FabSwingers.com forum: Back handed compliment

By *alandNita OP Couple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita"

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You have Van Gogh's ear for music, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol "

Did you reply. ..lets see which you prefer between your thighs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told many a times i wouldnt put your face picture to your body. Not much i can do about that sadly

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

And the perfect face for radio!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol

Did you reply. ..lets see which you prefer between your thighs?

Lol no bloody wish I did though......

I might try that tomorrow if the drink goes well haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol

Did you reply. ..lets see which you prefer between your thighs?

Lol no bloody wish I did though......

I might try that tomorrow if the drink goes well haha "

Erm...might have to charge you for using my lines. I put at least 6 seconds thought into that...haha

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I don't get compliments, backhanded or otherwise. But I once told someone they weren't as stupid as I thought they were

. Oops.

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By *alandNita OP Couple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

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over a year ago

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol

Did you reply. ..lets see which you prefer between your thighs?

Lol no bloody wish I did though......

I might try that tomorrow if the drink goes well haha

Erm...might have to charge you for using my lines. I put at least 6 seconds thought into that...haha"

Wow ok I'll pass 6 seconds sounds positively expensive I'll roll with my own shite lines

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By *alandNita OP Couple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I don't get compliments, backhanded or otherwise. But I once told someone they weren't as stupid as I thought they were

. Oops."

I sometimes suffer from foot in mouth disease, and then have to figure out how to get out the hole I just put myself in

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol

Did you reply. ..lets see which you prefer between your thighs?

We'll let you know tomorrow night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not as daft as you look .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're really funny for a girl"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be really good looking if you were slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol

Did you reply. ..lets see which you prefer between your thighs?

We'll let you know tomorrow night lol "

Well someone isn't backwards in coming forwards maybe you should PM me

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol

Did you reply. ..lets see which you prefer between your thighs?

We'll let you know tomorrow night lol

Well someone isn't backwards in coming forwards maybe you should PM me "

Why would I want to pm you, rather just look at your arse ??????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol

Did you reply. ..lets see which you prefer between your thighs?

We'll let you know tomorrow night lol

Well someone isn't backwards in coming forwards maybe you should PM me

Why would I want to pm you, rather just look at your arse ??????????????"

Wow ok a woman who is happy perving at me without me actually having to make conversation with them lol this is novel

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol

Did you reply. ..lets see which you prefer between your thighs?

We'll let you know tomorrow night lol

Well someone isn't backwards in coming forwards maybe you should PM me

Why would I want to pm you, rather just look at your arse ??????????????

Wow ok a woman who is happy perving at me without me actually having to make conversation with them lol this is novel

Shut up and turn around ????????????

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

You've a great body for someone half your age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol

Did you reply. ..lets see which you prefer between your thighs?

We'll let you know tomorrow night lol

Well someone isn't backwards in coming forwards maybe you should PM me

Why would I want to pm you, rather just look at your arse ??????????????

Wow ok a woman who is happy perving at me without me actually having to make conversation with them lol this is novel

Shut up and turn around ????????????"

Is that another attempt at a back handed compliment ??? Lol

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol

Did you reply. ..lets see which you prefer between your thighs?

We'll let you know tomorrow night lol

Well someone isn't backwards in coming forwards maybe you should PM me

Why would I want to pm you, rather just look at your arse ??????????????

Wow ok a woman who is happy perving at me without me actually having to make conversation with them lol this is novel

Shut up and turn around ????????????

Is that another attempt at a back handed compliment ??? Lol "

Don't forget your passport tomorrow night, I need to know you're old enough - now will you please turn round? ??????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no dont think i have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol

Did you reply. ..lets see which you prefer between your thighs?

We'll let you know tomorrow night lol

Well someone isn't backwards in coming forwards maybe you should PM me

Why would I want to pm you, rather just look at your arse ??????????????

Wow ok a woman who is happy perving at me without me actually having to make conversation with them lol this is novel

Shut up and turn around ????????????

Is that another attempt at a back handed compliment ??? Lol

Don't forget your passport tomorrow night, I need to know you're old enough - now will you please turn round? ??????????????"

give him a backhander..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've a great body for someone half your age!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you do a selfie with me ?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol

Did you reply. ..lets see which you prefer between your thighs?

