FabSwingers.com forum: cock snot up the fart pipe

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive just been admonished for using this phrase

*texting from the naughty step*

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Ive just been admonished for using this phrase

*texting from the naughty step*

Ohh I'm telling. You shouldn't be texting from the naughty step...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Your such a delight ben

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Dare I ask in exactly what context?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg that's hysterical, never heard that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved this comment the first time I heard it makes me belly laugh. We shouldn't be talking to him on the naughty step x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That WAs a good thread in its day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's astounding what some people take offence to on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt wrong with ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me giggle, stay you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just been admonished for using this phrase

*texting from the naughty step*

Love it lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Who told you off and did they spank you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Was it your fart pipe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who told you off and did they spank you"

It was Minxx. No spanking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was it your fart pipe?

Not this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Second only to shed gangbang thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would turn me off even the best looking man in the world, what a horrible phrase....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That would turn me off even the best looking man in the world, what a horrible phrase...."

As I am only the second best looking man in the world, do I get to smash ya back doors in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would turn me off even the best looking man in the world, what a horrible phrase....

As I am only the second best looking man in the world, do I get to smash ya back doors in?

You really have a way with words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That would turn me off even the best looking man in the world, what a horrible phrase....

As I am only the second best looking man in the world, do I get to smash ya back doors in?

You really have a way with words

Yup. Oral expert

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

What does it mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does it mean?"

Oh you're so innocent Stevie

Want a demo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does it mean?

Oh you're so innocent Stevie

Want a demo

He knows what it means. He's been begging me to do it to him for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does it mean?

Oh you're so innocent Stevie

Want a demo

He knows what it means. He's been begging me to do it to him for ages.

He must be getting forgetful in his old age then

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What does it mean?

Oh you're so innocent Stevie

Want a demo

He knows what it means. He's been begging me to do it to him for ages.

Can I watch, please? Just so that I know what it means.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Ive just been admonished for using this phrase

*texting from the naughty step*

Does it shoot back out when you sneeze?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What does it mean?

Oh you're so innocent Stevie

Want a demo

He knows what it means. He's been begging me to do it to him for ages.

In your dreams, matey-boi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Second only to shed gangbang thread. "

I see your shed and I raise you sweetcorn under foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock snot up the fart pipe, no harm done.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Second only to shed gangbang thread.

I see your shed and I raise you sweetcorn under foreskin

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I'll raise you a lost buttplug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Second only to shed gangbang thread.

I see your shed and I raise you sweetcorn under foreskin

I'll raise you a lost buttplug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't have been for that.....did you ask her if you could tongue punch her shit box?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Second only to shed gangbang thread.

I see your shed and I raise you sweetcorn under foreskin

I'll raise you a lost buttplug

Anel. Legendary thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just been admonished for using this phrase

*texting from the naughty step*

Who actually used that phrase originally?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just been admonished for using this phrase

*texting from the naughty step*

Who actually used that phrase originally? "

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/265775

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's all I'll be getting until contraception is organized

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That's all I'll be getting until contraception is organized

It has been known for women to get pregnant with anal. The little swimmers are determined and there is a handy little path for them to follow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think will go down as the alltime phrase for making me snortingly laugh and cry

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Ive just been admonished for using this phrase

*texting from the naughty step*

Nobel prize for poetic phrase

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Can't have been for that.....did you ask her if you could tongue punch her shit box?

Beat me to it..

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Mates mum behind morrisons anyone?

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's all I'll be getting until contraception is organized

It has been known for women to get pregnant with anal. The little swimmers are determined and there is a handy little path for them to follow.

Seriously???

Christ...gonna have to sew it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"think will go down as the alltime phrase for making me snortingly laugh and cry

and me ! My all time favourite thread. I burst out laughing just thinking about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't have been for that.....did you ask her if you could tongue punch her shit box?

Beat me to it.. "

:p :p :p

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Mates mum behind morrisons anyone?

C..."

What about the sister in law upstairs (or was it the mother in law)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right up the council gritter.....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Mates mum behind morrisons anyone?

C...

What about the sister in law upstairs (or was it the mother in law)?"

Wasn't it the girlfriend's mum in the kitchen who might wonder why he was taking so long in the bathroom?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Mates mum behind morrisons anyone?

C...

What about the sister in law upstairs (or was it the mother in law)?

Wasn't it the girlfriend's mum in the kitchen who might wonder why he was taking so long in the bathroom?"

There was that one too.

Then there are all the "how do I get my wife/girlfriend into swinging?" and their attempts at different strategies.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

All juvenile phrases have their place. Just not in any conversation i'd value.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha love it. Not sure how anyone could be offended by that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben, you may hurl your cock snot up my fart pipe anytime, as long as it bounces back as it hits a latex free covering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the original author, I would just like to say a big thanks for all the nice comments and the fact people still remember it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"As the original author, I would just like to say a big thanks for all the nice comments and the fact people still remember it

Do you know the title of the original thread, I'd love to read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the original author, I would just like to say a big thanks for all the nice comments and the fact people still remember it

Do you know the title of the original thread, I'd love to read it

Cock snot up your fart pipe, hope you enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the original author, I would just like to say a big thanks for all the nice comments and the fact people still remember it

Do you know the title of the original thread, I'd love to read it

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/265775

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the original author, I would just like to say a big thanks for all the nice comments and the fact people still remember it

Legend!

So many good old threads mentioned too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's texting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the original author, I would just like to say a big thanks for all the nice comments and the fact people still remember it

Legend!

So many good old threads mentioned too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the original author, I would just like to say a big thanks for all the nice comments and the fact people still remember it

Still makes me chuckle

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Can’t think of a better euphemism tbh

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