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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

why is it that the genui9ne men get a hard time!!bin on this site for a few months now and had my first meet few weeks ago!and since then nothing!i send nice messages!and no tacky cock pics lol!so where am i going wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG.... a dry spell!

You have had one more than some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

this is true lol!but is one ever enought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zzzzzz someone wake me up when its all over.

Member for 5 weeks and you have had a meet, thats a succesful male round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go to clubs..

go to socials...

go in the chat room...

chat in the forums...

expand your profile to more than 2 lines

there are hundreds and hundreds of US single guys...

STAND OUT..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i suppose your right may be i should count my blessing that i have had a meet!and it was fun lol!q an a session over pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but i havent tore you to shreds yet!!!! come back.......ffs

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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Zzzzzz someone wake me up when its all over.

Member for 5 weeks and you have had a meet, thats a succesful male round here

please be gentle for they know not what they do ...

well as has been said mate you are doing ok ...but a great thing has happened as you have posted on the forum ...you are now in the Real men Gang and can come on and join the banter and get to know people ....Also try coming to the various socials ..

one on the 11th july at chams and one on 30th august ..The pussy posse Beach party where all the Bitc.......errrr lovely ladies who frequent the forums will meat ...show you there strapons in a manner akin to a small person at xmas with a new bike....etc etc etc

well done you have taken the first steps to finding the heart of this site ....

keep posting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

aww well if ya wanna rip me to shreds give it ya best shot lol!sounds like fun haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"aww well if ya wanna rip me to shreds give it ya best shot lol!sounds like fun haha

yep he is definitely a prime candidate for the joining the doris's

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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"aww well if ya wanna rip me to shreds give it ya best shot lol!sounds like fun haha

He has spiwit...i like the cut of ya gib my friend ....welcome and kick ass ....but remember ...words can hurt and its only fun ...

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"aww well if ya wanna rip me to shreds give it ya best shot lol!sounds like fun haha

yep he is definitely a prime candidate for the joining the doris's"

The doris's do not exist they are a figment of your imagination ...you must be refering to that fine body ..OF REAL MEN who frequent the forums ...and joust and banter with that ...pusse posse ..group of Ladees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like you, I have only been on the scene for about a month but have met 4 cpls now (1 from elsewhere), all of whom have been really great. I will be looking to see all of them again and count them as friends.

As long as you are being honest, the meets will come, the site really does work..!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"go to clubs..

go to socials...

go in the chat room...

chat in the forums...

expand your profile to more than 2 lines

there are hundreds and hundreds of US single guys...

STAND OUT..........

great advice there ... look forward to seeing you around the place with the other dorises

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the dorises is that what you call the men who dont cave in to your banter pmsl

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"go to clubs..

go to socials...

go in the chat room...

chat in the forums...

expand your profile to more than 2 lines

there are hundreds and hundreds of US single guys...

STAND OUT..........

great advice there ... look forward to seeing you around the place with the other dorises

grrrrr @ doris ....thats a a smacked bum for you ....!!!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"go to clubs..

go to socials...

go in the chat room...

chat in the forums...

expand your profile to more than 2 lines

there are hundreds and hundreds of US single guys...

STAND OUT..........

great advice there ... look forward to seeing you around the place with the other dorises

grrrrr @ doris ....thats a a smacked bum for you ....!!!

mission accomplished

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

smacked bum wot for pmsl!go easy my first time in here an i dont know woyt a doris is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smacked bum wot for pmsl!go easy my first time in here an i dont know woyt a doris is lol"

go easy???? what is this strange phrase?

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

i must be getting some one elses share

been on here 6 mths and not had a meet free weekend yet

last week had two in one day

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"smacked bum wot for pmsl!go easy my first time in here an i dont know woyt a doris is lol"

dont panic John,, think the smacked bum was coming my way for using the Doris word lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smacked bum wot for pmsl!go easy my first time in here an i dont know woyt a doris is lol

dont panic John,, think the smacked bum was coming my way for using the Doris word lol "

we dont spank, we just bend you over and ass rape you!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"smacked bum wot for pmsl!go easy my first time in here an i dont know woyt a doris is lol"

listen the women have formed a ....sigh .,...collective and trust me none of em look like 7 of 9 ,,,they pretend to be men and are always threatening to bend a man over and fuck him with a strapon ....when we pointed this out to them and took the piss ...the only defence they had was to call us REAL MEN doris's as we kept calling em all Daves ...lame yeah i know ...but it keeps em out of trouble long enough for there medication to be administered ....

go to the pussy posse pah part 8 thread and you will see the battle in full flow ...