We'll let you know tomorrow night lol

Well someone isn't backwards in coming forwards maybe you should PM me

Why would I want to pm you, rather just look at your arse ??????????????

Wow ok a woman who is happy perving at me without me actually having to make conversation with them lol this is novel

Shut up and turn around ????????????

Is that another attempt at a back handed compliment ??? Lol

Don't forget your passport tomorrow night, I need to know you're old enough - now will you please turn round? ??????????????

give him a backhander..

I'll put him over my knee and spank him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol

Did you reply. ..lets see which you prefer between your thighs?

We'll let you know tomorrow night lol

Well someone isn't backwards in coming forwards maybe you should PM me

Why would I want to pm you, rather just look at your arse ??????????????

Wow ok a woman who is happy perving at me without me actually having to make conversation with them lol this is novel

Shut up and turn around ????????????

Is that another attempt at a back handed compliment ??? Lol

Don't forget your passport tomorrow night, I need to know you're old enough - now will you please turn round? ??????????????

give him a backhander..

Whoa whoa whoa a backhander lol

What have I done to deserve that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just came back to read the weight thread and saw the first response to my post. ..

"See, point proved! She looks alright, yet on paper she's a "pass on by". Well played luv"

I'll just take it as a compliment.

Who else has had a back handed compliment recently?

Nita

I have been chatting to a lovely lady and did the usual face pic exchange at which point she said she didn't know if she preferred my arse or my face.... We are meeting tomorrow lol

Did you reply. ..lets see which you prefer between your thighs?

We'll let you know tomorrow night lol

Well someone isn't backwards in coming forwards maybe you should PM me

Why would I want to pm you, rather just look at your arse ??????????????

Wow ok a woman who is happy perving at me without me actually having to make conversation with them lol this is novel

Shut up and turn around ????????????

Is that another attempt at a back handed compliment ??? Lol

Don't forget your passport tomorrow night, I need to know you're old enough - now will you please turn round? ??????????????

give him a backhander..

I'll put him over my knee and spank him lol "

Jesus I sound like a naughty school boy

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"You've a great body for someone half your age!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you do a selfie with me ? "

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? ??????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two that come to memory. The first was from 20 year old woman who upon finding out my age (29 at the time) said "wow! You can really dance for someone your age!"

The other I've had numerous times in various forms, the most recent being: "you have a pretty face but it doesn't match your body"

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"You've a great body for someone half your age!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you do a selfie with me ?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? ??????????????"

That song I recognise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've a great body for someone half your age!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you do a selfie with me ?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? ??????????????"

Only if you say please

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"You've a great body for someone half your age!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you do a selfie with me ?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? ??????????????

Only if you say please "

Please, please, please ????????????

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over a year ago

"You've a great body for someone half your age!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you do a selfie with me ?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? ??????????????

That song I recognise!

I recognise that one line but have no idea about the rest of the song or who it's by or what it's called lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've been told a few times I'm quite pretty for a fat girl. Oh, and I am apparently more intelligent than I look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told a few times I'm quite pretty for a fat girl. Oh, and I am apparently more intelligent than I look.

So wrong what are they looking at your figure is incredible

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"You've a great body for someone half your age!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you do a selfie with me ?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? ??????????????

I thought it was Kenny Rogers or such like but was The Bellamy Brothers.

That song I recognise!

I recognise that one line but have no idea about the rest of the song or who it's by or what it's called lol "

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over a year ago

"You've a great body for someone half your age!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you do a selfie with me ?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? ??????????????

I thought it was Kenny Rogers or such like but was The Bellamy Brothers.

That song I recognise!

I recognise that one line but have no idea about the rest of the song or who it's by or what it's called lol "

You learn something new everyday

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"You've a great body for someone half your age!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you do a selfie with me ?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? ??????????????

I thought it was Kenny Rogers or such like but was The Bellamy Brothers.

That song I recognise!

I recognise that one line but have no idea about the rest of the song or who it's by or what it's called lol

You learn something new everyday "

You do indeed and I have the urge to hear it just now lol x

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over a year ago

"You've a great body for someone half your age!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you do a selfie with me ?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? ??????????????

