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Body like baywatch, face like crime watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Destroy them? What does this mean

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

You actually want to get meets from here right ?

Way to go fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You actually want to get meets from here right ?

Way to go fella "

I have not articulated myself as well as I thought I did. I curious as to how you let people down? Some criticism on here is.... well you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You actually want to get meets from here right ?

Way to go fella "

Hahaha fantastic. Nothing like watching fabiscide up close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say "hey, thanks but you're not my type." Its not that hard, I don't think.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?"

This is why I ask for a face pic straight from the off, ends all this, if I don't like, I block, nature of the beast here, I'm sure it will be the same the other way round. I would never be nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?

This is why I ask for a face pic straight from the off, ends all this, if I don't like, I block, nature of the beast here, I'm sure it will be the same the other way round. I would never be nasty"

Here here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's bobfoc.

Body off bay watch, face off crime watch .

Often plain looking people have developed their personality a bit more- so you might at least get some good company.

Not exactly Hollywood central , anyway , is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I totally know what you mean

If they are minging then it's a block straight away

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?"

We're all grown-ups here. I'd just let them down gently if need be. And if you're on the receiving end of such a message you shouldn't take it personally (though some do!). You can't be attracted or attractive to everybody. Not sure why you'd want to destroy someone though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?

This is why I ask for a face pic straight from the off, ends all this, if I don't like, I block, nature of the beast here, I'm sure it will be the same the other way round. I would never be nasty"

^^this^^

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?"

Destroy them? That makes it sound as if you are sat in a big armchair, where you can open a pad to reveal a red button. You see the face, shudder, flip open the flap and hammer the button with your clenched fist - then a satellite in space aligns itself with the poor unfortunate and suddenly a laser beam shoots down destroying them, leaving just their glasses lying on the floor in a pile of soot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message saying I'm really fit from the neck down and would I be prepared to wear a bag on my head?

Charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?

Destroy them? That makes it sound as if you are sat in a big armchair, where you can open a pad to reveal a red button. You see the face, shudder, flip open the flap and hammer the button with your clenched fist - then a satellite in space aligns itself with the poor unfortunate and suddenly a laser beam shoots down destroying them, leaving just their glasses lying on the floor in a pile of soot. "

Ha ha ha I love you Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message saying I'm really fit from the neck down and would I be prepared to wear a bag on my head?

Charming "

Seriously?! Just do it doggy!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm sure the person who sent you their face pic will be overjoyed at your post....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message saying I'm really fit from the neck down and would I be prepared to wear a bag on my head?

Charming

Seriously?! Just do it doggy!! Lol"

I pmd her a photo of my 27 yr old 34dd-26-35 gf sucking my cock whilst wearing george clooney face mask.

She didn't find it amusing

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By *eorgy26Man
over a year ago

Sutton


"I got a message saying I'm really fit from the neck down and would I be prepared to wear a bag on my head?

Charming

Seriously?! Just do it doggy!! Lol"

And if they say they want to see your face just grab you driving licence out, reach around and let them look at that for a bit.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?"

You see, we go totally against the flow on this one. To us the face is just one small part of a person. Body, personality, sense of fun, of adventure, confidence, laid-back attitude are all important. We aren't looking to gaze longingly into their eyes, nor walk around town with them on our arm like some sort of trophy.

Oh, and I forgot, a willingness to meet an ugly fecker like me features pretty highly on our list of criteria

Mr ddc

Ps. We bought masks in Venice if anyone is interested? (Still trying to gauge whether I can pass off the Cromford Canal for Venice in the pics...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry not for me seems to work fine x

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?"

Hey boddi, you're a sound guy and all but you look like my brother and I don't like him very much and I'm afraid I'd that if we met I'd be filled with an uncontrollable rage and I'd hit you over the head my umbrella, get done for assault and go to prison where I'd get ass raped, and I've a delicate ass so that wouldn't be very enjoyable, then when I get out I'll have a bunch of STD's but on the flip side I'll be over my anger issues, wanna meet then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look great but you're not what I'm looking for sorry. Have fun. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politely say I'm not interested. I feel no need to be cruel about it or go into specifics.

Faces are quite important to me, I need to find their face attractive in some way, so this is one of the reasons I try to swap face pics quite early on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Politely say I'm not interested. I feel no need to be cruel about it or go into specifics.

Faces are quite important to me, I need to find their face attractive in some way, so this is one of the reasons I try to swap face pics quite early on. "

You got smacked with the lovely stick though so thats understandable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Politely say I'm not interested. I feel no need to be cruel about it or go into specifics.

Faces are quite important to me, I need to find their face attractive in some way, so this is one of the reasons I try to swap face pics quite early on. "

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I never criticise, but I have found out that I'm not the 'type' of a surprising number of women thanks to Fab.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?"

just be polite and move on really, I don't have any face pictures but I have shown 3 women off here my face on webcam and there was another one who is no longer on the site who got a glimpse off my face by accident...

thankfully none of them found me to be hideous or fugly looking to the point where they would run for the hills...if anything they were all kind enough to compliment and liked what they saw as did I like seeing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put it straight and say sorry your not what we're looking for right now.

