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I had one the other week baking cakes and think I'm about to make one today!!
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"No I well and truly hashed up toad in the hole the other day it was like a sausage cake it was so bad.... I hang my head in shame "I sometimes make a kind of flapjack looking toad in the hole. It's so disappointing  My kids dread me doing that for tea now!! | |||
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"No I well and truly hashed up toad in the hole the other day it was like a sausage cake it was so bad.... I hang my head in shame
I sometimes make a kind of flapjack looking toad in the hole. It's so disappointing My kids dread me doing that for tea now!!"Yeah the school cook does a much better job mine inform me  | |||
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I thought I'd be kind and make my Dad a Christmas cake last year. I didn't read the oven temp/time right and nearly burnt my flat down! | |||
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"I'm a masturbater!
Thanks for sharing that with us Oh and will you marry me you sexy bastard?  "Hmmm I don't remember writing it like that! And no I don't do marriage sorry but I'm flattered you asked | |||
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"I'm a masturbater!
Thanks for sharing that with us Oh and will you marry me you sexy bastard?
Hmmm I don't remember writing it like that! And no I don't do marriage sorry but I'm flattered you asked " | |||
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"I'm a master baker! "Come make me a chocolate fudge cake | |||
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I had one the other week baking cakes and think I'm about to make one today!!
Am I alone in this? "Never mind what it looks like, how does it taste ? Oh and I found and made one awesome choc salted caramel torte. Easy so if you'd like the receipe let me know.  | |||
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"I'm a master baker!
Come make me a chocolate fudge cake "I could probably whip you up a British Funnel Cake (Google it)  | |||
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"I've had my fair share over the years as I run a cake business part time. I've mastered most of my usuals now but macarons and eclairs used to be my Achilles heel, think I'll give them another go as not tried them in years. What is it your making? X " The other week was fairy cakes made with coconut flour and I didn't realise you needed less of this flour than normal flour, they were a disaster and even tasted yuk!
Today was lemon butter biscuits, but I lynink I put too much lemon juice in as the mixture was quite wet and sticky, you had to put it in the fridge to go like dough for 2 hours or so and then roll it out and cut biscuits, it was still sticky in places so back in the fridge it goes till later!! If it's any good | |||
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"I've had my fair share over the years as I run a cake business part time. I've mastered most of my usuals now but macarons and eclairs used to be my Achilles heel, think I'll give them another go as not tried them in years. What is it your making? X The other week was fairy cakes made with coconut flour and I didn't realise you needed less of this flour than normal flour, they were a disaster and even tasted yuk!
Today was lemon butter biscuits, but I lynink I put too much lemon juice in as the mixture was quite wet and sticky, you had to put it in the fridge to go like dough for 2 hours or so and then roll it out and cut biscuits, it was still sticky in places so back in the fridge it goes till later!! If it's any good "You may need to add more flour as even if you get it stiff enough to cut they may spread too much in the oven - good luck xx | |||
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"I've had my fair share over the years as I run a cake business part time. I've mastered most of my usuals now but macarons and eclairs used to be my Achilles heel, think I'll give them another go as not tried them in years. What is it your making? X The other week was fairy cakes made with coconut flour and I didn't realise you needed less of this flour than normal flour, they were a disaster and even tasted yuk!
Today was lemon butter biscuits, but I lynink I put too much lemon juice in as the mixture was quite wet and sticky, you had to put it in the fridge to go like dough for 2 hours or so and then roll it out and cut biscuits, it was still sticky in places so back in the fridge it goes till later!! If it's any good
You may need to add more flour as even if you get it stiff enough to cut they may spread too much in the oven - good luck xx "I added some more whilst trying to roll it out, I did roll out, but stuck underneath thanks for you're help, I will add more | |||
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"I made a cake and forgot the eggs "Hahaha I don't feel so bad now | |||
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"i once made a wonderful ( it tasted really good) sponge cake 2 cm high. It just didnt rise at all." Did you use plain flour instead of self raising? | |||
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"I've had my fair share over the years as I run a cake business part time. I've mastered most of my usuals now but macarons and eclairs used to be my Achilles heel, think I'll give them another go as not tried them in years. What is it your making? X The other week was fairy cakes made with coconut flour and I didn't realise you needed less of this flour than normal flour, they were a disaster and even tasted yuk!
