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So come sit on Santa Soapys knee and tell him what ya wants fa Christmas xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mind ya wiggle a lot as well lol xx

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

For a change, it would be nice to hear from someone who actually fits within our requirements

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

Either a 20 yr old nymphette to keep me happy into old age.

Or the body of a 30 yr old to replace this 50 yr old one I have worn out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For someone to contact us that wants Adam and not just Amy for a change would be kinda nice! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World peace, and clean drinking water for everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey Soapy...if I sat on ya knee you'd disappear up me crack!!!

Oooh, I'm being classy today!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey Soapy...if I sat on ya knee you'd disappear up me crack!!!

Oooh, I'm being classy today!!! "

Worth the risk i recons xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little stool for this little guy i know that would love to be able to play darts properly without having to throw 100's of darts just to get around the board because hes sooooo small.

Its sooo cute to watch him throwing the darts, with his little jump in a vain attempt to hit the 20.

kev

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A little stool for this little guy i know that would love to be able to play darts properly without having to throw 100's of darts just to get around the board because hes sooooo small.

Its sooo cute to watch him throwing the darts, with his little jump in a vain attempt to hit the 20.

kev "

Yeah well i did eventually and yes ya git me balls are still bruised and sore where ya kicked me in em last night pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont mind crushing ya knees but i never get what i want for xmas so just gonna sit and squish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Soapy,,, I think you’d make a astonishingly good Santa….although I have to confess I’ve had a few bad experienced with Santa’s in the past……

Once a long time ago, I was told Santa wouldn’t come if I wasn’t a good boy,,,,, well let me tell you… what a pack of rubbish that is,,,,, Hey,,, so there I was, just a innocent young fella, when them grown-up types grabbed me and carted me off to one of those garden centre type places with a Santa’s grotto spectacular going on….

We waited ages in the queue until it was my turn to sit on his knee…..... And let me tell you….. That was no cigar in his trouser pocket I could feel poking firmly in my behind,,,, and that damp patch left on the back of my pants was not caused by a bit of leaking wee due to my over-excitement at meeting o’l beardielocks…..

Nope sir…let me just say,,,,I’m sure O’l Pervy Santa came that year alright…. ……Oh yeah,, oh yeah,, oh yeah….ho ho ho…..

Mind it was tad embarrassing being taken to see Santa Claus at the age of 22

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont mind crushing ya knees but i never get what i want for xmas so just gonna sit and squish "

Sounds good ta me ya can squish all ya wants on my lap lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well Soapy,,, I think you’d make a astonishingly good Santa….although I have to confess I’ve had a few bad experienced with Santa’s in the past……

Once a long time ago, I was told Santa wouldn’t come if I wasn’t a good boy,,,,, well let me tell you… what a pack of rubbish that is,,,,, Hey,,, so there I was, just a innocent young fella, when them grown-up types grabbed me and carted me off to one of those garden centre type places with a Santa’s grotto spectacular going on….

We waited ages in the queue until it was my turn to sit on his knee…..... And let me tell you….. That was no cigar in his trouser pocket I could feel poking firmly in my behind,,,, and that damp patch left on the back of my pants was not caused by a bit of leaking wee due to my over-excitement at meeting o’l beardielocks…..

Nope sir…let me just say,,,,I’m sure O’l Pervy Santa came that year alright…. ……Oh yeah,, oh yeah,, oh yeah….ho ho ho…..

Mind it was tad embarrassing being taken to see Santa Claus at the age of 22

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Pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont mind crushing ya knees but i never get what i want for xmas so just gonna sit and squish

Sounds good ta me ya can squish all ya wants on my lap lol xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a nice girl to entertain Master for me.. one that isnt trying to think she can steal him, doesnt mind that I know, doesnt mind that I would want to watch on cam and falls into the what we want catergory.

I would also like some new boots, and a new long coat and some lipstick that stays put even when having lots of cum over it.

Oh and a new better webcam....

The other thing I would like is 20 or so guys to cover me in cum while I sit there all smiling... of course I would help them unload.. I would ideally want at least 3 at once emptying all over my face..

Oh am I being to greedy for Christmas..

Thing is I really do have everything a girl could wish for.. :D I am just picking things I know Master would love as well. :D

Katie.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

a new pair of red patent shoes

a nuns outfit

some OPI nail varnish

Clinique soap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a new pair of red patent shoes

a nuns outfit

some OPI nail varnish

Clinique soap

"

Told ya ya havin flip flops xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Cheese on toast please Santa!! x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"a new pair of red patent shoes

a nuns outfit

some OPI nail varnish

Clinique soap

Told ya ya havin flip flops xx "
Thats not bloody funny Soapy, il make sure you get the top lockers at chams now so ya cant reach!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheese on toast please Santa!! x"

Comin up sexy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a new pair of red patent shoes

a nuns outfit

some OPI nail varnish

Clinique soap

Told ya ya havin flip flops xx Thats not bloody funny Soapy, il make sure you get the top lockers at chams now so ya cant reach!"

I always gets the top friggin lockers at clubs anyway it really is anoyin lol xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"a new pair of red patent shoes

a nuns outfit

some OPI nail varnish

Clinique soap

Told ya ya havin flip flops xx Thats not bloody funny Soapy, il make sure you get the top lockers at chams now so ya cant reach!

I always gets the top friggin lockers at clubs anyway it really is anoyin lol xx "
I know lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Cheese on toast please Santa!! x

Comin up sexy xx "

mmmm, are ye? mind and phone for dinner first then xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheese on toast please Santa!! x

Comin up sexy xx

mmmm, are ye? mind and phone for dinner first then xx"

Will do Mmmm xx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

santa,get yer hand off my ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a 40 something businessman who loves BBWS and regularly stays in nice hotels round Leeds... Oh hold on, there's one... any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a guy that doesn't hassle you for a meet, nearer to his home town than mine, then not turn up and when you call him he isn't still in bed with a hangover, having "forgotten", then hassles you by text all day for another chance...... please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring our boys home from all the silly wars we are fighting.

If I can't have that, can I have two take that tickets, so my 8 year old daughter will love her daddy more than she does now xx

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