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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I need to get the arc ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to be Noah ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A biblical flood in your part of the world then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to get the arc ready "
why do you have lots of animals or the arc of the covenant?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"A biblical flood in your part of the world then?"

Just a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to get the arc ready "

Have you spotted a hole in your sill?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Are you going to be Noah ? "

Yeah I'm going to get the animals ready...

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Are you going to be Noah ?

Yeah I'm going to get the animals ready... "

It's still dry over here (crossing fingers!!)

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Are you going to be Noah ?

Yeah I'm going to get the animals ready...

It's still dry over here (crossing fingers!!) "

It's pissing it down in grey peas land

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Are you going to be Noah ?

Yeah I'm going to get the animals ready...

It's still dry over here (crossing fingers!!)

It's pissing it down in grey peas land "

From the sky I'd say it's on it's way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just bought a lovely bright pink brolly from the cancer research shop. Brand new for £4 . Need it here today

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've just bought a lovely bright pink brolly from the cancer research shop. Brand new for £4 . Need it here today "

I don't think my brolly will cope

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

The heavens just opened here too. You know it's heavy when you hear it on the roof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

warm and sunny here - ive got a strappy vest on

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"The heavens just opened here too. You know it's heavy when you hear it on the roof!"

It makes me want to crawl into bed with a man and wrap up and eat crap and watch movies...but alas I'm doing reports for work...

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"warm and sunny here - ive got a strappy vest on "

Rub it in woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"warm and sunny here - ive got a strappy vest on

Rub it in woman "

i do - i would - come here and i will

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

It has arrived. All office lights have switched themselves on @ it looks like dusk out of my window

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"warm and sunny here - ive got a strappy vest on

Rub it in woman

i do - i would - come here and i will "

Oh I say does a skip, jump and a hop to Manchester

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Are you letting the men in 2 by 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet rain- glad I got the dog walked before lunch x

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Are you letting the men in 2 by 2 "

No I'm not a hussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you letting the men in 2 by 2

No I'm not a hussy "

Bahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooo my washings out

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

We're all going to die........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"warm and sunny here - ive got a strappy vest on

Rub it in woman

i do - i would - come here and i will

Oh I say does a skip, jump and a hop to Manchester "

bring those healing boobs with ya xxx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

or am I being dramatic

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Are you letting the men in 2 by 2

No I'm not a hussy

Bahahaha! "

What you trying to say?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"or am I being dramatic "

You dramatic......never

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"warm and sunny here - ive got a strappy vest on

Rub it in woman

i do - i would - come here and i will

Oh I say does a skip, jump and a hop to Manchester

bring those healing boobs with ya xxx

"

Oh they are coming with me....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"or am I being dramatic

You dramatic......never "

phewwww, I was worried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's more drizzly than apocalyptic here, but still playing havoc with my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you letting the men in 2 by 2

No I'm not a hussy

Bahahaha!

What you trying to say? "

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"or am I being dramatic "

Drama Queen!

Oh... wait...

It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"or am I being dramatic

Drama Queen!

Oh... wait...

It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon? "

Yam yam land

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"or am I being dramatic

Drama Queen!

Oh... wait...

It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon?

Yam yam land "

Noted!!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"or am I being dramatic

Drama Queen!

Oh... wait...

It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon?

Yam yam land

Noted!!"

Why are you doing a road trip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was going to be another squirting thread for a min

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Thought this was going to be another squirting thread for a min"

No.....I can't/don't want to squirt....so I'm shit at being any blokes fantasy

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"or am I being dramatic

Drama Queen!

Oh... wait...

It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon?

Yam yam land

Noted!!

Why are you doing a road trip? "

I was sort of mulling the idea over...

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"or am I being dramatic

Drama Queen!

Oh... wait...

It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon?

Yam yam land

Noted!!

Why are you doing a road trip?

I was sort of mulling the idea over... "

Well I have a spare room...and I'll soon be living on me Todd

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"or am I being dramatic

Drama Queen!

Oh... wait...

It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon?

Yam yam land

Noted!!

Why are you doing a road trip?

I was sort of mulling the idea over...

Well I have a spare room...and I'll soon be living on me Todd "

I was thinking Halloween but I'm not sure my finances are spreading so well given I'm down south next weekend.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"or am I being dramatic

Drama Queen!

Oh... wait...

It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon?

Yam yam land

Noted!!

Why are you doing a road trip?

I was sort of mulling the idea over...

Well I have a spare room...and I'll soon be living on me Todd

I was thinking Halloween but I'm not sure my finances are spreading so well given I'm down south next weekend. "

Bank of brother? And bring him along so I can see his willy

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"or am I being dramatic

Drama Queen!

Oh... wait...

It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon?