Today was lemon butter biscuits, but I lynink I put too much lemon juice in as the mixture was quite wet and sticky, you had to put it in the fridge to go like dough for 2 hours or so and then roll it out and cut biscuits, it was still sticky in places so back in the fridge it goes till later!! If it's any good
You may need to add more flour as even if you get it stiff enough to cut they may spread too much in the oven - good luck xx "Iv got a (hopefully) lovely tasting homemade lasagna in the oven | |||
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"A baking disaster can often be disguised in some way "My cakes the other week couldn't | |||
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I thought I'd be kind and make my Dad a Christmas cake last year. I didn't read the oven temp/time right and nearly burnt my flat down! "I knew you would cheer me up Dirty | |||
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"A baking disaster can often be disguised in some way
My cakes the other week couldn't "Ive baked a cake and forgotten the sugar but turned it into a bread 7 butter pudding style dessert. | |||
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"This happened at school, not to me but we did all find it funny. In Cookery we were making pineapple upside down cake, as you do. The girl it happened to got hers out of the oven just as it was ready. She misjudged the clearance needed to remove it safely and caught the edge of the cake tin on the roof of the oven. The cake tin spun out of her hand and the cake itself landed perfectly on the over door. The teacher had to come over and mark the cake before it was scooped off and thrown away." Awwwww noooooo. Did she see the funny side to it? | |||
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I'm going to have to get my pans out tomorrow and pop something in the oven
Now what should I bake ? | |||
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"A baking disaster can often be disguised in some way
My cakes the other week couldn't
Ive baked a cake and forgotten the sugar but turned it into a bread 7 butter pudding style dessert."Your good! I threw mine away | |||
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"You've got me craving a slice now
I'm going to have to get my pans out tomorrow and pop something in the oven
Now what should I bake ? "Can you make me some nice cake please? I'm fed up of trying  | |||
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"You've got me craving a slice now
I'm going to have to get my pans out tomorrow and pop something in the oven
Now what should I bake ?
Can you make me some nice cake please?
I'm fed up of trying "I'm fancying a bit of chocolate with double cream
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"You've got me craving a slice now
I'm going to have to get my pans out tomorrow and pop something in the oven
Now what should I bake ?
Can you make me some nice cake please?
I'm fed up of trying
I'm fancying a bit of chocolate with double cream
But what would you like to nibble ? "Coconut cakes please | |||
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"You've got me craving a slice now
I'm going to have to get my pans out tomorrow and pop something in the oven
Now what should I bake ?
Can you make me some nice cake please?
I'm fed up of trying
I'm fancying a bit of chocolate with double cream
But what would you like to nibble ?
Coconut cakes please "sounds like a challenge 
I'll get my best pinny on and see what I can do | |||
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"You've got me craving a slice now
I'm going to have to get my pans out tomorrow and pop something in the oven
Now what should I bake ?
Can you make me some nice cake please?
I'm fed up of trying
I'm fancying a bit of chocolate with double cream
But what would you like to nibble ?
Coconut cakes please
sounds like a challenge
I'll get my best pinny on and see what I can do "Maybe you could add some bananas too  | |||
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phew! ! Disaster averted | |||
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"You've got me craving a slice now
I'm going to have to get my pans out tomorrow and pop something in the oven
Now what should I bake ?
Can you make me some nice cake please?
I'm fed up of trying
I'm fancying a bit of chocolate with double cream
But what would you like to nibble ?
Coconut cakes please
sounds like a challenge
I'll get my best pinny on and see what I can do
Maybe you could add some bananas too "Do they go with coconut ? I'll bake some banana bread too, then | |||
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"I thought my banana muffins had turned out shit yesterday as they all sank ....they were bloody lovely though phew! ! Disaster averted "I'm pleased for you as Iv said before there was no salvaging mine. | |||
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"You've got me craving a slice now
I'm going to have to get my pans out tomorrow and pop something in the oven
Now what should I bake ?
