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By *ominantPerv85 OP   Man
over a year ago

Maidstone

You know when you are at the bank, and waiting in line, and then when a cashier becomes available, the automated woman/man says 'Plese go to cashier number X'.....

Well, I was in a supermarket the other day, getting a coffee. On the way out, I have to walk past the front kiosk where they have the tobacco, sweets, lottery etc. As I walked past, it was a womans voice, and she said 'Please go to position 4'

I couldn't help but chuckle to myself and everyone started to look at me. I don't think that they realised how perverse I was being in my mind. :D

Just thought I would share that all with you.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just checked my ref book for position 4

do they DO that in Tescos?

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By *ominantPerv85 OP   Man
over a year ago

Maidstone

depends on what book you got

I was really tempted to act out a position, but seeing as it is my local, and get coffee from there, I didn't fancy getting banned lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"i just checked my ref book for position 4

do they DO that in Tescos?"

not only do they do it,you can get it with your club points.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

In my local Asda the message they put out over the tannoy when they want more staff on the tills is...."Would all checkout trained staff please attend passion for service"

I think they should ask....."Would all women swingers please attend passion for cock"

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By *ominantPerv85 OP   Man
over a year ago

Maidstone

lol, then the queue would double

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"lol, then the queue would double "
..with single men ogling the two ladies that actually did so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmmmmm Position 4. Otherwise known as the deep dish ..........nice if you are the right height for it ...

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By *ominantPerv85 OP   Man
over a year ago

Maidstone

Certainly one of my fav's

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