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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The beginning of your profile made me titter ...

Ive heard of adopting animals, kids etc....but never one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I feel special now, well opposed to the normal "special" I feel.

I've had no adoption pledges yet though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Give it time...it bieng xmas and such will im sure bring plenty of pledges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlikey, last time was so long ago it was in black and white and had mono sound!

I need to find out where single women hang out and that. I want a bit more than just a foot in a wet hole, someone I can wake up next to hug and swap xmas presents.

I think I expect a bit to much sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes got her claws in you mate lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Get yourself along to the socials that go on all over the country.

Great way of introducing yaself and have a good night in the process

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Does said creature need to be taken for walks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"shes got her claws in you mate lol "

I havent got claws ill have you know.

I can lick though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*stage whispers*

I think she fancies you mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*stage whispers*

I think she fancies you mate! "

see im not alone in thinking lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tut........

I just thought his beginning on his profile was witty.

What are you people like eh .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*stage whispers*

I think she fancies you mate! "

It's ok, she doesn't know where I live...

Funny though I seem to attract the older lady, maybe its a mothering instinct

As for getting out in groups, well around town with the d*unken bints on my own (stupid married friends, no wing man), or. hmmm stalking someone in the frozen isle meals for one.... hmm that might work....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"*stage whispers*

I think she fancies you mate! "

I am thinking there is a "take a newbie to a social" program going on....

so who can i have as my handholder..... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oiiiiiii

I aint that fooking old i have you know.

gonna go bury meself with me knitting now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*stage whispers*

I think she fancies you mate!

It's ok, she doesn't know where I live...

Funny though I seem to attract the older lady, maybe its a mothering instinct

As for getting out in groups, well around town with the d*unken bints on my own (stupid married friends, no wing man), or. hmmm stalking someone in the frozen isle meals for one.... hmm that might work...."

Maybe some 'older' ladies ......hahaaaaaaaaaa

Oh dear oh dear ..... sigh ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*stage whispers*

I think she fancies you mate!

It's ok, she doesn't know where I live...

Funny though I seem to attract the older lady, maybe its a mothering instinct

As for getting out in groups, well around town with the d*unken bints on my own (stupid married friends, no wing man), or. hmmm stalking someone in the frozen isle meals for one.... hmm that might work...."

Well if you hang around in the frozen isle, you may get a little stiff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well if you hang around in the frozen isle, you may get a little stiff?"

Yeah, but she might confuse it with those little party sausages.

Any considering peaches you are a bit older than me, you have a good pair of bald headed twins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yup and all the old fellas i meet loves um

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you do the scene at the end of one flew over the cuckoos nest where you smother them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thats between me and the fella im with to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mind you....

I know a few who need smothering and not with me tits either...

Got a pillow here for that

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