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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Edward Snowden has been chatting again. He says that GCHQ can control your smartphone and in a clip from tonight's Panarama, they are named after smurfs

Dreamy Smurf - Turns your phone on and off.

Nosey Smurf - Can turn on your mic

and listen to everything around you

Tracker Smurf - can follow you.

(Source - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34444233 )

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

squinty smurf= views my 4 tera bites of porn a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a smurf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Edward Snowden has been chatting again. He says that GCHQ can control your smartphone and in a clip from tonight's Panarama, they are named after smurfs

Dreamy Smurf - Turns your phone on and off.

Nosey Smurf - Can turn on your mic

and listen to everything around you

Tracker Smurf - can follow you.

(Source - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34444233 )"

It's not really news. It's been common knowledge that the security services have had these capabilities for years. More scaremongering by the Snowden fan boys.

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"More scaremongering by the Snowden fan boys."

I'm not a fan boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to see what they can do to your phone on 4chan. I cover every camera now be it tablet phone or PC.

There is a free readily available tool online that can show you unsecured cameras and building environmental controls etc. it's freaky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Edward Snowden has been chatting again. He says that GCHQ can control your smartphone and in a clip from tonight's Panarama, they are named after smurfs

Dreamy Smurf - Turns your phone on and off.

Nosey Smurf - Can turn on your mic

and listen to everything around you

Tracker Smurf - can follow you.

(Source - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34444233 )

It's not really news. It's been common knowledge that the security services have had these capabilities for years. More scaremongering by the Snowden fan boys."

The issue is no Warrent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Edward Snowden has been chatting again. He says that GCHQ can control your smartphone and in a clip from tonight's Panarama, they are named after smurfs

Dreamy Smurf - Turns your phone on and off.

Nosey Smurf - Can turn on your mic

and listen to everything around you

Tracker Smurf - can follow you.

(Source - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34444233 )

It's not really news. It's been common knowledge that the security services have had these capabilities for years. More scaremongering by the Snowden fan boys.

The issue is no Warrent"

Oh I know that but if it stops buses exploding or tracks lost children then I'm cool with it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Edward Snowden has been chatting again. He says that GCHQ can control your smartphone and in a clip from tonight's Panarama, they are named after smurfs

Dreamy Smurf - Turns your phone on and off.

Nosey Smurf - Can turn on your mic

and listen to everything around you

Tracker Smurf - can follow you.

(Source - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34444233 )

It's not really news. It's been common knowledge that the security services have had these capabilities for years. More scaremongering by the Snowden fan boys.

The issue is no Warrent

Oh I know that but if it stops buses exploding or tracks lost children then I'm cool with it.."

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

in the 70's every single phone call out of northern island was bugged. that was long before digital shenanigans.

the warrant was issued by judge A.pathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Edward Snowden has been chatting again. He says that GCHQ can control your smartphone and in a clip from tonight's Panarama, they are named after smurfs

Dreamy Smurf - Turns your phone on and off.

Nosey Smurf - Can turn on your mic

and listen to everything around you

Tracker Smurf - can follow you.

(Source - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34444233 )

It's not really news. It's been common knowledge that the security services have had these capabilities for years. More scaremongering by the Snowden fan boys.

The issue is no Warrent

Oh I know that but if it stops buses exploding or tracks lost children then I'm cool with it..

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Not if you take the battery out - oh, that's all the iphone users fucked then :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone would send the people at GCHQ to sleep.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I find it harder to believe that anyone would waste their time watching my cameras/listening to me.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Edward Snowden has been chatting again. He says that GCHQ can control your smartphone and in a clip from tonight's Panarama, they are named after smurfs

Dreamy Smurf - Turns your phone on and off.

Nosey Smurf - Can turn on your mic

and listen to everything around you

Tracker Smurf - can follow you.

(Source - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34444233 )

It's not really news. It's been common knowledge that the security services have had these capabilities for years. More scaremongering by the Snowden fan boys."

It's been posited they could but he has confirmed this and a lot of other details - at no cost to us all.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't know how to use the cameras so if they are using them could they please send me some instructions.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Edward Snowden has been chatting again. He says that GCHQ can control your smartphone and in a clip from tonight's Panarama, they are named after smurfs

Dreamy Smurf - Turns your phone on and off.

Nosey Smurf - Can turn on your mic

and listen to everything around you

Tracker Smurf - can follow you.

