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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just got laid.

Everybody- he is so shy about it, I thought I would just let you know!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Just got laid.

Everybody- he is so shy about it, I thought I would just let you know!

Hope it wasn't with you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Again?!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've had better shags this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just got laid.

Everybody- he is so shy about it, I thought I would just let you know!

Hope it wasn't with you though

Glad it wasn't having just read the hotdog thread!!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Just got laid.

Everybody- he is so shy about it, I thought I would just let you know!

Doesn't he get laid every day???

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I din't have sex yesterday. Or Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he pop the cherry

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This is just creepily self-referential - I'm out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks you love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had better shags this week"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jolly well bud

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh just shush and fab my avatar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is just creepily self-referential - I'm out!"

Aw poor baby!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I din't have sex yesterday. Or Sunday"

Yesterday was Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I din't have sex yesterday. Or Sunday

Yesterday was Sunday

No kidding?!?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I need a secretary.

I thought Sunday was Saturday... seem to be long my mind along with my dignity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had to do this Joe..

Carly Simon.. https://youtu.be/mQZmCJUSC6g

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Like this...

The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Hey Joe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXwMrBb2x1Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh just shush and fab my avatar!"

Fabbed buddy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Oh just shush and fab my avatar!

Fabbed buddy

*doffs bowler*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/jOotsq4soug

Like that!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Once more with feeling :P

Lyn Collins - Rock Me Again & Again & Again & Again & Again & Again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB5KgOXHcxc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who? What? Why ? Where ? When ? How ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who? What? Why ? Where ? When ? How ?"

Do you really want to know how? Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fab avatar directly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who? What? Why ? Where ? When ? How ?

Do you really want to know how? Really?

Is it wrong to say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty fucker

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Who is Diamond Joe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good 4u you whoever you are

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Who the FUCK is DiamondJoe?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Who? What? Why ? Where ? When ? How ?"

And a gentleman never tells... fortunately I ain't no gent.

Just one of those things I do to pass Monday afternoons.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I've had better shags this week"

It's only Monday, lol.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

*high five*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*high five*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVTf5EpIItQ

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*high five*

AND you didn't Fab my avatar!

*stomps off*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex? On a Monday? Appalling.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don;t know what the world is coming to when a man can't get his end away on an otherwise dreary Monday afternoon!

Prudes!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"*high five*

AND you didn't Fab my avatar!

*stomps off*"

Don't be so needy. I'll consider it. Depends. There's always a cost to popularity, you know. I know. I read it in a magazine at Hove train station.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*high five*

AND you didn't Fab my avatar!

*stomps off*

Don't be so needy. I'll consider it. Depends. There's always a cost to popularity, you know. I know. I read it in a magazine at Hove train station. "

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*high five*

AND you didn't Fab my avatar!

*stomps off*

Don't be so needy. I'll consider it. Depends. There's always a cost to popularity, you know. I know. I read it in a magazine at Hove train station. "

Sorry, what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*high five*

AND you didn't Fab my avatar!

*stomps off*

Don't be so needy. I'll consider it. Depends. There's always a cost to popularity, you know. I know. I read it in a magazine at Hove train station.

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was the poor man who had to suffer that I wonder (said to myself so nobody else can hear)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Who was the poor man who had to suffer that I wonder (said to myself so nobody else can hear)"

He's the chap who last year, during an extended session, admitted to me that his bf had approached him for sex the previous weekend but the fuck bud had turned hmm bf down because, quote:

"He's just not as good in the sack as you."

How pleased was I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was the poor man who had to suffer that I wonder (said to myself so nobody else can hear)

He's the chap who last year, during an extended session, admitted to me that his bf had approached him for sex the previous weekend but the fuck bud had turned hmm bf down because, quote:

"He's just not as good in the sack as you."

How pleased was I?"

You probably came on the spot you were so chuffed

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Who was the poor man who had to suffer that I wonder (said to myself so nobody else can hear)

He's the chap who last year, during an extended session, admitted to me that his bf had approached him for sex the previous weekend but the fuck bud had turned hmm bf down because, quote:

"He's just not as good in the sack as you."

How pleased was I?

You probably came on the spot you were so chuffed "

No I told him he was a sweet, sweet boy and he should get his head back down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was the poor man who had to suffer that I wonder (said to myself so nobody else can hear)

He's the chap who last year, during an extended session, admitted to me that his bf had approached him for sex the previous weekend but the fuck bud had turned hmm bf down because, quote:

"He's just not as good in the sack as you."

How pleased was I?

You probably came on the spot you were so chuffed

No I told him he was a sweet, sweet boy and he should get his head back down there"

Is that wrong I found that a turn on?!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Who was the poor man who had to suffer that I wonder (said to myself so nobody else can hear)

He's the chap who last year, during an extended session, admitted to me that his bf had approached him for sex the previous weekend but the fuck bud had turned hmm bf down because, quote:

"He's just not as good in the sack as you."

How pleased was I?

You probably came on the spot you were so chuffed

No I told him he was a sweet, sweet boy and he should get his head back down there

Is that wrong I found that a turn on?!"

