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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love hearing "fuck", especially when the person has a really posh accent..

So come on, you bunch of cockwombles, whats yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fucks sake sorry about the title typo and no im not drinking...yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is fuck too, because it is so versatile.

Mrs x

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I like fuckity fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunty fuck cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I get up in the morning and whack my shin or big toe on a piece of furniture after a bad night, Bollocks!!!! seems to suffice quite nicely.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I use the word shit a lot because if I then suddenly realise I'm in the presence of children I can cover it by going sssss-u-gar

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I like arsebucket, or bugger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I get up in the morning and whack my shin or big toe on a piece of furniture after a bad night, Bollocks!!!! seems to suffice quite nicely.

sometimes its just so therapeutic dont you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been through phases, for a while bastard was a favourite & bastardising things was breaking them or mashing then up. More recently it's been balls or testicles either said in annoyance or anger can help alleviate strong emotions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twunt or cockwomble when I have to deal with a numpty, which is often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckwit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I get up in the morning and whack my shin or big toe on a piece of furniture after a bad night, Bollocks!!!! seems to suffice quite nicely.

sometimes its just so therapeutic dont you think?"

Sometimes it would be nice to have a new one, for when it doesn't quite do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like arsebucket, or bugger. "
Loving Arsebucket, im so going to steal this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like saying 'fuck wanky bollocks'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use the word shit a lot because if I then suddenly realise I'm in the presence of children I can cover it by going sssss-u-gar "

We were watching the goonies the other week i spilt my hot coffee and said shit. I told the eldest i said ship all the way through. when we got to the end of the film and she saw the pirate ship she believed me haha. I then told her i did swear after all

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nincompoop. It's great bellowing it at people as I ride past on my magic carpet. However, I did nearly get wiped out by a tree branch, because I was distracted when doing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twunt or cockwomble when I have to deal with a numpty, which is often

Cockwomble is funny, someone called me that once ( or twice ), and no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't take offence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I get up in the morning and whack my shin or big toe on a piece of furniture after a bad night, Bollocks!!!! seems to suffice quite nicely.

sometimes its just so therapeutic dont you think?

Sometimes it would be nice to have a new one, for when it doesn't quite do.

Cockwomble is my new one i stole from someone on the forums

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Twat love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a toss up between fuck and cunt.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat just because it makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a toss up between fuck and cunt....."
how about fucking cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuckwit!

Another of my faves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I get up in the morning and whack my shin or big toe on a piece of furniture after a bad night, Bollocks!!!! seems to suffice quite nicely.

sometimes its just so therapeutic dont you think?

Sometimes it would be nice to have a new one, for when it doesn't quite do.

Cockwomble is my new one i stole from someone on the forums

We typed that at the same time, it is a cracker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was cunt, but now it's slag. Not in a derogatory towards women kinda way (at all) but in a 70'a rolling over a car bonnet professionals kinda way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a toss up between fuck and cunt.....how about fucking cunt

More of a pastime than swearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love hearing "fuck", especially when the person has a really posh accent..

So come on, you bunch of cockwombles, whats yours?

Oh yes, I love 'fuck' said in a posh accent like Hugh Grant

I seem to use 'fuckwit' a lot lately

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I knew this lady, I suspect she really was one, landed gentry and all - cultured and well spoken 'posh' accent etc. She spoke real filth. It was fascinating and mesmerising. I loved it.

I was only about 20 and nothing happened but she said it.

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By *aydee65Man
over a year ago

Near Merthyr

You can't beat a good 'Twat' although 'Bell-end' comes a very close second...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a toss up between fuck and cunt.....how about fucking cunt

More of a pastime than swearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to hate cunt but recently it's a good fucking word, gets a lot of your chest in one word!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat is my goto word. Cunt is reserved for .....well.....cunts or the bedroom and fuck and fucking are used as punctuation

However I can turn my potty mouth off and leave it on standby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucktard or thunder-cunt depending on the stupidity of the agressor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twat is my goto word. Cunt is reserved for .....well.....cunts or the bedroom and fuck and fucking are used as punctuation

However I can turn my potty mouth off and leave it on standby

Its impolite to say anything other than fuck in the bedroom

of course accompanying adjectives are exempt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunderland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunderland

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that's just vile , you should be ashamed of yourselves for using such language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used to hate cunt but recently it's a good fucking word, gets a lot of your chest in one word!!"

definitely agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

It's soo wrong saying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody blinking flip!!!

And that's jolly swearing for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody blinking flip!!!

And that's jolly swearing for you.

Id love to hear you say something really dirty taff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOLLOCKS!!!

Ha! Love it x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit fuck cunt and arseholes. Usually said quickly and when I am displaying my disgust or dismay at something

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

Dipshit!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Fuckwit or fucktard

Or c87t or retard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody blinking flip!!!

And that's jolly swearing for you.

Id love to hear you say something really dirty taff

Big elephants poo !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody blinking flip!!!