We both have to find the people we play with facially attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?"

Dunno- show us ya mug n you'll find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry your looks are not upto the standard I require, I will seek psychiatric assistance for my unnecessarily high shallow levels and in the meantime refrain from wasting anymore if your time"

Should work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I've got on well with them before I saw the face I'd still want to continue the friendship and maybe even meet (socially).

Of course there needs to be an attraction before any play but I wouldn't go into block or 'destroy them' (sic) as that would be totally unwarranted if you're getting on well up to that point! We're not all born gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always send a face pic anyway, wouldn't want to drive for two hours to find out I'm not someones cup of tea.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?"

I only have one thing to say ....

Never judge a book by its cover unless you want to read a lot of shit .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?

I only have one thing to say ....

Never judge a book by its cover unless you want to read a lot of shit . "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh if I'm not interested I just don't reply!

Some may consider it rude - but I don't particularly want an argument or any unpleasantness. I put on my profile (about the 4th page down I think! ) that if I don't reply they should absolutely blame me because I'm useless, fussy - and usually too busy arseing about on the forums to reply to messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?

I only have one thing to say ....

Never judge a book by its cover unless you want to read a lot of shit . "

Unless you're planning to have sex with it, in which case the cover can be important....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?

I only have one thing to say ....

Never judge a book by its cover unless you want to read a lot of shit .

Unless you're planning to have sex with it, in which case the cover can be important...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?

I only have one thing to say ....

Never judge a book by its cover unless you want to read a lot of shit .

Unless you're planning to have sex with it, in which case the cover can be important...."

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?

I only have one thing to say ....

Never judge a book by its cover unless you want to read a lot of shit .

Unless you're planning to have sex with it, in which case the cover can be important...."

Really !!!!!!

I'm not even going to dignify that with a answer .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get this a lot as I do all the messaging. Guy looks good from the public pictures of his body and willy then I ask for a face picture and it's not a face I find attractive. I just mark the message containing the face picture as unread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get this a lot as I do all the messaging. Guy looks good from the public pictures of his body and willy then I ask for a face picture and it's not a face I find attractive. I just mark the message containing the face picture as unread!"

Me too, I get thousands of messages a day so i find this method far easier than honesty. I aint got time for that bollocks.

"You're fugly love, do i look mental?"

Doesn't go down well

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I always send a face pic. Best to scare them straight away.

If they survive that, then we can chat.

If I get a message and face pic I don't "destroy" them.

I do however have a lever ala Graham Norton. A few have gone arse over tit whilst drinking a cuppa and fabbing.

If that was anybody reading this, I am sorry. But in spilt my tea laughing too so we are square.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Just say "hey, thanks but you're not my type." Its not that hard, I don't think.

-Courtney"

No point in anything else. It's clear, not harsh and quick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?

I only have one thing to say ....

Never judge a book by its cover unless you want to read a lot of shit .

Unless you're planning to have sex with it, in which case the cover can be important....

Really !!!!!!

I'm not even going to dignify that with a answer . "

Did I miss the joke?

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A couple winked us some time ago, they had pics and I messaged saying " 'Kin ell mate, you don't half look like Dodgy Dave Courtney" Message back said "I'm not a single man!" They obviously never heard of the Celebrity Criminal Dodgy Dave

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"How do you react when you finally get to see the face attached to the body you have been drooling over for days? Do you let them down lightly, block or destroy them? Or what the hell?"

I'm going to buck the trend and say I do drool over bodies but I really own want to meet people I like as people and so far I have yet to be disappointed when I've seen their face. I'm not saying it won't happen at some point but if I find someone mentally attractive I automatically seem to find their face physically attractive as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shallow.

If you've been messaging someone, getting on well then decide because of a face pic you don't want to meet them. Says more about you than them, I would say.

I'm not naive to think that there shouldn't be an attraction, but that doesn't just come from the face!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Shallow.

If you've been messaging someone, getting on well then decide because of a face pic you don't want to meet them. Says more about you than them, I would say.

I'm not naive to think that there shouldn't be an attraction, but that doesn't just come from the face!

"

Well that's me told! If I don't find the face attractive then I'm out I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shallow.

If you've been messaging someone, getting on well then decide because of a face pic you don't want to meet them. Says more about you than them, I would say.

I'm not naive to think that there shouldn't be an attraction, but that doesn't just come from the face!

Well that's me told! If I don't find the face attractive then I'm out I'm afraid "

Ditto.

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

She'd have to be pretty damned ugly to put me off if she had a killer body. And I mean REAAAAAAALY ugly.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Oh I totally know what you mean

If they are minging then it's a block straight away "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised I wasn't blocked more often

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