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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I really fancy one smothered in brie ...but alas its gluten free muesli..oh the joys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or dripping with butter! Mmmm x x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

crumpets butter marmite mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or dripping with butter! Mmmm x x"

Shhhhh hands over ears lallalalalallala

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I like dairylea on mine

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

Butter and honey on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry jam!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"crumpets butter marmite mmmm"

I like marmite but not on a crumpet

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A thin sliver of French buerre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covered in melted cheese with a tangy onion relish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raspberry jam for me mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like dairylea on mine "

I like the light laughing cow cheese its tasty make my scrambled eggs with one of those in..ohh n morning lovely hope your ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't be a bit of crumpet (putting on best Sid James laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I have them I like them dripping with Nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm mouth watering

Butter & Jam for me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can't be a bit of crumpet (putting on best Sid James laugh

Do adore the Carry on team...all those innuendos....fabulous

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I've got croissants in the oven, oh the joys of a long weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nutella for me Miss Z!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nutella for me Miss Z!

When I saw you had posted my first thought was banananananannana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story,the ex used to work for an Iranian doctor and they got talking one brew time about crumpets.He had never heard of them but said was going to get some on the way home.Next day he came in and said they were awful and chewy.He didnt know you had to toast them and just ate them straight from the packet.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Hot crumpets with butter and runny honey

Black Adder challenge: take hot crumpet between your bum cheeks without blubbing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"True story,the ex used to work for an Iranian doctor and they got talking one brew time about crumpets.He had never heard of them but said was going to get some on the way home.Next day he came in and said they were awful and chewy.He didnt know you had to toast them and just ate them straight from the packet.

Ewwww

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My twin brother is currently employed as chief hole puncher in our local crumpet factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 bacon

2 sausage

2 toast

2 eggs

3 hash browns

Beans

Cup of tea

£4.95

To be honest I haven't really noticed an appetite increase from these steroids I've been taking

(Not anabolic steroids before anyone asks!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough butter that you can see teeth marks when you bite in.

*wonders why she's on a diet...*

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I like dairylea on mine

I like the light laughing cow cheese its tasty make my scrambled eggs with one of those in..ohh n morning lovely hope your ok "

I scoop a bit of dairylea in my eggs from time to time too it's very nice

I'm not too bad just a bit tired bad night with my twincesses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like dairylea on mine

I like the light laughing cow cheese its tasty make my scrambled eggs with one of those in..ohh n morning lovely hope your ok

I scoop a bit of dairylea in my eggs from time to time too it's very nice

I'm not too bad just a bit tired bad night with my twincesses "

Hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the subject of crumpets/breakfast

If you like eggs try this.....

Oil two Yorkshire pudding trays

Line with ham

Fill with cheese, onion,mushroom....whatever you want really

Grated cheese on top

Crack an egg over it

Cook for 20 - 25mins.

You're welcome

P.s cheesy crumpets with bbq sauce are the business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm enjoying pikelets at the moment.

I believe I can get away with having two because they're thinner than crumpets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On the subject of crumpets/breakfast

If you like eggs try this.....

Oil two Yorkshire pudding trays

Line with ham

Fill with cheese, onion,mushroom....whatever you want really

Grated cheese on top

Crack an egg over it

Cook for 20 - 25mins.

You're welcome

P.s cheesy crumpets with bbq sauce are the business

Sw by any chance as im sure ive seen something like that on the website?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found it shared on Facebook

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Where is Granny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"crumpets butter marmite mmmm"

Yummy!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Crumpets in microwave with a smidge of butter mmmmmm

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

Mmm toasted to an inch of its life and lashings of butter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**Mom and Dad's Pikelets**

(although they must be crumpets....)

