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"Thanks you Karen for putting the time in to do this - you really are a diamond. Now put the crayons away till next year xxxxxxxxxxxxxx" Crayons, abacus and paper are now in the bin lol, ive enjoyed doing itxx | |||
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"Congratulations to you all ......... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and firm handshakes as appropriate ohhhhhh a a big clap too" ;-)yeah, they all deserve the clap ... oops a big clap. | |||
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"Congratulations to you all ......... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and firm handshakes as appropriate ohhhhhh a a big clap too" who's got the clap?! Congrats to all x | |||
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"i am sat here doing a Joey when he didnt win a soapy award not even a mention....even after ALL the hours i put in!!! sod you all ahem *checks composure* Congratualtions to all winners, you are all deserved winners - fake air kisses and handshakes all round xx" | |||
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"i am sat here doing a Joey when he didnt win a soapy award not even a mention....even after ALL the hours i put in!!! sod you all ahem *checks composure* Congratualtions to all winners, you are all deserved winners - fake air kisses and handshakes all round xx" you need to look at the positives...don't look at it as a group of winners, look at it as a dead pool..with 12 months in which to get rid of them all! btw....how come stu didnt get a mention for his outstanding work to the recently deceased?! | |||
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"i am sat here doing a Joey when he didnt win a soapy award not even a mention....even after ALL the hours i put in!!! sod you all ahem *checks composure* Congratualtions to all winners, you are all deserved winners - fake air kisses and handshakes all round xx you need to look at the positives...don't look at it as a group of winners, look at it as a dead pool..with 12 months in which to get rid of them all! btw....how come stu didnt get a mention for his outstanding work to the recently deceased?!" where is Stu?? | |||
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"cliques" What, here, never! | |||
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"i am sat here doing a Joey when he didnt win a soapy award not even a mention....even after ALL the hours i put in!!! sod you all ahem *checks composure* Congratualtions to all winners, you are all deserved winners - fake air kisses and handshakes all round xx you need to look at the positives...don't look at it as a group of winners, look at it as a dead pool..with 12 months in which to get rid of them all! btw....how come stu didnt get a mention for his outstanding work to the recently deceased?! where is Stu??" there's a thought, where the heck is he?? | |||
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" there's a thought, where the heck is he??" there is an award missing of here...those that have silently slipped away...like sensual fire, mznwty and mushroom....and stu | |||
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" there's a thought, where the heck is he?? there is an award missing of here...those that have silently slipped away...like sensual fire, mznwty and mushroom....and stu" I will tell Stu you are all asking after him xx | |||
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"there is an award missing of here...those that have silently slipped away...like mznwty" Did she run off to Gretna? | |||
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" there's a thought, where the heck is he?? there is an award missing of here...those that have silently slipped away...like sensual fire, mznwty and mushroom....and stu I will tell Stu you are all asking after him xx" lol _iew, you on the phone already??? | |||
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" there's a thought, where the heck is he?? there is an award missing of here...those that have silently slipped away...like sensual fire, mznwty and mushroom....and stu I will tell Stu you are all asking after him xx lol _iew, you on the phone already???" no, he pops in for coffee most weeks, he passes my front door on his way to the library. | |||
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" there's a thought, where the heck is he?? there is an award missing of here...those that have silently slipped away...like sensual fire, mznwty and mushroom....and stu" oooohhhhh i was thinking of sensualfire today | |||
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"tell the truth - he pops in to swap dresses!!!!!! tell him to bloody wel phone me! xx" lol...........will do x | |||
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" there's a thought, where the heck is he?? there is an award missing of here...those that have silently slipped away...like sensual fire, mznwty and mushroom....and stu oooohhhhh i was thinking of sensualfire today" Did you accidentally get Deep Heat on your girlie bits then? | |||
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" there's a thought, where the heck is he?? there is an award missing of here...those that have silently slipped away...like sensual fire, mznwty and mushroom....and stu oooohhhhh i was thinking of sensualfire today Did you accidentally get Deep Heat on your girlie bits then? " twas no accident | |||
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"Diamond darlin ya a bloody Diamond and a bloody star Well done all mwah xx " Absolutely, Diamonds. Well done. | |||
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"wooohoo, I got a third!!!! autographs on sale in the foyer xxxxxxxxxxxxx" ...ahem, er, £50 note? Remember? | |||
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"I’d like to thank everyone who voted for me. These awards really count as it’s you the public who vote, so it means so much to me to be here today… a winner. I’d also like to thank my mum and dad and a special warm thanks to my brother who introduced me to computers and the internet so many years ago… though I doubt he imagined I’d end up here. Thank you to my employers, who never check how much time I spend on here and BT for being my internet service provider. Thank you to my neighbours for not securing their wireless network so I may piggy-back off theirs when mine is playing up. I’d like to thank the local shop for keeping me supplied with fags and diet and the all night garage for when I haven’t noticed it’s too late to go to the local shop. I’d like to thank emachines for building my computer and Hotpoint who built my washing machine. I’d like to thank Jarome Russell for my latest hair colour, Red or Dead for my face bins and George at Asda for my pyjamas… which I will no doubt be wearing for the rest of the day. I’d like to thank all of the wonderful people I have met over the years, with fondest memories for all those I have shagged and didn’t turn out to be complete fuck-up twatsters. I’d like to say a special thanks to all the bigots, nob-brains and narrow minded thick fucks who give me so much to work with. And not forgetting the dickheads morons and freaks who refuse to read my profile but send me a message anyway… you have given me hours upon hours of entertainment because you make it too damn easy to take the piss. I will treasure this moment with equal affection as letting one rip in the bath. Thank you one and all. " I'll take your title next year.....just you wait and see! 2011 is going to be sarcasm apocolypse. | |||
