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Wierdest DHL package ever!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't know who the fuk sent it to me coz only fabbers call me smush but received a penis stretching kit worth over 250 quid yesterday lmfao I am female so wtf lmfao

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By *unkysoulWoman
over a year ago

Mitcham, Surrey

A secret admirer who thinks you might need to use it on him?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Ouch. If it is stretched won't it go thinner?

You might find some volunteers on here though, come on boys, who wants a cock stretched

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol how they got my address is what's freaky coz I don't give it out on here

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Was it addressed to you? Or have you the neighbours parcel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bloody thing looks like a medievil torture kit lmfao

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Some men like a big clit.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I received that unsolicited in the post I'd be freaked out! Sounds a bit stalkerish!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ye a dressed to using smush as name totally fukin bazaro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! I'd be creeped out....but also laughing my ass off. Sell it on eBay

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Google n 118 company named as sender n nothing registered at return address n DHL don't have an active account or details of sender ekkkkkkkkk lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Now that is strange

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am hun fukin thing cost over 250 quid lol still pretty freaked out though

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That's plain weird!

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

I'd be more than a little freaked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am hun fukin thing cost over 250 quid lol still pretty freaked out though"

wonder if you could get cashback on it ;o)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apropo to nothing but when I was at uni I had a 'stalker' who once left me a care package of treacle sponge and custard in a shoe box on my door step

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"Apropo to nothing but when I was at uni I had a 'stalker' who once left me a care package of treacle sponge and custard in a shoe box on my door step"

In separate packages or was the dessert made and open within the shoe box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ouch. If it is stretched won't it go thinner?

You might find some volunteers on here though, come on boys, who wants a cock stretched "

Yes please lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well if whoever sent it is reading this I would prefer Jimmy Choo or D&G in future it's a girl thing lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apropo to nothing but when I was at uni I had a 'stalker' who once left me a care package of treacle sponge and custard in a shoe box on my door step

In separate packages or was the dessert made and open within the shoe box? "

In separate packages,very good it was too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if whoever sent it is reading this I would prefer Jimmy Choo or D&G in future it's a girl thing lmfao "

Obviously someone with more money than sense!If you are seriously worried about it log it with the police. Encouraging wacko's on here is foolish even if you do only mean it as a joke. They have your address. I'd be wanting to know how someone on an annonimous website like this could find that out. More likely to be somebody who knows you.

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"Apropo to nothing but when I was at uni I had a 'stalker' who once left me a care package of treacle sponge and custard in a shoe box on my door step

In separate packages or was the dessert made and open within the shoe box?

In separate packages,very good it was too"

Ooooh that's a nice stalker. Yum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks strawberry hun think that's a good idea to log it coz jokin aside I freaked completely when I couldn't trace it on Google n 118 xxxx

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Thanks strawberry hun think that's a good idea to log it coz jokin aside I freaked completely when I couldn't trace it on Google n 118 xxxx"

Try companies house for registered office

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks hun will look into that too

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Don't know who the fuk sent it to me coz only fabbers call me smush but received a penis stretching kit worth over 250 quid yesterday lmfao I am female so wtf lmfao "

well when e catch up my sexy ex colleague, in sure we can find a use for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know who the fuk sent it to me coz only fabbers call me smush but received a penis stretching kit worth over 250 quid yesterday lmfao I am female so wtf lmfao

well when e catch up my sexy ex colleague, in sure we can find a use for it "
harlot hey I'll have it xx

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Don't know who the fuk sent it to me coz only fabbers call me smush but received a penis stretching kit worth over 250 quid yesterday lmfao I am female so wtf lmfao

well when e catch up my sexy ex colleague, in sure we can find a use for it harlot hey I'll have it xx "

ok i will have a word with smush and see what i can do

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