(Source - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34444233 )

It's not really news. It's been common knowledge that the security services have had these capabilities for years. More scaremongering by the Snowden fan boys.

The issue is no Warrent

Oh I know that but if it stops buses exploding or tracks lost children then I'm cool with it.."

and yes in a perfect world the state would only use any info that does or can protect the citizens..

however when we have an inquiry just starting into state surveillance of the parents of a son murdered by racists with police incompetence and racism part of the reason the killers walked free, and into the families of those killed through incompetence at Hillsborough and trade union officials and elected MP's etc etc does anyone really believe that they wont trawl for anything they can use which is not about keeping us safe but allows the state to break the law with impunity..

because they can..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it harder to believe that anyone would waste their time watching my cameras/listening to me. "

they don't. unless you have something to hide. you have nothing to worry about. too much info to sort. but it scares the crap out of terrorists and if it makes there existence more difficult then we have to put up with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a subject not a citizen.

Sadly the state will always abuse its privilege given to it, those who wish to pretend they've never done no wrong or ever will, will always recite that line!.

Me I do lots of things I don't want the state to know about!.

And I also know the state watch me because I've requested my "file".

It's mostly full off mundane stuff like Mr x meet Mr A they drove off in such and such a car, rendezvoused at a cafe where after three hours meet with a dozen other demonstraters, spent all afternoon at x location...

Some would argue they've not got the man power to follow every demonstrater but then I've got a sneaky suspicion there rewarded for their work by certain companies that are being demonstrated against!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

All's good if you're on the right side for them but there is a general presumption of guilt, rather than innocence for all. Hence blanket surveillance without warrants or real public scrutiny of what is done.

Keeping the plebs in constant fear of the bogeymen is not a good enough reason for citizens to abrogate freedom imo. There is likely minimal security benefit but if it makes a pleb feel happier, it doesn't cut it with me as any justification. Super computers can trawl through masses of data and I see use of my tax payer money for profiling my personality, interests etc as wholly inappropriate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's obviously a huge privacy debate but I guess if I'm not breaking the law then they're not going to 'come after me'.

If they want to track my activities on Fab good luck to them!

I do always wonder if the finger print recognition thing on iPhones gets secretly sent elsewhere but I've travelled abroad and to enter some countries you need to be finger printed so I'm sure my print info is already widely available to be honest!

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

there was a time when the folks of this country would scoff at iron curtain countries for mandatory surveilance of their population and remark how awfull and backward it is for a country to feel the need to undertake such things........ how times have changed

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

All they would seems me wanking or here my wanking orgasam

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Your a subject not a citizen.

Sadly the state will always abuse its privilege given to it, those who wish to pretend they've never done no wrong or ever will, will always recite that line!.

Me I do lots of things I don't want the state to know about!.

And I also know the state watch me because I've requested my "file".

It's mostly full off mundane stuff like Mr x meet Mr A they drove off in such and such a car, rendezvoused at a cafe where after three hours meet with a dozen other demonstraters, spent all afternoon at x location...

Some would argue they've not got the man power to follow every demonstrater but then I've got a sneaky suspicion there rewarded for their work by certain companies that are being demonstrated against!"

i care not what the definition is and whilst i am subject to the laws of the land i will never see myself as a subject of anyone..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's obviously a huge privacy debate but I guess if I'm not breaking the law then they're not going to 'come after me'.

If they want to track my activities on Fab good luck to them!

I do always wonder if the finger print recognition thing on iPhones gets secretly sent elsewhere but I've travelled abroad and to enter some countries you need to be finger printed so I'm sure my print info is already widely available to be honest! "

Your not breaking the law. As the law stands now. What about when certain activities are made illegal and they have your history of being involved in them. Just look at how pornographic material has been reclassified. Put in the methods if detection and surveillance, then change the legal goalposts. It's pure Orwell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do my bit. I use several buzzwords on social media or private emails, just to piss them off......

Today's word is...RICIN !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say the person that controls the software controls the phone..... That's why I run custom firmware on my phone, Cyanogen mod!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


" unless you have something to hide. you have nothing to worry about."

I wondered how long it would be before that old chestnut was rolled out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got lots to hide. But I'm not telling anyone where it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surrender all privacy and control!!! The terrorists are coming!!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

If a power exists it will likeley get abused.

https://yougov.co.uk/news/2013/08/21/terrorism-laws-are-they-being-abused/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's obviously a huge privacy debate but I guess if I'm not breaking the law then they're not going to 'come after me'.

