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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lets all have a laugh post the best joke you know or funny story's.

We all like a good laugh so come on guys.

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

why do women give birth ? cos it hurts and they deserve it .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where's all the funny story's to ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do women give birth ? cos it hurts and they deserve it ."

I know, some people really think this. Fuck that, am glad someone invented pain killers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you remember all those mad " what do you call a man..." jokes?

What do you called a man with a car on his head?

Jack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geezer walks into a bar

23 stitches

Bloke holding the bar

6 months

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you remember all those mad " what do you call a man..." jokes?

What do you called a man with a car on his head?

Jack! "
iv never heard that one before lol

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

A young lad knocked on the door last night and said "Trick or Treat?"

I said "What have you come as?"

He said "A werewolf."

I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes"

He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Do you remember all those mad " what do you call a man..." jokes?

What do you called a man with a car on his head?

Jack! "

I saw a chap do some of those at a gong show - he died horribly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you remember all those mad " what do you call a man..." jokes?

What do you called a man with a car on his head?

Jack!

I saw a chap do some of those at a gong show - he died horribly. "

They're old now, about 30 years ago, there was a long spate of them. A barmaid who juggles pints of bitter, Beatrix.

A woman who farts in church - Abbigail. etc etc.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man standing between 2 hairdressers

Ali barber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man standing between 2 hairdressers

Ali barber"

I remember that one, a bloke who's been dead for 500 years - Pete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked out of a club with a girl last night.

She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my cock and said, "Yours or mine?"

I said, "That's mine."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite

My girlfriend was incorrectly diagnosed with tourettes...

...Turns out I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off.

Saved myself money and got a bag for life....

...Or mrs j as i call her.

Why did princess di cross the road?......... No seatbelt

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