FabSwingers.com forum: Nocturnal roll call.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good evening Ladies and gentlemen of Fab

Just for a change im not working tonight but...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Evening DP!!!

I'm doing a bit of everything tonight

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening DP!!!

I'm doing a bit of everything tonight

How are you? "

Good evening Ms. Juniper

Multi tasking...good on you

You having much luck in the match making thread?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

*Yawn* mr sleepy here is off to bed soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yo."

Yo yo yo J to the I to the M foshizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone

having a little perv, but nothing extravagant lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo.

Yo yo yo J to the I to the M foshizzle

Word up D-Unit.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening Dan xxxx im off too and tarting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nocturnal roll call? not even bedtime yet! can we not wait till the witching hour is upon us?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Yawn* mr sleepy here is off to bed soon. "

Good evening Steve

Nighty night filthy dreams dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed

Not alone

Drinking wine

His having a rest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening everyone

having a little perv, but nothing extravagant lol !"

Good evening Mr. Essex

Just a wee pervette then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Dan xxxx im off too and tarting "

Tart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yo.

Yo yo yo J to the I to the M foshizzle

Word up D-Unit.

Was 'appening breadbin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Dan xxxx im off too and tarting "

Good evening Voddy

x x

Tarting? You go girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nocturnal roll call? not even bedtime yet! can we not wait till the witching hour is upon us?"

Good evening Mr. Cheeky

Could do, this question has been raised before but I get bored early so start it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo.

Yo yo yo J to the I to the M foshizzle

Word up D-Unit.

Was 'appening breadbin? "

I'm about to go to bedfordshire. How's it hanging with you bro?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"In bed

Not alone

Drinking wine

His having a rest

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Slightly mashed and going to bed , when I can muster the effort .

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In bed

Not alone

Drinking wine

His having a rest

Good evening Ms. V

No need to ask if you're having a good night then

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Good evening Dan xxxx im off too and tarting

Tart."
its your dad nice arse by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yo.

Yo yo yo J to the I to the M foshizzle

Word up D-Unit.

Was 'appening breadbin?

I'm about to go to bedfordshire. How's it hanging with you bro?"

All good in da hood just chilling ready for tomorrow's fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slightly mashed and going to bed , when I can muster the effort .

Jo x"

Good evening Jo-J

Only slightly mashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got in from having a few beers with the lads after watching the rugby so just having a little nosey before bed as I've got work in the morning how is everyone this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Dan xxxx im off too and tarting

Tart.its your dad nice arse by the way"

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo.

Yo yo yo J to the I to the M foshizzle

Word up D-Unit.

Was 'appening breadbin?

I'm about to go to bedfordshire. How's it hanging with you bro?

All good in da hood just chilling ready for tomorrow's fun

Good lad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I'm resting

Well I am an 'old git' and she's killing me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just got in from having a few beers with the lads after watching the rugby so just having a little nosey before bed as I've got work in the morning how is everyone this evening?"

Good evening Steveo

What game was on?

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By *acLe0dMan
over a year ago

Preston

Lurking, well sort off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yo.

Yo yo yo J to the I to the M foshizzle

Word up D-Unit.

Was 'appening breadbin?

I'm about to go to bedfordshire. How's it hanging with you bro?

All good in da hood just chilling ready for tomorrow's fun

Good lad."

For tomorrow the time will be...Jager o'clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently I'm resting

Well I am an 'old git' and she's killing me

Opps. Did I say to much

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Evening Dan lurking and purving on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently I'm resting

Well I am an 'old git' and she's killing me

Good evening Mr. Albannach

Am I to deduce you're Ms. V's gentleman friend or am I putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with 5

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lurking, well sort off."

Good evening Mr. Macle0d

You don't seem very sure

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Slightly mashed and going to bed , when I can muster the effort .

Jo x

Good evening Jo-J

Only slightly mashed

Only slightly honest had my first drink at the start of the Fiji game .

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Dan lurking and purving on here"

Good evening Mr. _km45

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slightly mashed and going to bed , when I can muster the effort .

Jo x

Good evening Jo-J

Only slightly mashed

Only slightly honest had my first drink at the start of the Fiji game .