And that's jolly swearing for you.

Id love to hear you say something really dirty taff

Big elephants poo !!!

Pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody blinking flip!!!

And that's jolly swearing for you.

Id love to hear you say something really dirty taff

Big elephants poo !!!

Pussy!

Ok you asked for it stand back!!!

Bum poo wee willies and ladies front bottoms !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody blinking flip!!!

And that's jolly swearing for you.

Id love to hear you say something really dirty taff

Big elephants poo !!!

Pussy!

Ok you asked for it stand back!!!

Bum poo wee willies and ladies front bottoms !!!!!!

Cock, cunt

, fuck wanker bollocks!! Toss-pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody blinking flip!!!

And that's jolly swearing for you.

Id love to hear you say something really dirty taff

Big elephants poo !!!

Pussy!

Ok you asked for it stand back!!!

Bum poo wee willies and ladies front bottoms !!!!!!

Cock, cunt

, fuck wanker bollocks!! Toss-pot

Bloomers , ploppy pants , ear wax and nose bogies

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

I like the hybrid...twunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody blinking flip!!!

And that's jolly swearing for you.

Id love to hear you say something really dirty taff

Big elephants poo !!!

Pussy!

Ok you asked for it stand back!!!

Bum poo wee willies and ladies front bottoms !!!!!!

Cock, cunt

, fuck wanker bollocks!! Toss-pot

Bloomers , ploppy pants , ear wax and nose bogies

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is there any other sort of bogies, mr ploppy pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody blinking flip!!!

And that's jolly swearing for you.

Id love to hear you say something really dirty taff

Big elephants poo !!!

Pussy!

Ok you asked for it stand back!!!

Bum poo wee willies and ladies front bottoms !!!!!!

Cock, cunt

, fuck wanker bollocks!! Toss-pot

Bloomers , ploppy pants , ear wax and nose bogies

is there any other sort of bogies, mr ploppy pants?

I dont know I will consult the Pooch

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Bugger and bollicks

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Bunty collucks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse is good too, I love a good arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PISSWANK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucksake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucksake!"

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunderland

that's just vile , you should be ashamed of yourselves for using such language

Lol one apologies if I offended anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motherfucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McCunty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slut bucket

Whore Bitch

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

Cunt as it get ur point across like no other word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love hearing "fuck", especially when the person has a really posh accent..

So come on, you bunch of cockwombles, whats yours?

Think I said fuck and cock last night!

(not in an angry way though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucktard!

I call my brother this often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belgium.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck tard is a good one or what the fuck is used commonly in work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twat is my goto word. Cunt is reserved for .....well.....cunts or the bedroom and fuck and fucking are used as punctuation

However I can turn my potty mouth off and leave it on standby

Its impolite to say anything other than fuck in the bedroom

of course accompanying adjectives are exempt

That would probably be fuck, fuck, fuck, Faaaaaack, Faaaaaaaack, Faaaaaaack, Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Then

with plenty of fucking hells earlier

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By *R and BlondieCouple
over a year ago

Bebington, wirral

"Cunt

It's soo wrong saying it "

This is the only swear word that seems to have any effect nowadays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucksake!

What? "

Me swear word. It's fucksake!! If kids are around its for crying out loud!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am also a fan of fuck fuck fuckity fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twaaaaat

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt"
standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dagnabbit

seriously though cocksocket is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not overly keen on the word, and don't use it often, however, sometimes when someone goes above and beyond the norm to piss you off.....sometimes the only word for said individual is.....(said with passion and feeling and a strong Jock accent) CUUUUNT!

Only to be used in the case of emergency though ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock smokin' twassock comes to mind.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ballbags!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I get up in the morning and whack my shin or big toe on a piece of furniture after a bad night, Bollocks!!!! seems to suffice quite nicely.

sometimes its just so therapeutic dont you think?

Sometimes it would be nice to have a new one, for when it doesn't quite do.

Cockwomble is my new one i stole from someone on the forums

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this is my common phrase I say it far to much lol think I have mentioned it in a few forum posts lol

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

My wife always seems to enjoy it when I scream Cockhead at rubbish drivers, it seems to be generally restricted to in car use though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking fuckety fuck from fucksville!

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Fuck-a-doodle-do

Fuck you very much

And FECK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BOLLOCKS!!!

Ha! Love it x x"

Richard Branson's Virgin once proved in court that the word bollocks isn't rude or profane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At The minute it's a toss up between cucket bunt or twunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Use the word "yogurt" or "thick as shit" towards thick people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have many, many favourites but i think the one i use most is fuck

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By *oamshrimps-BobMan
over a year ago

Peterborough Hotel

Clunge or minge - both make me smile everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does anyone else have different words for different things mostly it's fuck, but oh bollox for forgetting something, then ramps all the way up to fucking cunt for toe stubbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat and pissflaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckwit!

Oi nicked my word

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