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"I need to get the arc ready " why do you have lots of animals or the arc of the covenant? | |||
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"A biblical flood in your part of the world then?" Just a bit | |||
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"I need to get the arc ready " Have you spotted a hole in your sill? | |||
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"Are you going to be Noah ? " Yeah I'm going to get the animals ready... | |||
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"Are you going to be Noah ? Yeah I'm going to get the animals ready... " It's still dry over here (crossing fingers!!) | |||
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"Are you going to be Noah ? Yeah I'm going to get the animals ready... It's still dry over here (crossing fingers!!) " It's pissing it down in grey peas land | |||
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"Are you going to be Noah ? Yeah I'm going to get the animals ready... It's still dry over here (crossing fingers!!) It's pissing it down in grey peas land " From the sky I'd say it's on it's way | |||
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"I've just bought a lovely bright pink brolly from the cancer research shop. Brand new for £4 . Need it here today " I don't think my brolly will cope | |||
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"The heavens just opened here too. You know it's heavy when you hear it on the roof!" It makes me want to crawl into bed with a man and wrap up and eat crap and watch movies...but alas I'm doing reports for work... | |||
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"warm and sunny here - ive got a strappy vest on " Rub it in woman | |||
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"warm and sunny here - ive got a strappy vest on Rub it in woman " i do - i would - come here and i will | |||
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"warm and sunny here - ive got a strappy vest on Rub it in woman i do - i would - come here and i will " Oh I say does a skip, jump and a hop to Manchester | |||
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"Are you letting the men in 2 by 2 " No I'm not a hussy | |||
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"Are you letting the men in 2 by 2 No I'm not a hussy " Bahahaha! | |||
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"Are you letting the men in 2 by 2 No I'm not a hussy Bahahaha! " What you trying to say? | |||
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"or am I being dramatic " You dramatic......never | |||
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"warm and sunny here - ive got a strappy vest on Rub it in woman i do - i would - come here and i will Oh I say does a skip, jump and a hop to Manchester bring those healing boobs with ya xxx " Oh they are coming with me.... | |||
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"or am I being dramatic You dramatic......never " phewwww, I was worried | |||
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"Are you letting the men in 2 by 2 No I'm not a hussy Bahahaha! What you trying to say? " | |||
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"or am I being dramatic " Drama Queen! Oh... wait... It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon? | |||
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"or am I being dramatic Drama Queen! Oh... wait... It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon? " Yam yam land | |||
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"or am I being dramatic Drama Queen! Oh... wait... It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon? Yam yam land " Noted!! | |||
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"or am I being dramatic Drama Queen! Oh... wait... It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon? Yam yam land Noted!!" Why are you doing a road trip? | |||
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"Thought this was going to be another squirting thread for a min" No.....I can't/don't want to squirt....so I'm shit at being any blokes fantasy | |||
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"or am I being dramatic Drama Queen! Oh... wait... It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon? Yam yam land Noted!! Why are you doing a road trip? " I was sort of mulling the idea over... | |||
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"or am I being dramatic Drama Queen! Oh... wait... It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon? Yam yam land Noted!! Why are you doing a road trip? I was sort of mulling the idea over... " Well I have a spare room...and I'll soon be living on me Todd | |||
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"or am I being dramatic Drama Queen! Oh... wait... It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon? Yam yam land Noted!! Why are you doing a road trip? I was sort of mulling the idea over... Well I have a spare room...and I'll soon be living on me Todd " I was thinking Halloween but I'm not sure my finances are spreading so well given I'm down south next weekend. | |||
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"or am I being dramatic Drama Queen! Oh... wait... It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon? Yam yam land Noted!! Why are you doing a road trip? I was sort of mulling the idea over... Well I have a spare room...and I'll soon be living on me Todd I was thinking Halloween but I'm not sure my finances are spreading so well given I'm down south next weekend. " Bank of brother? And bring him along so I can see his willy | |||