welcome aboard me shipmate and get stuck in .....oooooerrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" i must be getting some one elses share

been on here 6 mths and not had a meet free weekend yet

last week had two in one day "

you are defo a girl

lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

" i must be getting some one elses share

been on here 6 mths and not had a meet free weekend yet

last week had two in one day

you are defo a girl

lol"

think we have an intruder on our side and it is a fem at the keyboard ...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

me a intruder lol never!definatly all man!as you will find out in time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yawwwwn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

awww tired hun lol!grab a pillow and doze we dont mind:P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"awww tired hun lol!grab a pillow and doze we dont mind:P"

if i grab a pillow it will be for you to chew on.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"yawwwwn"

no thats the impression she does of a hippo ...she is very good honestly ..pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yawwwwn

no thats the impression she does of a hippo ...she is very good honestly ..pmsl "

but not quite as good as my enola gay impression eh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

now ya could of said to choke on lol!sounds better than chew!only problem is im alergic to feathers pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"now ya could of said to choke on lol!sounds better than chew!only problem is im alergic to feathers pmsl

its ok your not getting anywhere near my feathers! lol

chew first, choke when its all in.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

You may be genuine... but you haven't really made much of an effort on your profile...

think of your profile as your shop window! give people a reason to say "yes I have to meet that person"

if all the effort you have made on your profile is 30 words (yes... i counted them) then I'd feel lucky if I was you that you managed to get a meet in the 5 weeks you have been here....

Like others have said... go to clubs... go to socials... go to munches... get yourself known (and no, a whinge isn't really the best way to do that!)

the site gives you all the tools you need... if you decide not to use them to your best advantage then the blame falls squarely at the foot of just one person...

okay... imagine you are a couple or a single looking thru the thousands of profiles out there...Hand of heart would you really answer yours?

really?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok..........who let a sensible one in here?

c'mon fess up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nah its you that would choke sorry gagpmsl !and i wouldnt need a strappon pmsl

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

" i must be getting some one elses share

been on here 6 mths and not had a meet free weekend yet

last week had two in one day

you are defo a girl

lol

think we have an intruder on our side and it is a fem at the keyboard ...lol"

definatly not a fem at the keyboard

just one lucky fella,

who would like to thank the person who told me about this site

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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"yawwwwn

no thats the impression she does of a hippo ...she is very good honestly ..pmsl

but not quite as good as my enola gay impression eh!"

nahh the reviews said it bombed hun ...good head swinging impressions tho ...and like a horse commiting suicide up the side of the stable too ..but ,....life is cruel like that ...the lord giveth and he taketh away ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nah its you that would choke sorry gagpmsl !and i wouldnt need a strappon pmsl"

funny you should mention gag. I normally like to hear the screams, but Im in a good mood.

Sooooo would you prefer to wear the bit or ball????

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"ok..........who let a sensible one in here?

c'mon fess up!"

sorry..... I'll go... it was one too many "waaaaaaaaah"... for me... I'll go back to the saftey of just perving profiles...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yawwwwn

no thats the impression she does of a hippo ...she is very good honestly ..pmsl

but not quite as good as my enola gay impression eh!

Now that IS funny.......pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol theres only one of us that would b werin the balls lol!and that would b you on ya chin:P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol theres only one of us that would b werin the balls lol!and that would b you on ya chin:P"

remind me to return the favour cupcake

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"yawwwwn

no thats the impression she does of a hippo ...she is very good honestly ..pmsl

but not quite as good as my enola gay impression eh!

Now that IS funny.......pmsl"

Squeeky ....teeth marks on the knuckles rather than make a noise ...pmsl ...now that is funny lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

plastic balls in my mouth hmmmm pass thanks!!only thing that goes near there are lips lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"plastic balls in my mouth hmmmm pass thanks!!only thing that goes near there are lips lol"

Oh contraire..did one even mention plastic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well you definatly got a set of balls lol!find that admarable in a women !fiestys good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well you definatly got a set of balls lol!find that admarable in a women !fiestys good

Ive a few sets...i keep them in pickling jars on the mantlepiece.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well remind me not to come to yours for dinner!may mistake them for pickled eggs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well remind me not to come to yours for dinner!may mistake them for pickled eggs lol"

could be worse, could feed you your own!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

now y would you feed me my own when they can b put to much better use lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"now y would you feed me my own when they can b put to much better use lol"

in whose opinion?

they just hang around doing nothing spectacular!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well you must b meeting the wrong kind of guy then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"now y would you feed me my own when they can b put to much better use lol

in whose opinion?

they just hang around doing nothing spectacular!"

Reminds me of the joke:

What does The Pope and a Christmas Tree have in common?

They both have balls for decoration only!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

pmsl good joke lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well you must b meeting the wrong kind of guy then lol"

I suppose yours do tricks?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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"well you must b meeting the wrong kind of guy then lol

I suppose yours do tricks?"

mine wobble and contract and expand according to how warm it is ...and if its warm i can do tricks with them ....your breasts dont do that do they ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and if they get cold we can paint em brown and discuies them as wall nuts!!!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

You need to re-write your profile and add some depth to it. People are going to look and if they like they will message you or reply. Just be genuine and honest and tell people a little about your self. Be open, friendly and you will get more response

I have been on here nearly 4 weeks now and have had seven meets and im not Brad Pitt but im honest with people and I hope my profile reflects that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been on here nearly 4 weeks now and have had seven meets and im not Brad Pitt but im honest with people and I hope my profile reflects that.

er... almost 2 meets per week!

You either don't have a job, don't have any mates or don't have any kids

Even as a swingle I didn't get 7 in 4 weeks! ffs, man, are you hung like a baboon? lol

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