FabSwingers.com forum: Punishment Time.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The laws an ass,it's not fair,how did they get away with that? We all complain about the justice system so here's your chance to sentence someone.

Post the crime then the person below passes sentence !!!

The crime: I made a fab chorizo and chicken wrap,momentarily left it on the worktop to open a window and my pesky moggy is on it like a shot chewing it....over to you

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Punishment: Taken forth from here to a place of execution where he shall be hanged by the neck until he is dead. May God have mercy on your soul.

Crime - stealing the Mona Lisa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Punishment: Taken forth from here to a place of execution where he shall be hanged by the neck until he is dead. May God have mercy on your soul.

Crime - stealing the Mona Lisa "

Punishment: being made to pose as the Mona Lisa.

Crime: queue jumping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Punishment: Taken forth from here to a place of execution where he shall be hanged by the neck until he is dead. May God have mercy on your soul.

Crime - stealing the Mona Lisa

Punishment: being made to pose as the Mona Lisa.

Crime: queue jumping."

Punishment: Made to wait in line at the Post Office on pension day behind 50 pensioners.

Crime: Forging money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Punishment: Taken forth from here to a place of execution where he shall be hanged by the neck until he is dead. May God have mercy on your soul.

Crime - stealing the Mona Lisa

Punishment: being made to pose as the Mona Lisa.

Crime: queue jumping."

Punishment: a chat with elderly women at a residential home

Crime: Parking in disabled bays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Punishment: Taken forth from here to a place of execution where he shall be hanged by the neck until he is dead. May God have mercy on your soul.

Crime - stealing the Mona Lisa

Punishment: being made to pose as the Mona Lisa.

Crime: queue jumping.

Punishment: Made to wait in line at the Post Office on pension day behind 50 pensioners.

Crime: Forging money"

I believe cruel and unusual punishments are illegal...

Punishment: Being forced to hand out money to the poor.

Crime: Parking in disabled bays

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Crime: Parking in disabled bays"

Punishment: Jeremy Clarkson shouting into your ear for eternity. Thru a megaphone.

Crime: Lying (massively) on your Fab profile page.

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

Crime: Parking in disabled bays"

Punishment: have your legs sawn off and your eyes branded with a hot poker

Crime: eating chips on a bus

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Crime: Parking in disabled bays

Punishment: have your legs sawn off and your eyes branded with a hot poker

Crime: eating chips on a bus"

48 hours on the naughty stool

Losing keys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Crime: Parking in disabled bays

Punishment: have your legs sawn off and your eyes branded with a hot poker

Crime: eating chips on a bus

48 hours on the naughty stool

Losing keys "

Keyhole surgery on knee caps with no anesthesia! !

Crime: secretly being on fabswingers.com

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Crime: Parking in disabled bays

Punishment: have your legs sawn off and your eyes branded with a hot poker

Crime: eating chips on a bus

48 hours on the naughty stool

Losing keys "

Punishment: not getting into your house when it is raining.

Crime: cutting benefits for the poor and elderly whilst lowering inheritance tax for the rich:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crime: Parking in disabled bays

Punishment: have your legs sawn off and your eyes branded with a hot poker

Crime: eating chips on a bus

48 hours on the naughty stool

Losing keys

Punishment: not getting into your house when it is raining.

Crime: cutting benefits for the poor and elderly whilst lowering inheritance tax for the rich:"

Punishment: having to sit through a lecture by a self identified Marxist student who's never actually got round to reading Marx

Crime: fly tipping an old sofa

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Crime: fly tipping an old sofa"

Punishment: Painting shitty tagged walls with nice frescoes.

Crime: murder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Crime: Parking in disabled bays

Punishment: have your legs sawn off and your eyes branded with a hot poker

Crime: eating chips on a bus

48 hours on the naughty stool

Losing keys

Punishment: not getting into your house when it is raining.

Crime: cutting benefits for the poor and elderly whilst lowering inheritance tax for the rich:

Punishment: having to sit through a lecture by a self identified Marxist student who's never actually got round to reading Marx

Crime: fly tipping an old sofa"
punishment. ..having to carry it on your back all the way to the tip whilst sweeping the street of litter !

Crime: plunging the economy into dire straits by nefarious dealings and selfish greedy acts.

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