If they want to track my activities on Fab good luck to them!

I do always wonder if the finger print recognition thing on iPhones gets secretly sent elsewhere but I've travelled abroad and to enter some countries you need to be finger printed so I'm sure my print info is already widely available to be honest!

Your not breaking the law. As the law stands now. What about when certain activities are made illegal and they have your history of being involved in them. Just look at how pornographic material has been reclassified. Put in the methods if detection and surveillance, then change the legal goalposts. It's pure Orwell."

The applicable Law is that in force at the time of the alleged offence. If they suddenly made porn illegal they could not prosecute you retrospectively.

They normally collect meta data at this time but can delve further if they see a need. Don't people put everything about their lives on Facepage or Twatter anyway?

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"There's obviously a huge privacy debate but I guess if I'm not breaking the law then they're not going to 'come after me'.

If they want to track my activities on Fab good luck to them!

I do always wonder if the finger print recognition thing on iPhones gets secretly sent elsewhere but I've travelled abroad and to enter some countries you need to be finger printed so I'm sure my print info is already widely available to be honest!

Your not breaking the law. As the law stands now. What about when certain activities are made illegal and they have your history of being involved in them. Just look at how pornographic material has been reclassified. Put in the methods if detection and surveillance, then change the legal goalposts. It's pure Orwell.

The applicable Law is that in force at the time of the alleged offence. If they suddenly made porn illegal they could not prosecute you retrospectively.

They normally collect meta data at this time but can delve further if they see a need. Don't people put everything about their lives on Facepage or Twatter anyway? "

"aaaa, mr bergstein we can see you used to be a jew in 2012. off to the camps for you"

"nudist camp?"

"we'll, kind of, ye."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's obviously a huge privacy debate but I guess if I'm not breaking the law then they're not going to 'come after me'.

If they want to track my activities on Fab good luck to them!

I do always wonder if the finger print recognition thing on iPhones gets secretly sent elsewhere but I've travelled abroad and to enter some countries you need to be finger printed so I'm sure my print info is already widely available to be honest!

Your not breaking the law. As the law stands now. What about when certain activities are made illegal and they have your history of being involved in them. Just look at how pornographic material has been reclassified. Put in the methods if detection and surveillance, then change the legal goalposts. It's pure Orwell.

The applicable Law is that in force at the time of the alleged offence. If they suddenly made porn illegal they could not prosecute you retrospectively.

They normally collect meta data at this time but can delve further if they see a need. Don't people put everything about their lives on Facepage or Twatter anyway? "

Many of us don't use this form of social media, either because they can't be arsed with it or because they see how it can be misused.

As for the porn law example, what about when the law that days you can't be prosecuted retrospectively gets changed? Oh that's right. It can never happen can it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's obviously a huge privacy debate but I guess if I'm not breaking the law then they're not going to 'come after me'.

If they want to track my activities on Fab good luck to them!

I do always wonder if the finger print recognition thing on iPhones gets secretly sent elsewhere but I've travelled abroad and to enter some countries you need to be finger printed so I'm sure my print info is already widely available to be honest! "

Hi Dan,

Just curious - what countries do that when you enter ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's obviously a huge privacy debate but I guess if I'm not breaking the law then they're not going to 'come after me'.

If they want to track my activities on Fab good luck to them!

I do always wonder if the finger print recognition thing on iPhones gets secretly sent elsewhere but I've travelled abroad and to enter some countries you need to be finger printed so I'm sure my print info is already widely available to be honest!

Hi Dan,

Just curious - what countries do that when you enter ?"

Well the USA is the most prominent example, they take a face photo and finger and thumb print scans from both hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's obviously a huge privacy debate but I guess if I'm not breaking the law then they're not going to 'come after me'.

If they want to track my activities on Fab good luck to them!

I do always wonder if the finger print recognition thing on iPhones gets secretly sent elsewhere but I've travelled abroad and to enter some countries you need to be finger printed so I'm sure my print info is already widely available to be honest!

Hi Dan,

Just curious - what countries do that when you enter ?

Well the USA is the most prominent example, they take a face photo and finger and thumb print scans from both hands! "

Haven't been there for s few years , so didn't know that.

Fanks

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