Yam yam land

Noted!!

Why are you doing a road trip?

I was sort of mulling the idea over...

Well I have a spare room...and I'll soon be living on me Todd

I was thinking Halloween but I'm not sure my finances are spreading so well given I'm down south next weekend.

Bank of brother? And bring him along so I can see his willy "

I do not want to think about that rude girl!!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"or am I being dramatic

Drama Queen!

Oh... wait...

It's pissing it down here too! Just out of interest... where is the land of peas and bacon?

Yam yam land

Noted!!

Why are you doing a road trip?

I was sort of mulling the idea over...

Well I have a spare room...and I'll soon be living on me Todd

I was thinking Halloween but I'm not sure my finances are spreading so well given I'm down south next weekend.

Bank of brother? And bring him along so I can see his willy

I do not want to think about that rude girl!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my wellies and raincoat on and I'm boiling! People are walking around in bikinis and budgie smugglers. I knew I shouldn't listen to a Northerner

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I put my wellies and raincoat on and I'm boiling! People are walking around in bikinis and budgie smugglers. I knew I shouldn't listen to a Northerner "

I don't listen to them I try and keep to me southerner roots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An arc on fab is no good, firstly noone will stay two by two and secondly everyone will just bring rabbits

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Was driving back from work in that torrential rain earlier. Went through loads of floods, a Top Gear style hover van would've been good in those conditions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain

However if it carries on can we jump

On your arc? X

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain

However if it carries on can we jump

On your arc? X "

Yep as long as you bring wine and cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain

However if it carries on can we jump

On your arc? X

Yep as long as you bring wine and cake "

Deal but can we save some wine for the end of the month, sober October and all that

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain

However if it carries on can we jump

On your arc? X

Yep as long as you bring wine and cake

Deal but can we save some wine for the end of the month, sober October and all that "

Oh you can't drink at my party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain

However if it carries on can we jump

On your arc? X

Yep as long as you bring wine and cake

Deal but can we save some wine for the end of the month, sober October and all that

Oh you can't drink at my party "

I can! And I will! . Started it a few hours early and will buy a golden ticket to end it early.

However your party I'm going to have to pace myself as my body won't know what's hit it . Trying to convince Paul to not drive, he's funny when he has a drink

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain

However if it carries on can we jump

On your arc? X

Yep as long as you bring wine and cake

Deal but can we save some wine for the end of the month, sober October and all that

Oh you can't drink at my party

I can! And I will! . Started it a few hours early and will buy a golden ticket to end it early.

However your party I'm going to have to pace myself as my body won't know what's hit it . Trying to convince Paul to not drive, he's funny when he has a drink "

Tell him to let his hair down...he is always driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain

However if it carries on can we jump

On your arc? X

Yep as long as you bring wine and cake

Deal but can we save some wine for the end of the month, sober October and all that

Oh you can't drink at my party

I can! And I will! . Started it a few hours early and will buy a golden ticket to end it early.

However your party I'm going to have to pace myself as my body won't know what's hit it . Trying to convince Paul to not drive, he's funny when he has a drink

Tell him to let his hair down...he is always driving "

I think he's more concerned getting in the taxi in his outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"warm and sunny here - ive got a strappy vest on

Rub it in woman

i do - i would - come here and i will

Oh I say does a skip, jump and a hop to Manchester

bring those healing boobs with ya xxx

Oh they are coming with me.... "

just so you feel better - we had some rain earlier - quite a lot in a short time - but its nice again now

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain

However if it carries on can we jump

On your arc? X

Yep as long as you bring wine and cake

Deal but can we save some wine for the end of the month, sober October and all that

Oh you can't drink at my party

I can! And I will! . Started it a few hours early and will buy a golden ticket to end it early.

However your party I'm going to have to pace myself as my body won't know what's hit it . Trying to convince Paul to not drive, he's funny when he has a drink

Tell him to let his hair down...he is always driving

I think he's more concerned getting in the taxi in his outfit "

I got in a taxi dressed as Buzz lightyear last weekend.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm on nights and I love it when it rains as it means no one mowing their lawns, no kids screaming in the gardens, but the lovely constant pitter of rain

However if it carries on can we jump

On your arc? X

Yep as long as you bring wine and cake

Deal but can we save some wine for the end of the month, sober October and all that

Oh you can't drink at my party

I can! And I will! . Started it a few hours early and will buy a golden ticket to end it early.

However your party I'm going to have to pace myself as my body won't know what's hit it . Trying to convince Paul to not drive, he's funny when he has a drink

Tell him to let his hair down...he is always driving

I think he's more concerned getting in the taxi in his outfit

I got in a taxi dressed as Buzz lightyear last weekend. "

so funny

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