I thought it was Kenny Rogers or such like but was The Bellamy Brothers.

That song I recognise!

I recognise that one line but have no idea about the rest of the song or who it's by or what it's called lol

You learn something new everyday

You do indeed and I have the urge to hear it just now lol x"

The power of YouTube lol

I also learnt that handbags likes my arse wow two in one day my mind might explode with confusion

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"You've a great body for someone half your age!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you do a selfie with me ?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? ??????????????

I thought it was Kenny Rogers or such like but was The Bellamy Brothers.

That song I recognise!

I recognise that one line but have no idea about the rest of the song or who it's by or what it's called lol

You learn something new everyday

You do indeed and I have the urge to hear it just now lol x

The power of YouTube lol

I also learnt that handbags likes my arse wow two in one day my mind might explode with confusion "

As long as that's all that explodes xx

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over a year ago

"You've a great body for someone half your age!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you do a selfie with me ?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? ??????????????

I thought it was Kenny Rogers or such like but was The Bellamy Brothers.

That song I recognise!

I recognise that one line but have no idea about the rest of the song or who it's by or what it's called lol

You learn something new everyday

You do indeed and I have the urge to hear it just now lol x

The power of YouTube lol

I also learnt that handbags likes my arse wow two in one day my mind might explode with confusion

As long as that's all that explodes xx"

Looks like a quiet night for me then lol

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"You've a great body for someone half your age!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you do a selfie with me ?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? ??????????????

I thought it was Kenny Rogers or such like but was The Bellamy Brothers.

That song I recognise!

I recognise that one line but have no idea about the rest of the song or who it's by or what it's called lol

You learn something new everyday

You do indeed and I have the urge to hear it just now lol x

The power of YouTube lol

I also learnt that handbags likes my arse wow two in one day my mind might explode with confusion

As long as that's all that explodes xx

Looks like a quiet night for me then lol

Oh good, I told you about the gag then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've a great body for someone half your age!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you do a selfie with me ?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? ??????????????

I thought it was Kenny Rogers or such like but was The Bellamy Brothers.

That song I recognise!

I recognise that one line but have no idea about the rest of the song or who it's by or what it's called lol

You learn something new everyday

You do indeed and I have the urge to hear it just now lol x

The power of YouTube lol

I also learnt that handbags likes my arse wow two in one day my mind might explode with confusion

As long as that's all that explodes xx

Looks like a quiet night for me then lol

Oh good, I told you about the gag then

Blimey gagged and backhander on offer this night sounds amazing lol

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Had a "pity your so old you look quite fit " lol charming young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a "pity your so old you look quite fit " lol charming young man

"Quite" is he mental?

I'd say really fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My all time favourate back handed compliment, though not recent but I feel its deserves another appearance

is as followed

I was at a club one night sat in the smoking area having a fag and a couple came and sat by me, was just chatting as you do when the woman said

You always look really nice I love some of the corsets you wear blah blah blah

Then went onto say, most of the fat women in here don't really bother but you always make an effort

Then as she walked off she patted me on the head and said...well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently noted to another user that he seems like a desperate cretin. Still messages wanting to fuck me despite never having seen me. Guess that's complimentary lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told a few times I'm quite pretty for a fat girl. Oh, and I am apparently more intelligent than I look.

Off topic and this is probably going to open up a can of worms but like the other lady who posted I have looked at both your profiles (hope you don't mind) and I wouldn't consider either of you fat in the slightest.

On topic I get told that my looks don't match my personality

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'll graciously accept any compliment as long as not coupled with insults.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often get the "you have such a pretty face". Or the "your really attractive for a fat girl"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told a few times I'm quite pretty for a fat girl. Oh, and I am apparently more intelligent than I look.

I'd accept "pretty for a fat girl". I only ever get cute and we all know that's the polite thing when you don't know what else to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your really attractive.....for such an old woman"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Your really attractive.....for such an old woman"

Your just really attractive... Full stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd be really good looking if you were slim

Someone once told me "you are so pretty, it's a shame you're fat!"

She was a very slim lady, no curves, and thought everyone should be the same

Sara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the " You are a classy Blackman "

Or " you're not really black "

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