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"or am I being dramatic Drama Queen! Oh... wait... It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon? Yam yam land Noted!! Why are you doing a road trip? I was sort of mulling the idea over... Well I have a spare room...and I'll soon be living on me Todd I was thinking Halloween but I'm not sure my finances are spreading so well given I'm down south next weekend. Bank of brother? And bring him along so I can see his willy " I do not want to think about that rude girl!! | |||
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"or am I being dramatic Drama Queen! Oh... wait... It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon? Yam yam land Noted!! Why are you doing a road trip? I was sort of mulling the idea over... Well I have a spare room...and I'll soon be living on me Todd I was thinking Halloween but I'm not sure my finances are spreading so well given I'm down south next weekend. Bank of brother? And bring him along so I can see his willy I do not want to think about that rude girl!! " | |||
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"I put my wellies and raincoat on and I'm boiling! People are walking around in bikinis and budgie smugglers. I knew I shouldn't listen to a Northerner " I don't listen to them I try and keep to me southerner roots | |||
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"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain However if it carries on can we jump On your arc? X " Yep as long as you bring wine and cake | |||
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"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain However if it carries on can we jump On your arc? X Yep as long as you bring wine and cake " Deal but can we save some wine for the end of the month, sober October and all that | |||
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"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain However if it carries on can we jump On your arc? X Yep as long as you bring wine and cake Deal but can we save some wine for the end of the month, sober October and all that " Oh you can't drink at my party | |||
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"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain However if it carries on can we jump On your arc? X Yep as long as you bring wine and cake Deal but can we save some wine for the end of the month, sober October and all that Oh you can't drink at my party " I can! And I will! . Started it a few hours early and will buy a golden ticket to end it early. However your party I'm going to have to pace myself as my body won't know what's hit it . Trying to convince Paul to not drive, he's funny when he has a drink | |||
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"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain However if it carries on can we jump On your arc? X Yep as long as you bring wine and cake Deal but can we save some wine for the end of the month, sober October and all that Oh you can't drink at my party I can! And I will! . Started it a few hours early and will buy a golden ticket to end it early. However your party I'm going to have to pace myself as my body won't know what's hit it . Trying to convince Paul to not drive, he's funny when he has a drink " Tell him to let his hair down...he is always driving | |||
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"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain However if it carries on can we jump On your arc? X Yep as long as you bring wine and cake Deal but can we save some wine for the end of the month, sober October and all that Oh you can't drink at my party I can! And I will! . Started it a few hours early and will buy a golden ticket to end it early. However your party I'm going to have to pace myself as my body won't know what's hit it . Trying to convince Paul to not drive, he's funny when he has a drink Tell him to let his hair down...he is always driving " I think he's more concerned getting in the taxi in his outfit | |||
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"warm and sunny here - ive got a strappy vest on Rub it in woman i do - i would - come here and i will Oh I say does a skip, jump and a hop to Manchester bring those healing boobs with ya xxx Oh they are coming with me.... " just so you feel better - we had some rain earlier - quite a lot in a short time - but its nice again now | |||
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"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain However if it carries on can we jump On your arc? X Yep as long as you bring wine and cake Deal but can we save some wine for the end of the month, sober October and all that Oh you can't drink at my party I can! And I will! . Started it a few hours early and will buy a golden ticket to end it early. However your party I'm going to have to pace myself as my body won't know what's hit it . Trying to convince Paul to not drive, he's funny when he has a drink Tell him to let his hair down...he is always driving I think he's more concerned getting in the taxi in his outfit " I got in a taxi dressed as Buzz lightyear last weekend. | |||
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"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain However if it carries on can we jump On your arc? X Yep as long as you bring wine and cake Deal but can we save some wine for the end of the month, sober October and all that Oh you can't drink at my party I can! And I will! . Started it a few hours early and will buy a golden ticket to end it early. However your party I'm going to have to pace myself as my body won't know what's hit it . Trying to convince Paul to not drive, he's funny when he has a drink Tell him to let his hair down...he is always driving I think he's more concerned getting in the taxi in his outfit I got in a taxi dressed as Buzz lightyear last weekend. " so funny | |||
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