Jo x"

I've not been watching the rugby lately so I've lost track of who's playing now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight? "

Laid in bed so a little lurking

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Apparently I'm resting

Well I am an 'old git' and she's killing me

Opps. Did I say to much

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you go girl wear him out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening PP xxxx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hi dunnit, err sorry D-Unit. Hope all is well with you, I'm nipping off out across the road for a pizza in a mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi dunnit, err sorry D-Unit. Hope all is well with you, I'm nipping off out across the road for a pizza in a mo

Good evening Ace

What you having? I do love a double chicken and mushroom deep pan...om nom nom

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening catweazle xxxx chicken wings n chips please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening PP xxxx

"
good evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently I'm resting

Well I am an 'old git' and she's killing me

Good evening Mr. Albannach

Am I to deduce you're Ms. V's gentleman friend or am I putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with 5

Yes ... Sad isn't it... Here we are together in a rather plush hotel ... Watching telly and surging fab ... But fraud to say ... My cock hurts

Having a break

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

Of course

Can't fault you, I'm sofa surfing with my dawg for a change not actually working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi dunnit, err sorry D-Unit. Hope all is well with you, I'm nipping off out across the road for a pizza in a mo

Good evening Ace

What you having? I do love a double chicken and mushroom deep pan...om nom nom

Meat feast for me

please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently I'm resting

Well I am an 'old git' and she's killing me

Good evening Mr. Albannach

Am I to deduce you're Ms. V's gentleman friend or am I putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with 5

Yes ... Sad isn't it... Here we are together in a rather plush hotel ... Watching telly and surging fab ... But fraud to say ... My cock hurts

Having a break

Everybody needs a break between rounds and a quick look at Fab is better than a half time orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

Of course

Can't fault you, I'm sofa surfing with my dawg for a change not actually working

If I just disappear you'll know why

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

Of course

Can't fault you, I'm sofa surfing with my dawg for a change not actually working

If I just disappear you'll know why

We'll stand down the search party as you're in bed lol.

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

"Evening Dan lurking and purving on here

Good evening Mr. _km45

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

Thanks Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently I'm resting

Well I am an 'old git' and she's killing me

Good evening Mr. Albannach

Am I to deduce you're Ms. V's gentleman friend or am I putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with 5

Yes ... Sad isn't it... Here we are together in a rather plush hotel ... Watching telly and surging fab ... But fraud to say ... My cock hurts

Having a break

Everybody needs a break between rounds and a quick look at Fab is better than a half time orange

Shhhh don't tell him but I'm perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

Of course

Can't fault you, I'm sofa surfing with my dawg for a change not actually working

If I just disappear you'll know why

We'll stand down the search party as you're in bed lol."

don't you dare stop the ladies searching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Dan. Have been lurking, now heading to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Dan lurking and purving on here

Good evening Mr. _km45

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

Thanks Dan"

Someone will be along with metaphorical tea and cake shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently I'm resting

Well I am an 'old git' and she's killing me

Good evening Mr. Albannach

Am I to deduce you're Ms. V's gentleman friend or am I putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with 5

Yes ... Sad isn't it... Here we are together in a rather plush hotel ... Watching telly and surging fab ... But fraud to say ... My cock hurts

Having a break

Everybody needs a break between rounds and a quick look at Fab is better than a half time orange

Yep ... Finish off the Sav Blanc and the choccy while I recover... It's not tomorrow yet .,. I'm sure she'll wake me up as usual about 3:30 in the 'usual' manner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently I'm resting

Well I am an 'old git' and she's killing me

Good evening Mr. Albannach

Am I to deduce you're Ms. V's gentleman friend or am I putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with 5

Yes ... Sad isn't it... Here we are together in a rather plush hotel ... Watching telly and surging fab ... But fraud to say ... My cock hurts

Having a break

Everybody needs a break between rounds and a quick look at Fab is better than a half time orange

Shhhh don't tell him but I'm perving

Perving while you're perving top work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

Of course

Can't fault you, I'm sofa surfing with my dawg for a change not actually working

If I just disappear you'll know why

We'll stand down the search party as you're in bed lol.

don't you dare stop the ladies searching

As if I would

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Dan. Have been lurking, now heading to bed."

Good evening Nell.