Can you make me some nice cake please?
I'm fed up of trying
I'm fancying a bit of chocolate with double cream
But what would you like to nibble ?
Coconut cakes please
sounds like a challenge
I'll get my best pinny on and see what I can do
Maybe you could add some bananas too
Do they go with coconut ?
I'll bake some banana bread too, then "That's what I was trying to bake the other week! Banana and coconut muffins! | |||
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"You've got me craving a slice now
I'm going to have to get my pans out tomorrow and pop something in the oven
Now what should I bake ?
Can you make me some nice cake please?
I'm fed up of trying
I'm fancying a bit of chocolate with double cream
But what would you like to nibble ?
Coconut cakes please
sounds like a challenge
I'll get my best pinny on and see what I can do
Maybe you could add some bananas too
Do they go with coconut ?
I'll bake some banana bread too, then
That's what I was trying to bake the other week! Banana and coconut muffins! "I'd better get them right then | |||
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"This happened at school, not to me but we did all find it funny. In Cookery we were making pineapple upside down cake, as you do. The girl it happened to got hers out of the oven just as it was ready. She misjudged the clearance needed to remove it safely and caught the edge of the cake tin on the roof of the oven. The cake tin spun out of her hand and the cake itself landed perfectly on the over door. The teacher had to come over and mark the cake before it was scooped off and thrown away. Awwwww noooooo. Did she see the funny side to it? " Yes thankfully, the room was a mass of giggles | |||
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"I love baking but I can't eat cakes etc. myself as I can't eat gluten. I need someone or some many to bake for "Surely you can bake gluten free ? | |||
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"This happened at school, not to me but we did all find it funny. In Cookery we were making pineapple upside down cake, as you do. The girl it happened to got hers out of the oven just as it was ready. She misjudged the clearance needed to remove it safely and caught the edge of the cake tin on the roof of the oven. The cake tin spun out of her hand and the cake itself landed perfectly on the over door. The teacher had to come over and mark the cake before it was scooped off and thrown away. Awwwww noooooo. Did she see the funny side to it? Yes thankfully, the room was a mass of giggles "I can imagine | |||
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"I love baking but I can't eat cakes etc. myself as I can't eat gluten. I need someone or some many to bake for "What happens when you do? | |||
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"I have disasters too and I bake Loads! Its part of the creative process- rarely are they completely inedible though?" I won't know about these biscuits until morning. The cakes I made other week were completely inedible. Apologies if you were not asking that question. I wasn't sure. | |||
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"I tend to love cooking victoria cake sponge but i have an unusual habit of throwing other things into the mix as well ive tried it with red and sometimes black cherries, raspberries, tangerines, strawberries all chopped up fine and mixed into the mix they do taste nice in the sponge cake but I also make buns as well im the swine that will sit there with the cake mix and a spoon and scrape the bowl " That's the best bit! And the only time I eat raw egg!! | |||
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"This happened at school, not to me but we did all find it funny. In Cookery we were making pineapple upside down cake, as you do. The girl it happened to got hers out of the oven just as it was ready. She misjudged the clearance needed to remove it safely and caught the edge of the cake tin on the roof of the oven. The cake tin spun out of her hand and the cake itself landed perfectly on the over door. The teacher had to come over and mark the cake before it was scooped off and thrown away." While in all the years I did Home Ec I didn't see something like that a friend misread the amount of baking powder required for cupcakes. She put in a tablespoon instead of a teaspoon. More volcanic eruption than a gentle rise | |||
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"im the swine that will sit there with the cake mix and a spoon and scrape the bowl That's the best bit! And the only time I eat raw egg!! " yeah and its the only problem when you have kids as you have 2 do 2-3 bowls otherwise you dont get chance of the best bit my own fault for letting them try it as I did as a child as always got asked to bake some more cakes just for the bowl that they wanted each | |||
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