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I need a massage!!!

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By *eizvoll OP   Woman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

In the vague hope of being able to get to work tomorrow, I've spent 1 1/2 hours clearing the car, the path and the driveway, then walking to the local shop to buy salt to hopefully stop it all freezing!!

(All this with the 'help' of a 4 year old!!!)

I now ache and have a hoooooge blister

I need a long soak in a hot bath and a massage!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"In the vague hope of being able to get to work tomorrow, I've spent 1 1/2 hours clearing the car, the path and the driveway, then walking to the local shop to buy salt to hopefully stop it all freezing!!

(All this with the 'help' of a 4 year old!!!)

I now ache and have a hoooooge blister

I need a long soak in a hot bath and a massage!!!"
i could do with one of them as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too *giggles like a girl*.

*cough*

Ahem, I mean with special muscle soak to help the pain from going to the gym. *cough*

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i actually do mean a massage btw not a "massage" , as offers are dropping in my inbox.....some people are so rude.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only had one massage on holiday, and I fell asleep during it. (means it was good apparently).

Unfortunately she wasn't a fit Swedish blond...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i want one now, oh to be dripped in oil and massaged to sleep-heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've bought some of that massage lube, but no pert baboons to rub it into.

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By *eizvoll OP   Woman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

The bestest massage I ever had was out in Sri Lanka, a full head to toe massage with herbal oils.............. for about the equivalent of £5!!!

I felt like I was floating when I came out

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

amazing how many men on this site seem to have massage as a speciality of theirs.. I just don't believe that many of them are properly trained, myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the vague hope of being able to get to work tomorrow, I've spent 1 1/2 hours clearing the car, the path and the driveway, then walking to the local shop to buy salt to hopefully stop it all freezing!!

(All this with the 'help' of a 4 year old!!!)

I now ache and have a hoooooge blister

I need a long soak in a hot bath and a massage!!!"

anytime let me know.

i got strong arms and soft hands.

can work out all them problems for you no problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm willing to be trained in the art, but I suspect most men who "do" massage end up ensuring your boobs are very relaxed!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

ooh - that sounded a bit anti-men of me! There may be loads of women say they love giving massages too - but I don't browse their profiles to see!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I'm willing to be trained in the art, but I suspect most men who "do" massage end up ensuring your boobs are very relaxed! "

I suspect the same... and as a fully trained/ qualified massage therapist myself I could certainly tell if they were or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem...ex-fitness instructor (with a bit of sports massage therapy thrown in!) good with his hand and available locally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i use to get one before every motorbike test session to get the neck,shoulders and body ready for the punishment.

i only found out a few weeks later the guy giving it was gay.

but he was damn good at it.so for experience id say men are better at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops, I forgot to add that I tend to prefer female clients so some strange reason!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I massage you... from the inside?

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


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but he was damn good at it.so for experience id say men are better at it."

i'll go with the fact that a lot of women give airy-fairy massages - may be ok for relaxation, but crap for any muscular issues - but as I've been told that I massage like a bloke with boobs i don't fall into airy-fairy category

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Can I massage you... from the inside? "

I'm not sure jackblack would like that offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could use a long massage this evening. What a weekend, feels like I have had Christmas already.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i dont like masages - dont like people touching me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darn it soooooo disappointed-

I thought this was going to be a thread from a single male who had mis-spelled the word 'message'

Gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Darn it soooooo disappointed-

I thought this was going to be a thread from a single male who had mis-spelled the word 'message'

Gutted "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont like masages - dont like people touching me "

oh you fibber!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"i dont like masages - dont like people touching me

oh you fibber! "

its true lol all men i meet are not allowed to touch me and i have a sheet over me the whole time

its a pain in the ass to carry round at chams!!!!

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