Nighty night filthy dreams chick xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hi dunnit, err sorry D-Unit. Hope all is well with you, I'm nipping off out across the road for a pizza in a mo

Good evening Ace

What you having? I do love a double chicken and mushroom deep pan...om nom nom

Hot'n'spicy kicks ass from Papas round this neck of the woods, have been going there for over 20 years

"evening catweazle xxxx chicken wings n chips please"

Of course m'dear, any mayo on the chips

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently I'm resting

Well I am an 'old git' and she's killing me

Good evening Mr. Albannach

Am I to deduce you're Ms. V's gentleman friend or am I putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with 5

Yes ... Sad isn't it... Here we are together in a rather plush hotel ... Watching telly and surging fab ... But fraud to say ... My cock hurts

Having a break

Everybody needs a break between rounds and a quick look at Fab is better than a half time orange

Yep ... Finish off the Sav Blanc and the choccy while I recover... It's not tomorrow yet .,. I'm sure she'll wake me up as usual about 3:30 in the 'usual' manner

Fingers crossed it's the same way I get woken up sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good evening Dan i think you nah what im doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi dunnit, err sorry D-Unit. Hope all is well with you, I'm nipping off out across the road for a pizza in a mo

Good evening Ace

What you having? I do love a double chicken and mushroom deep pan...om nom nom

Hot'n'spicy kicks ass from Papas round this neck of the woods, have been going there for over 20 years

evening catweazle xxxx chicken wings n chips please

Of course m'dear, any mayo on the chips

Mayo...on chips

are you Dutch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

Of course

Can't fault you, I'm sofa surfing with my dawg for a change not actually working

If I just disappear you'll know why

We'll stand down the search party as you're in bed lol.

don't you dare stop the ladies searching

As if I would

Good job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"good evening Dan i think you nah what im doing

Good evening Ms. Foxy

Does it involve a smidgeon of lurking combined with a portion of perving by any chance?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

salad cream please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

Of course

Can't fault you, I'm sofa surfing with my dawg for a change not actually working

If I just disappear you'll know why

We'll stand down the search party as you're in bed lol.

don't you dare stop the ladies searching

As if I would

Good job

For some reason I have the opening sequence of Baywatch in my mind now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

Of course

Can't fault you, I'm sofa surfing with my dawg for a change not actually working

If I just disappear you'll know why

We'll stand down the search party as you're in bed lol.

don't you dare stop the ladies searching

As if I would

Good job

For some reason I have the opening sequence of Baywatch in my mind now

Mmmmmm that seems wrong somehow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

Of course

Can't fault you, I'm sofa surfing with my dawg for a change not actually working

If I just disappear you'll know why

We'll stand down the search party as you're in bed lol.

don't you dare stop the ladies searching

As if I would

Good job

For some reason I have the opening sequence of Baywatch in my mind now

Mmmmmm that seems wrong somehow

The thought of nubile young ladies in tight lycra running to the rescue....Mmmm

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hey lovlies be with you all when the other thread takes a natural slow down .. ben going all afternoon.so going to let it run its course xxx loves you all xx see you soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

Of course

Can't fault you, I'm sofa surfing with my dawg for a change not actually working

If I just disappear you'll know why

We'll stand down the search party as you're in bed lol.

don't you dare stop the ladies searching

As if I would

Good job

For some reason I have the opening sequence of Baywatch in my mind now

Mmmmmm that seems wrong somehow

The thought of nubile young ladies in tight lycra running to the rescue....Mmmm

Now I like that idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey lovlies be with you all when the other thread takes a natural slow down .. ben going all afternoon.so going to let it run its course xxx loves you all xx see you soon xx"

Evening Suzy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hey lovlies be with you all when the other thread takes a natural slow down .. ben going all afternoon.so going to let it run its course xxx loves you all xx see you soon xx"

Good evening Suzy

How's it going, anyone had any luck on it yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

Of course

Can't fault you, I'm sofa surfing with my dawg for a change not actually working

If I just disappear you'll know why

We'll stand down the search party as you're in bed lol.

don't you dare stop the ladies searching

As if I would

Good job

For some reason I have the opening sequence of Baywatch in my mind now

Mmmmmm that seems wrong somehow

The thought of nubile young ladies in tight lycra running to the rescue....Mmmm

Now I like that idea

You arent the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep sure dos Dan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"yep sure dos Dan"

Nowt wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

Of course

Can't fault you, I'm sofa surfing with my dawg for a change not actually working

If I just disappear you'll know why

We'll stand down the search party as you're in bed lol.

don't you dare stop the ladies searching

As if I would

Good job

For some reason I have the opening sequence of Baywatch in my mind now

Mmmmmm that seems wrong somehow

The thought of nubile young ladies in tight lycra running to the rescue....Mmmm

Now I like that idea

You arent the only one

Need to send a search party out then in getting lost in this big bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Mayo...on chips

are you Dutch?"

