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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

What exactly is the correct response to the question "Does my bum look big in this?", when 'this' is an old Snow White dress designed for a 5-7 year old that she is struggling to get past her thighs?

Mr ddc

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer is 'no, the dress looks small'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The answer is 'no, the dress looks small' "

Or yes,men like a big ass

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You could say 'not from the front' .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes the next size up just looks more flattering".

Or failing that "yes dear".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The answer is 'no, the dress looks small' "

+1 on this one.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I was wondering whether "Well, technically it's not in it" was wise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No your arse is fantastic but the dress is a bit small, go over a smack it and lead her to the bedroom and ruin her, making her forget about the dress

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"What exactly is the correct response to the question "Does my bum look big in this?", when 'this' is an old Snow White dress designed for a 5-7 year old that she is struggling to get past her thighs?

Mr ddc"

Whether my ass looks big is not the main issue, can't get top part on at all!

But squeezing of my tits make them look bigger.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't half get yourself into some trouble

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"No your arse is fantastic but the dress is a bit small, go over a smack it and lead her to the bedroom and ruin her, making her forget about the dress "

Now we're talking!

Photo first though.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No your arse is fantastic but the dress is a bit small, go over a smack it and lead her to the bedroom and ruin her, making her forget about the dress "

Do that before she asks you the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What exactly is the correct response to the question "Does my bum look big in this?", when 'this' is an old Snow White dress designed for a 5-7 year old that she is struggling to get past her thighs?

Mr ddc

Whether my ass looks big is not the main issue, can't get top part on at all!

But squeezing of my tits make them look bigger.

Mrs DDC"

There's always a silver lining

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington


"What exactly is the correct response to the question "Does my bum look big in this?", when 'this' is an old Snow White dress designed for a 5-7 year old that she is struggling to get past her thighs?

Mr ddc"

Its the one time when sarcasm should be switched off…. too dangerous, and avoid answers like "Of course it does, it looks big in everything"…unless you have your running shoes on.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


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Mr ddc

Its the one time when sarcasm should be switched off…. too dangerous, and avoid answers like "Of course it does, it looks big in everything"…unless you have your running shoes on."

Running shoes? With my little legs?

Still, all's well that ends well.

{goes to find a tin-opener to help her out of it...}

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Well, it's certainly testing the stitching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like it's fitting in all of the right places to me

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"No your arse is fantastic but the dress is a bit small, go over a smack it and lead her to the bedroom and ruin her, making her forget about the dress

Now we're talking!

Photo first though.

Mrs DDC"

Great pics too! So many places I'd like to visit

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I did a stint selling wedding dresses between jobs years ago. The shop also sold 'mother of the bride' type dresses too.

A woman and hubby came in. She tried on several dresses and liked a particular one. He then said "but it makes your bum look big."

To which I replied, quite honestly and without any thought "That's only because it makes your waist look much smaller."

She bought that dress and 2 others

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