LOL - that boy sucks ass - in the best possible way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was the poor man who had to suffer that I wonder (said to myself so nobody else can hear)

He's the chap who last year, during an extended session, admitted to me that his bf had approached him for sex the previous weekend but the fuck bud had turned hmm bf down because, quote:

"He's just not as good in the sack as you."

How pleased was I?

You probably came on the spot you were so chuffed

No I told him he was a sweet, sweet boy and he should get his head back down there

Is that wrong I found that a turn on?!

LOL - that boy sucks ass - in the best possible way"

I'm sure you respected him in the morning

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Who was the poor man who had to suffer that I wonder (said to myself so nobody else can hear)

He's the chap who last year, during an extended session, admitted to me that his bf had approached him for sex the previous weekend but the fuck bud had turned hmm bf down because, quote:

"He's just not as good in the sack as you."

How pleased was I?

You probably came on the spot you were so chuffed

No I told him he was a sweet, sweet boy and he should get his head back down there

Is that wrong I found that a turn on?!

LOL - that boy sucks ass - in the best possible way

I'm sure you respected him in the morning "

He's never stayed over.

I think the first time my parting words were "Now get the fuck outta my house"

In the nicest possible way :o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was the poor man who had to suffer that I wonder (said to myself so nobody else can hear)

He's the chap who last year, during an extended session, admitted to me that his bf had approached him for sex the previous weekend but the fuck bud had turned hmm bf down because, quote:

"He's just not as good in the sack as you."

How pleased was I?

You probably came on the spot you were so chuffed

No I told him he was a sweet, sweet boy and he should get his head back down there

Is that wrong I found that a turn on?!

LOL - that boy sucks ass - in the best possible way

I'm sure you respected him in the morning

He's never stayed over.

I think the first time my parting words were "Now get the fuck outta my house"

In the nicest possible way :o"

Begging to come back next week?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Every Monday! lol

He's deliciously low-rent - comes once a week, fucks off, no contact until the following week. Perfect.

I've been banging him for couple of years? Still not sure of his surname

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamonjoe reminds me of Johnathan rhys myers

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Who?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Who?"

Now, now DJ, we all know you know how to look things up on the internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diamonjoe reminds me of Johnathan rhys myers"

That's it!!! I've been thinking for ages he reminds me of someone!!

He was in the Tudors Joe!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Who?

Now, now DJ, we all know you know how to look things up on the internet.

I still don't recognise him.

And, as well you know young lady, I look nothing like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diamonjoe reminds me of Johnathan rhys myers

That's it!!! I've been thinking for ages he reminds me of someone!!

He was in the Tudors Joe!!"

Yes!!!

Finally that's been bugging me!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Who?

Now, now DJ, we all know you know how to look things up on the internet.

I still don't recognise him.

And, as well you know young lady, I look nothing like that"

I can see the Rhys Myers as Henry Tudor in attitude but I don't think you look like him. I fancy him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what I think your the most interesting individual on fab, love hearing your sex stories!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I gave in and fabbed the photo. With luck it will stop the 19 'fab me' messages from the twat in the hat.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I gave in and fabbed the photo. With luck it will stop the 19 'fab me' messages from the twat in the hat.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*sulks in the corner*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

JUST FAB THE FUCKING AVATAR

God.

I get better quality conversation out of my 6 year old.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"JUST FAB THE FUCKING AVATAR

God.

I get better quality conversation out of my 6 year old. "

I suspect your six year old is less demanding that you are. There isn't much conversation in "Fab me! Fab me!"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"JUST FAB THE FUCKING AVATAR

God.

I get better quality conversation out of my 6 year old.

I suspect your six year old is less demanding that you are. There isn't much conversation in "Fab me! Fab me!"

You'd be surprised!

No idea where she gets that from

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Do you know what I think your the most interesting individual on fab, love hearing your sex stories!"

Who ?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Do you know what I think your the most interesting individual on fab, love hearing your sex stories!

Who ?

Touché

There's plenty more borderline autistic egomaniacs lying around. I'll wait in line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DJ have u ever looked in the mirror n jerked off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DJ have u ever looked in the mirror n jerked off?"

There's an image that I don't need this time of night,,,oh shut up Ali yes you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DJ have u ever looked in the mirror n jerked off?

There's an image that I don't need this time of night,,,oh shut up Ali yes you do!"

I'd bet yes!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"DJ have u ever looked in the mirror n jerked off?

There's an image that I don't need this time of night,,,oh shut up Ali yes you do!

I'd bet yes!

I think you're all wrong about him. He's a modest, almost shy young man.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"DJ have u ever looked in the mirror n jerked off?

There's an image that I don't need this time of night,,,oh shut up Ali yes you do!

I'd bet yes!

Just WTactualF is going on here?!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Happy now?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This thread has taken an interesting turn!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy now?!"

Oh I'm all over that pic!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

4 more mins and them I'm going back to the Joker :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 more mins and them I'm going back to the Joker :P"

Gah! I enjoyed it while it lasted *off to perve some more*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

hehe

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*taps foot impatiently*

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