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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

13.42 Signed on fab

13.43 went fa a pee

13.44 ooh that's better

13.45 bored silly

13.46 thought of the thread

13.47 posted thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"13.42 Signed on fab

13.43 went fa a pee

13.44 ooh that's better

13.45 bored silly

13.46 thought of the thread

13.47 posted thread

SNAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

07:30 Woke up, farted, dozed off for a bit longer.

09:00 Work

10:45 Lied to work about a docs app & went for nails doing

11:55 Bought a tutu for tonights xmas party

12:30 Fish & chips for lunch

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

6.30-woke up in a foul mood as i didnt want to wake up so early

6.35-Got up and made tea, stubbed toe on kitchen door

6.36- turned the air blue with french language

6.40-sat drinking tea in lounge rubbing toe

7.00- went back to bed, had a wank and fell back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

07:02 wake up. Knock kettle on, creep outside in undies n boots to start van. Creep back in. Watch shite on telly. Make tea. Get dressed and sod off to work. Shit eh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woke up

farted

farted again

off to the dentist now

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

7:00 am Got up

7:30 Off to work

7:45 Saw strange lights in sky...then darkness....

2:25 Woke up in a field with my trousers round my ankles, vague memories of a rectal probe....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"7:00 am Got up

7:30 Off to work

7:45 Saw strange lights in sky...then darkness....

2:25 Woke up in a field with my trousers round my ankles, vague memories of a rectal probe....

About 7.45 ya say?? i was out in me flyin saucer about that time xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"7:00 am Got up

7:30 Off to work

7:45 Saw strange lights in sky...then darkness....

2:25 Woke up in a field with my trousers round my ankles, vague memories of a rectal probe....

About 7.45 ya say?? i was out in me flyin saucer about that time xx

I thought I could smell soap...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

15.35 gettin a little tense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"15.35 gettin a little tense

Just big enough for you and a campin' stove ....... ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15.52 perved _nvictus and his butt

15.53 sipped tea and answered mail from Invictus

15.54 perved Invictus and his butt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"15.52 perved _nvictus and his butt

15.53 sipped tea and answered mail from Invictus

15.54 perved Invictus and his butt

Bored then hun?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"15.52 perved _nvictus and his butt

15.53 sipped tea and answered mail from Invictus

15.54 perved Invictus and his butt

Bored then hun?? xx

Good grief no, have you seen that mans butt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"15.52 perved _nvictus and his butt

15.53 sipped tea and answered mail from Invictus

15.54 perved Invictus and his butt

Bored then hun?? xx

Good grief no, have you seen that mans butt

Yep on his pics anyway lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmmmmmm is a nice one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmmmmmmm is a nice one lol

As is yours darling....I hope you don't mind another lady saying so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course not thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry ladies, I've been doing a lot of perving Invictus' butt myself...between work...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

16.02 coat on ready ta go

16.03 goin fa tattoo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

16:10 made a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

16.12 going to make a cuppa

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"15.52 perved _nvictus and his butt

15.53 sipped tea and answered mail from Invictus

15.54 perved Invictus and his butt

Bored then hun?? xx

Good grief no, have you seen that mans butt

Yep on his pics anyway lol x

Oi! You said you wouldn't peek if I added you as a friend!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

16.21 sneers at forum flirting

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

16:24 Add's another bum pic to public photos in a shameless attempt to get more ladies looking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

16:22 tried to go out to shops but lost keys up bum.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"16:22 tried to go out to shops but lost keys up bum."

16:33 Sent laxatives and a colander to ElLongo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

16.32 looks at invitcus profile again....

16.33 phones dynarod for ellongo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh right, this is meant to be first person, thought I was twatting about someone else!

16:35 finally got hand out of pants and managed to deploy to server.

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

16.25 got up after very pleasant afternoon session

16.30 logged on

16.34 replied to thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

16:35 couldnt help myself had to look mmmmmmm

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

16.45 join in the perving at _nvictus' profile..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

16.49 Looked at _inktherapys stupendous nipples and got my own out to compare

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

16:51 Blushed. But only a tiny bit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"16.49 Looked at _inktherapys stupendous nipples and got my own out to compare

im so disappointed with mine lol

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

16.56.. just got in from work.. bin slipping about all day .. lads re named me bambi.. ache.. soak in bath and go get wan*ered to forget the aches...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

17:02 About to log off, have happy mental image of lots of sexy ladies comparing nipples...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

17.02 mailed _nvictus to tell him to stop vote whoring hahahaha

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

17:06 Still trying to log off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6.30-woke up in a foul mood as i didnt want to wake up so early

6.35-Got up and made tea, stubbed toe on kitchen door

6.36- turned the air blue with french language

6.40-sat drinking tea in lounge rubbing toe

7.00- went back to bed, had a wank and fell back to sleep"
ah you know me so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

17:07 will have to find another cute ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

17.08 wonders whether it is too early to start drinking for a night out

17.09 doesn't give a damn

17.11 ahhhhhhhh voddie

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

17.30 thinks i spend far too much time in here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

17:37 Phoned British Gas to remove Polar Bear from My Penguin who is frozen to my arse which is iced on to my radiators ........

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

14.17 - took dad shopping

14,19 - dat took me to pub

17.03 - got home

17.05 - logging in to the nuthoose

18.14 - typing this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

18.16 just got back from tattoist

18.17 uploading pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6.15- got up

6.30- out to the park with the mutts

7.45- shower

9am- in work

12.30- Secret Santa pressie ceremony and lunch

2.30- laughed at customer with a problem with ghost eating cannibals

18.18- putting the face on to go out for a meet

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

how did the tattoo go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18:18 Sat at home with duvet over me and hands in pants... to keep warm people! tut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope you never passed on ur flu virus to the tatooist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hope you never passed on ur flu virus to the tatooist

Lol im a lot better now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hope you never passed on ur flu virus to the tatooist

Lol im a lot better now xx

good to hear mate and must say you got amazing powers of recovery...what other powers have you got soapy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hope you never passed on ur flu virus to the tatooist

Lol im a lot better now xx

good to hear mate and must say you got amazing powers of recovery...what other powers have you got soapy lol

I had a bit of a cold lol but its cleared up now thats why i said man flu pmsl xx

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By *heRainManMan
over a year ago

Warrington & Glasgow

04:00 Got to bed

07:30 1st alarm switched off

08:30 slept through 2nd alarm

09:00 slept through several phone calls asking where the dog walker was

09:40 slept through first call from work

10:00 woke up

10:05 perved for a while

11:00 started doing some real work

18:30 still at it, trying to make up for long lie!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hope you never passed on ur flu virus to the tatooist

Lol im a lot better now xx

good to hear mate and must say you got amazing powers of recovery...what other powers have you got soapy lol

I had a bit of a cold lol but its cleared up now thats why i said man flu pmsl xx

lol im on it ive had it loads of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"16.49 Looked at _inktherapys stupendous nipples and got my own out to compare

well if that made you leave the site they must have been really bad....or hairy

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