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Genitals - Does size/depth really matter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having read lots of spurious remarks on the forums about men with short willies and girls who like 'em BIG, I thought I'd ask the question: Does the size of a man's cock, or the depth of a woman's pussy really matter?

Let's take small willies: A man with a small cock can still satisfy one person - himself. Ok, it may feel like throwing a sausage up an alley but ultimately he'll cum, eventually, probably, ish. The unfortu.. .er... lass he's making love to might not enjoy it so much but that can't be helped can it, the guy has a small dick but why deny him his happiness.

A BIG cock, on the other hand - or both hands as the case may be MAY satisfy both partners but as I've found in the past.. hehehe.. joking... I'm hung like a hamster really... some guys say having a huge whanger is a pain in the fookin ass, to which I often reply, "shift it before you sit down then!"

Strangely, some girls have said the same thing, which made me do a quick Crocodile Dundee and check she didn't have a brooch and two earrings before proceeding any further!

Some girls have pussies deeper than the Channel Tunnel so I'm not suprised a guy need's a big cock to even attempt to satisfy her but, c'mon girls, let's be real about this, even King Kong would wince if he saw the size of some women, how the feck are we supposed to satisfy someone who's fanny has arc lights inside it so you can see where it ends? I half expect Charles Bronson to come out screaming like he does in The Great Escape: "I dig 37 tunnels, I dig no more! I have to get out!!"

Now we get to t'other end of the spectrum: Women who have the tightest little love tube imaginable.

Good for small cocks, even better for big cocks.

She can feel a small one comfortably and gets a noise abatement notice every time she has a big one.

So, does it really matter?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Having read lots of spurious remarks on the forums about men with short willies and girls who like 'em BIG, I thought I'd ask the question: Does the size of a man's cock, or the depth of a woman's pussy really matter?

Let's take small willies: A man with a small cock can still satisfy one person - himself. Ok, it may feel like throwing a sausage up an alley but ultimately he'll cum, eventually, probably, ish. The unfortu.. .er... lass he's making love to might not enjoy it so much but that can't be helped can it, the guy has a small dick but why deny him his happiness.

A BIG cock, on the other hand - or both hands as the case may be MAY satisfy both partners but as I've found in the past.. hehehe.. joking... I'm hung like a hamster really... some guys say having a huge whanger is a pain in the fookin ass, to which I often reply, "shift it before you sit down then!"

Strangely, some girls have said the same thing, which made me do a quick Crocodile Dundee and check she didn't have a brooch and two earrings before proceeding any further!

Some girls have pussies deeper than the Channel Tunnel so I'm not suprised a guy need's a big cock to even attempt to satisfy her but, c'mon girls, let's be real about this, even King Kong would wince if he saw the size of some women, how the feck are we supposed to satisfy someone who's fanny has arc lights inside it so you can see where it ends? I half expect Charles Bronson to come out screaming like he does in The Great Escape: "I dig 37 tunnels, I dig no more! I have to get out!!"

Now we get to t'other end of the spectrum: Women who have the tightest little love tube imaginable.

Good for small cocks, even better for big cocks.

She can feel a small one comfortably and gets a noise abatement notice every time she has a big one.

So, does it really matter? "

No no no no ...errrrrr yes ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not bout the sise its what you do with it that counts!!!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Throwing a sausage up an alley! I like the utopianism lol

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

And if its big you get "that aint going near my ass"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And if its big you get "that aint going near my ass""

Oh, you've been to one of Michael Barrymore's parties too then huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now depending on the size, i had mail off a guy with a 2" cock, ermmm hello wtf am i supposed to do with that ???

and also had mail off guys with 12" cocks, fekk that , just looking at it made my eyes water lol

i'd settle for 8" and a bloody good tongue....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am quite small, and tight but you will find that women like me, once aroused, can accommodate a large cock as happily as a smaller one. It's a bit like one of those wrench things that adjust to the size of the bolt lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah for me doesnt make a difference at all , i wouldnt say i got a small one ( and yes i do have it on me profile ) anyhoo like i said no dont think so , as far as women with channel tunnels go , doesnt bother me at all as long as i dont need to pay a toll to get in there im happy , besides there are lots of things you can do before sex , fingers, toungues ,lips breasts etc etc and god knows if your ever lucky enough to find that myth the clit then you can always try and rub it see if you get a wish !!!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"And if its big you get "that aint going near my ass"

Oh, you've been to one of Michael Barrymore's parties too then huh? "

Nope not been to Barrymores but heard he has a big pool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All i know is so far no ones complained to my face.. Mostly they seem satisfied and Mrs Notts has a preference for normal over and above 'huge'.

Tried huge/Hung/Vwe.. hated it! Avoids like a dose.....

Same here.. if a woman seems to like or has an absolute preference desire for VWE/VVWE/ Massive bigger the better.. I just think i'd be wasting my time lol.. so don't even mail.. and i'm far far from small..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well apart from the rumour that mine is like a channel tunnel. I tend to think mine fits accordingly to whatever goes in there. Never had any complaints and they always seem to want to come back for seconds. So big or small, it all makes me happy as long as the equipment is used right.

Now a debate on oral with large or small, now thats a whole new ball game...excuse the pun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am quite small, and tight but you will find that women like me, once aroused, can accommodate a large cock as happily as a smaller one. It's a bit like one of those wrench things that adjust to the size of the bolt lol! "

A bit like an oil filter wrench ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am quite small, and tight but you will find that women like me, once aroused, can accommodate a large cock as happily as a smaller one. It's a bit like one of those wrench things that adjust to the size of the bolt lol!

A bit like an oil filter wrench ?"
Sort of lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Went out with a guy once (well more than once but a while ago) who nicknamed Button Mushroom.

That in itself wasnt satisfying as such - but as he always proved - there is more than one tool in the box, and he knew exactly which ones to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but some women if over stimulated can get a bit.. shall we say, slack lol!

So i've been told

Always a cure... Next time you see them, just nail em first and then be nice after...

Kidding... just kidding!!

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