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"Well I did make number Two in my first season.... " We don't need to know about your bowel movements | |||
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"Well I did make number Two in my first season.... We don't need to know about your bowel movements " .....I'm saving all my sarcasm until 2011 now, need to hit the ground running. You are right though.....people do make it easy at times. | |||
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"The usual suspects then * creeps round graveyard * " You just watch you don't fall into one of those empty graves..... | |||
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"Where can I buy a bilge pump ? Bilge Pumps R Us" I tried. You lied. I cried. Google Wickied. Wickie says Bilge Pumps are designed not to cause sparks ! No point in bilge then. | |||
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"I’d like to thank everyone who voted for me. These awards really count as it’s you the public who vote, so it means so much to me to be here today… a winner. I’d also like to thank my mum and dad and a special warm thanks to my brother who introduced me to computers and the internet so many years ago… though I doubt he imagined I’d end up here. Thank you to my employers, who never check how much time I spend on here and BT for being my internet service provider. Thank you to my neighbours for not securing their wireless network so I may piggy-back off theirs when mine is playing up. I’d like to thank the local shop for keeping me supplied with fags and diet and the all night garage for when I haven’t noticed it’s too late to go to the local shop. I’d like to thank emachines for building my computer and Hotpoint who built my washing machine. I’d like to thank Jarome Russell for my latest hair colour, Red or Dead for my face bins and George at Asda for my pyjamas… which I will no doubt be wearing for the rest of the day. I’d like to thank all of the wonderful people I have met over the years, with fondest memories for all those I have shagged and didn’t turn out to be complete fuck-up twatsters. I’d like to say a special thanks to all the bigots, nob-brains and narrow minded thick fucks who give me so much to work with. And not forgetting the dickheads morons and freaks who refuse to read my profile but send me a message anyway… you have given me hours upon hours of entertainment because you make it too damn easy to take the piss. I will treasure this moment with equal affection as letting one rip in the bath. Thank you one and all. " Well yes yes yes, a lot of valid points there, but I feel I must comment on the very last part of your message. Farting in the bath and just letting the aroma waft over you as you sink back into the bubbles and relax with some stupid scented candles that Next have in the home dept but should really be in the 'woman seeking to look like supermodel babe in the advert dept', well, it's just wasted doing it that way. Far better to get a plastic tumbler (I say plastic cos it's a bitch trying to dig shards of glass out of your arse cos you've dropped it in the bath then sat on it as you're squirmed and wriggled trying not to), aaaaaanyway, get a plastic beaker and position it just near your ringpiece and THEN let one rip. You'll find that the smell is significantly concentrated due to the confined space of the beaker and it lingers for hours and hours and when you want a whiffy of it you just put it to your nose and close your eyes - ok, the closing of the eyes is totally involuntary cos you've passed out but who's gonna nit pick. | |||
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"Sausage! ...and mash! " Get Aunt Bessie's frozen mash potato patties. You bung em in the m/wave for two minutes and you get perfect mash every time. Tastes good too, just like if you slaved away with a masher for 15 minutes, after boiling the crap out of the potatoes for 6 months. Trust me. Best mash ever. | |||
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"congratulations to the winners " you should have won best bum ....or at least second behind (ahem) Invictus :P | |||
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"The usual suspects then * creeps round graveyard * " lol my thoughts exactly! | |||
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"The usual suspects then * creeps round graveyard * lol my thoughts exactly!" Why are some people so bitter? Sorry but I find it rather pathetic that some people have to be bitter they didn't win anything. People vote, it wasn't for you, ohh dear so get over it. Sorry for the rant but some people are pretty sad on here. | |||
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"The usual suspects then * creeps round graveyard * lol my thoughts exactly! Why are some people so bitter? Sorry but I find it rather pathetic that some people have to be bitter they didn't win anything. People vote, it wasn't for you, ohh dear so get over it. Sorry for the rant but some people are pretty sad on here. " my thoughts exactly | |||
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"A blast from the past. Were all Fab threads so cheery back in 2010?" Hell no. | |||
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"Bloody hell where did you find this lol " Quite by accident. I was looking for something else entirely. I thought it was a safe one to resurrect | |||
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"I miss some of the posters from then the humor was slicker." very true, but a rather high percentage of the posters are still here | |||
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"I miss some of the posters from then the humor was slicker. very true, but a rather high percentage of the posters are still here " Not the naturally funny ones and a few who are like polo only now and again. Time moves on I guess. | |||
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"I feel like such a noob. *raises a glass to Fab 2010 winners* It's actually a bit disturbing seeing so many UNLOS. " n the subject of boons.. whats an "UNLOS" ? | |||
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"I feel like such a noob. *raises a glass to Fab 2010 winners* It's actually a bit disturbing seeing so many UNLOS. n the subject of boons.. whats an "UNLOS" ? " User No Longer On Site. | |||
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"I miss _atisfy jane. " she was unique i'll give her that.. | |||
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"No happy, I only came 3rd in best female arse that year. Put up 2011, I won!!! " just searched for it and cant find it | |||
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