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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So this is possibly the most embarrassing situation I've been in and that includes once walking across the dorm hallway bollock naked from the shower to grab the towel I forgot just as someone's family came to visit...)

Been to the gym and am in the changing rooms just had a shower so in my towel and a dad is in there with his about 5 year old daughter so it's awkward enough as it is. Trying to keep my back to them etc but drop the towel to put on my boxers and the kid must have been looking in the mirror cue hearing behind me... "daddy why is his thingy bigger than yours"...

Pulled my boxers up and pretty much ran to the toilet cubicle and hid in there till they left _

Children should not be in the oposite sex changing room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh,I feel your embarrassment

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Ah, God bless my gym and it's individual cubicles

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Ooopppsss it is allowed until about age 8 I think. Our leisure centre is communal but all cubicles including plenty of family sized ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So this is possibly the most embarrassing situation I've been in and that includes once walking across the dorm hallway bollock naked from the shower to grab the towel I forgot just as someone's family came to visit...)

Been to the gym and am in the changing rooms just had a shower so in my towel and a dad is in there with his about 5 year old daughter so it's awkward enough as it is. Trying to keep my back to them etc but drop the towel to put on my boxers and the kid must have been looking in the mirror cue hearing behind me... "daddy why is his thingy bigger than yours"...

Pulled my boxers up and pretty much ran to the toilet cubicle and hid in there till they left _

Children should not be in the oposite sex changing room

"

It could have been worse........ she could have asked why yours was smaller

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooopppsss it is allowed until about age 8 I think. Our leisure centre is communal but all cubicles including plenty of family sized ones. "

Up to Age 7 in our gym.

It's only an open changing room though with not much room and sodding mirrors everywhere lol.

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By *iss pickleWoman
over a year ago

luton

And your that mortified, you thought you would share so that we all know your is bigger!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So this is possibly the most embarrassing situation I've been in and that includes once walking across the dorm hallway bollock naked from the shower to grab the towel I forgot just as someone's family came to visit...)

Been to the gym and am in the changing rooms just had a shower so in my towel and a dad is in there with his about 5 year old daughter so it's awkward enough as it is. Trying to keep my back to them etc but drop the towel to put on my boxers and the kid must have been looking in the mirror cue hearing behind me... "daddy why is his thingy bigger than yours"...

Pulled my boxers up and pretty much ran to the toilet cubicle and hid in there till they left _

Children should not be in the oposite sex changing room

It could have been worse........ she could have asked why yours was smaller "

True lol I think my response would still be the same.

Running and hiding is always the best solution when it comes to kids lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaa!!

Sorry but that's hilarious. Can you imagine how her Dad felt?

To be honest, I find it slightly worrying when women bring their kids into my changing room but whats the alternative? Next time change in the toilets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And your that mortified, you thought you would share so that we all know your is bigger!!! Lol "

Hey its soft he could well be bigger than me hard. I'm going to assume no parent shows their hard ons to their children.

It was just one of those oh god nothing good can come of this situations run away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her dad would have felt worse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humble brag.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Bless you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe not so humble, actually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Humble brag. "

Nah bragging would be saying I pulled the girl who's family was visiting her in the dorms

But I didn't

In fact pretty sure she never spoke to me ever again

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Calm down, it's only a penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why was it out long enough for her to compare? call me a cynic but I ain't buying it. too much.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaa!!

Sorry but that's hilarious. Can you imagine how her Dad felt?

To be honest, I find it slightly worrying when women bring their kids into my changing room but whats the alternative? Next time change in the toilets."

Hiding nudity from children only teaches them that bodies are to be hidden away and embarassing.

Being naked around children is a perfectly sensible thing as it shows that nakedness is not always a sexual thing and that their bodies are not something that they ought to be ashamed of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be embarrassed mate, think of her poor dad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaa!!

Sorry but that's hilarious. Can you imagine how her Dad felt?

To be honest, I find it slightly worrying when women bring their kids into my changing room but whats the alternative? Next time change in the toilets.

Hiding nudity from children only teaches them that bodies are to be hidden away and embarassing.

Being naked around children is a perfectly sensible thing as it shows that nakedness is not always a sexual thing and that their bodies are not something that they ought to be ashamed of."