Mix 1/2 oz of fresh yeast ( or 1 package dry) and 1 tsp of salt with 8 oz (1 cup) of bread flour. Heat 1/2 pint (1-1/4 cups) of mixed milk and water in a saucepan until just warm. Add to dry ingredients and beat well until free from lumps. Let rise in bowl for about 30 minutes.When the mixture starts to drop beat in 1/4 tsp of bicarbonate soda (baking soda) in 4 tablespoons of cold water. Fold in the lightly beaten white of an egg.Pour batter into molds sprayed with Pam or buttered onto hot griddle. The other option would be to pour batter like pancakes. When the surface is dry flip and brown the other side.

Serve warm or toast later with butter or jam. :D

Makes 12 pikelets

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I really fancy one smothered in brie ...but alas its gluten free muesli..oh the joys "

Gross!

Slathered in Nutella pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much prefer a bacon sarnie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really fancy one smothered in brie ...but alas its gluten free muesli..oh the joys

Gross!

Slathered in Nutella pls"

Which parts gross the rabbit food or my lovely brie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Much prefer a bacon sarnie

That's funny all you used to eat was crumpets at one time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a bit of crumpet

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I really fancy one smothered in brie ...but alas its gluten free muesli..oh the joys

Gross!

Slathered in Nutella pls

Which parts gross the rabbit food or my lovely brie

I'll eat muesli but the idea of stilton on crumpets is just wrong. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love a bit of crumpet

Don't we all....morning trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really fancy one smothered in brie ...but alas its gluten free muesli..oh the joys

Gross!

Slathered in Nutella pls

Which parts gross the rabbit food or my lovely brie

I'll eat muesli but the idea of stilton on crumpets is just wrong. Sorry. "

Brie man Brie get ya glasses on

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I love a bit of crumpet

Used to have a cat called Crumpet.

Try calling that out the back door at night!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I really fancy one smothered in brie ...but alas its gluten free muesli..oh the joys

Gross!

Slathered in Nutella pls

Which parts gross the rabbit food or my lovely brie

I'll eat muesli but the idea of stilton on crumpets is just wrong. Sorry.

Brie man Brie get ya glasses on "

Oh, I love cheese - probably more than the next man - but in my mind crumpets are for sweet things

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

Love 'em !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really fancy one smothered in brie ...but alas its gluten free muesli..oh the joys

Gross!

Slathered in Nutella pls

Which parts gross the rabbit food or my lovely brie

I'll eat muesli but the idea of stilton on crumpets is just wrong. Sorry.

Brie man Brie get ya glasses on

Oh, I love cheese - probably more than the next man - but in my mind crumpets are for sweet things"

Not in my world they aint..im not a sweet toothed person more savoury

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I honestly don't think I've ever had a crumpet, used to have picklets a lot when we where kids which I thought where the same thing but apparently not

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Just looked them up i think they are the same, we used to just have them with lashings of butter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just looked them up i think they are the same, we used to just have them with lashings of butter"

Yes they are the same thing..mum n dad call em piklets I call em crumpets..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love crumpets. With lots of butter. No cheese. Thats just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nutella for me Miss Z!

When I saw you had posted my first thought was banananananannana

I'm having cinnamon porridge with bananananannas today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nutella for me Miss Z!

When I saw you had posted my first thought was banananananannana

I'm having cinnamon porridge with bananananannas today

Your gonna look like one soon..yellow n slightly bent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just looked them up i think they are the same, we used to just have them with lashings of butter

Yes they are the same thing..mum n dad call em piklets I call em crumpets.."

I thought piklets were different. A thinner version.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm crumpets butter and marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my crumpets cover in fresh cum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my crumpets cover in fresh cum!"

Ewwwwwww thank you for making me feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*licks lips*

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not buttered Granny, surely? It's not an ideal lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lashings of butter for me.....

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Must be golden syrup for me.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Thanks to this thread I have purchased a packet of crumpets and a jar of peanut butter amongst other things. Shall I experiment

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Thanks to this thread I have purchased a packet of crumpets and a jar of peanut butter amongst other things. Shall I experiment

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try ur piccalily

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