5 cm (17 inches) long penis (the average length of this species is 20 cm (8 inches)!

The flaccid penis is coiled but fully erect is twice the size of the bird: it is like us having a 3.5 m (12 feet) penis...”

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Stay clear of ducks unless you want to feel inferior

Oh. My. God. How do they stand up when they get hard? I'm going to hang around the farm just before spring next year in the hope of finding a horny duck. I won't fuck it (PROMISE) but I want to see it to believe it. "

Lets hope they don't get a hard on while sleeping on the lake when it freezes over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most men use the fishermans measurement rule it's this.....................................................big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"most men use the fishermans measurement rule it's this.....................................................big"

that's a bit strong.

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