FabSwingers.com forum: A Christmas Recipe!

By *otswold OP Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

If you can't read French then just copy and paste the following into Google translate (or similar)- you will get the drift

"Par quel moyent, stimulez-vous votre sens génital lorsque vous êtes seule, chère amie ?

- Par le moyen de toutes les jeunes filles: je suis onaniste jusqu'au bout des ongles, voyez-vous, et la masturbation clitoridienne est mon plaisir favori.

- C'est aussi le mien ; mais je voudrais savoir comment vous facilitez le glissement du médius sur le clitoris. Avez-vous une recette qui vous soit particulière ?

- Aucune. Mon clitoris entre en érection à la moindre pensée voluptueuse et en même temps mes glandes bulbo-vaginales salivent abondamment. J'humecte mon doigt dans leur sécrétion légèrement visqueuse, et cela me suffit.

- Eh bien, laissez-moi vous donner une ordonnance dont vous me remercierez demain. Mélangez : vaseline 30 grammes - farine de moutarde 5 gr. Poivre de Cayenne 2 gr. Acide borique 3 gr. Plongez l'extrémité du médius dans ce mélange et faites une onction régulière sur le clitoris et les petites lèvres avant de commencer à vous masturber.

- La révulsion n'est pas trop douloureuse?

- Non. Non. Les doses sont faibles. J'en use tous les jours pour moi-même et j'obtiens des spasmes d'une intensité admirable avec les plus violentes éjaculations, ma chère."

Have a happy wanking Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay. Hands up all those for whom the word 'clitoris' jumped off the page.

Or is it just me???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Okay. Hands up all those for whom the word 'clitoris' jumped off the page.

Or is it just me???

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nope.....me too!!

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By *otswold OP Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

What about the Cayenne pepper!

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

i'll not bother thanks......christmas in casualty isnt very appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the Cayenne pepper!

But why translate an old Cotswold recipe into French in the first place¿

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

je t'aime jusqu'au bout...my favourite french phrase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the Cayenne pepper!

What? On a clitoris? Certainly something to think about.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Okay. Hands up all those for whom the word 'clitoris' jumped off the page.

Or is it just me???

nope.....me too!!"

Me three!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm,,,,,so there ya go .... Well I never!!!,,, On checking out if I actually had all the necessary ingredients required to manufacture this Christmas Recipe concoction…

I see that infact colloidal suspensions of Boric acid dissolved in petroleum or vegetable oil can form a remarkable lubricant with a coefficient of sliding friction that decreases with increasing pressure.....

my, my... the things ya can learn in here........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the first sentence and scrolled right down to the bottom and hit Reply.

Bugger translating French into English, I can't stand the froggy gimps in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read the first sentence and scrolled right down to the bottom and hit Reply.

Bugger translating French into English, I can't stand the froggy gimps in the first place.

Cela semble très raciste

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