Yeah but being a man naked around unknown children these days given the whole peadogedden style take people have is just asking for trouble.

Also I don't like it when kids point at my scars or loudly ask their parents about them cause then the parents look at you as if you're some kind of mental monster .

Definitely need a family changing room or something in most places.

Or like the swimming baths with cubicles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh,I feel your embarrassment "

I feel the dads embarrassment!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't be embarrassed mate, think of her poor dad!"

I honestly think it would have been less awkward the other way around, didn't get a chance to see the dad's reaction I was out of there so fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are kids in gyms anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can imagine the dad saying it's not the size that counts love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are kids in gyms anyway? "

Kids swim time in the pool I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to take my son in the women's toilets whilst I took his brother into the gents, he's autistic and doesn't understand that you can't go in there at 13, it did run in there once as we approached the disabled toilet, the women were great and really understanding and helpful , but my face was all beetroot. I'm on my guard now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you're proud of your "thingy" though aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a look at me post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome to my world

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"So this is possibly the most embarrassing situation I've been in and that includes once walking across the dorm hallway bollock naked from the shower to grab the towel I forgot just as someone's family came to visit...)

Been to the gym and am in the changing rooms just had a shower so in my towel and a dad is in there with his about 5 year old daughter so it's awkward enough as it is. Trying to keep my back to them etc but drop the towel to put on my boxers and the kid must have been looking in the mirror cue hearing behind me... "daddy why is his thingy bigger than yours"...

Pulled my boxers up and pretty much ran to the toilet cubicle and hid in there till they left _

Children should not be in the oposite sex changing room

"

Hmmm thingy could be anything though , and she was behind , so you may have a bigger bum?A Bigger mole on your bum ? Perhaps you both have haemorrhoids. And your bunch of anal grapes are bigger ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So this is possibly the most embarrassing situation I've been in and that includes once walking across the dorm hallway bollock naked from the shower to grab the towel I forgot just as someone's family came to visit...)

Been to the gym and am in the changing rooms just had a shower so in my towel and a dad is in there with his about 5 year old daughter so it's awkward enough as it is. Trying to keep my back to them etc but drop the towel to put on my boxers and the kid must have been looking in the mirror cue hearing behind me... "daddy why is his thingy bigger than yours"...

Pulled my boxers up and pretty much ran to the toilet cubicle and hid in there till they left _

Children should not be in the oposite sex changing room

Hmmm thingy could be anything though , and she was behind , so you may have a bigger bum?A Bigger mole on your bum ? Perhaps you both have haemorrhoids. And your bunch of anal grapes are bigger ?

"

Very possible I must make an appointment to get the bum grapes delt with

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"Why are kids in gyms anyway? "

Often the case of different sports sharing the same changing rooms

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaa!!

Sorry but that's hilarious. Can you imagine how her Dad felt?

To be honest, I find it slightly worrying when women bring their kids into my changing room but whats the alternative? Next time change in the toilets.

Hiding nudity from children only teaches them that bodies are to be hidden away and embarassing.

Being naked around children is a perfectly sensible thing as it shows that nakedness is not always a sexual thing and that their bodies are not something that they ought to be ashamed of.

Yeah but being a man naked around unknown children these days given the whole peadogedden style take people have is just asking for trouble.

Also I don't like it when kids point at my scars or loudly ask their parents about them cause then the parents look at you as if you're some kind of mental monster .

Definitely need a family changing room or something in most places.

Or like the swimming baths with cubicles."

If their parents take them into public changing rooms then they know what is likely to happen.

Don't go projecting your own fears and paranoia onto others and all will be well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you have a 5 year old child in a gym changing room? I'm assuming because a man takes a female child into the changing room there was noone else to loom after her so what did he do with her while he was working out

Makes no sence at all to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a look at me post? "
sounds like it lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would you have a 5 year old child in a gym changing room? I'm assuming because a man takes a female child into the changing room there was noone else to loom after her so what did he do with her while he was working out

Makes no sence at all to me "

I think they had been swimming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would you have a 5 year old child in a gym changing room? I'm assuming because a man takes a female child into the changing room there was noone else to loom after her so what did he do with her while he was working out

Makes no sence at all to me "

They were there for the swimming pool

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