Nah, that was Steve McClaren weren't it

"salad cream please"
Are you for real, I mean salad cream, on chips, honestly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

Of course

Can't fault you, I'm sofa surfing with my dawg for a change not actually working

If I just disappear you'll know why

We'll stand down the search party as you're in bed lol.

don't you dare stop the ladies searching

As if I would

Good job

For some reason I have the opening sequence of Baywatch in my mind now

Mmmmmm that seems wrong somehow

The thought of nubile young ladies in tight lycra running to the rescue....Mmmm

Now I like that idea

You arent the only one

Need to send a search party out then in getting lost in this big bed

Mayday mayday. ...man down

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Mayo...on chips

are you Dutch?

Nah, that was Steve McClaren weren't it

salad cream please Are you for real, I mean salad cream, on chips, honestly

"
you know im ruddy real yes salad cream with chips

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet "

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Evening

Oi oi saveloy

You working or lurking tonight?

Laid in bed so a little lurking

Ah you've gone for the comfort lurk, top work fella

Of course

Can't fault you, I'm sofa surfing with my dawg for a change not actually working

If I just disappear you'll know why

We'll stand down the search party as you're in bed lol.

don't you dare stop the ladies searching

As if I would

Good job

For some reason I have the opening sequence of Baywatch in my mind now

Mmmmmm that seems wrong somehow

The thought of nubile young ladies in tight lycra running to the rescue....Mmmm

Now I like that idea

You arent the only one

Need to send a search party out then in getting lost in this big bed

"
crawls under the duvet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mayo...on chips

are you Dutch?

Nah, that was Steve McClaren weren't it

salad cream please Are you for real, I mean salad cream, on chips, honestly

Always makes me think of Pulp Fiction every time when I hear mayo on chips

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"hey lovlies be with you all when the other thread takes a natural slow down .. ben going all afternoon.so going to let it run its course xxx loves you all xx see you soon xx"

Hi sexy Suzy, I avoid your threads like the plague. If I join, it sounds like you want to get me married off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurking, perving and shagging!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lurking, perving and shagging!!"

Good evening Ms. Geeky

Nice bit of multitasking you got going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lurking, perving and shagging!!"

Multitasking I'm impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? "
beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lurking, perving and shagging!!

Good evening Ms. Geeky

Nice bit of multitasking you got going on

Well

You know us women folk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lurking, perving and shagging!!

Multitasking I'm impressed

What an arse!!!!! Yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!"

You not joining the search party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

"
??? What search party

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"you know im ruddy real yes salad cream with chips "

Have a ham salad sandwich instead then, and you can smother it with as much salad cream as your heart contents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

??? What search party

I'm lost in a big bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could do with a sexy guy tucking me in

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"you know im ruddy real yes salad cream with chips

Have a ham salad sandwich instead then, and you can smother it with as much salad cream as your heart contents

"
dont want a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got in from having a few beers with the lads after watching the rugby so just having a little nosey before bed as I've got work in the morning how is everyone this evening?

Good evening Steveo

What game was on?"

Wigan-Huddersfield

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!"

I'm off to mine in a bit sofa has made my bum numb

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

??? What search party

I'm lost in a big bed

"
has found something in PPs bed could be a while here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just got in from having a few beers with the lads after watching the rugby so just having a little nosey before bed as I've got work in the morning how is everyone this evening?

Good evening Steveo

What game was on?

Wigan-Huddersfield "

Ah,thought it was an international one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

I'm off to mine in a bit sofa has made my bum numb

"
could smack some life into it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

??? What search party

I'm lost in a big bed

"
pretty sure I could find you in a crowded room

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Mayo...on chips

are you Dutch?

Nah, that was Steve McClaren weren't it

salad cream please Are you for real, I mean salad cream, on chips, honestly

Always makes me think of Pulp Fiction every time when I hear mayo on chips

*drools at Maria de Medeiros

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

I'm off to mine in a bit sofa has made my bum numb

No comment from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

??? What search party

I'm lost in a big bed

has found something in PPs bed could be a while here "

Fishfingers

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"hey lovlies be with you all when the other thread takes a natural slow down .. ben going all afternoon.so going to let it run its course xxx loves you all xx see you soon xx

Evening Suzy x

hi pp xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

I'm off to mine in a bit sofa has made my bum numb

could smack some life into it for you

I'll hold you to that

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"hey lovlies be with you all when the other thread takes a natural slow down .. ben going all afternoon.so going to let it run its course xxx loves you all xx see you soon xx

Good evening Suzy

How's it going, anyone had any luck on it yet?"

hiya, some people have apparently xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

??? What search party

I'm lost in a big bed

has found something in PPs bed could be a while here

Fishfingers

"
git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

I'm off to mine in a bit sofa has made my bum numb

could smack some life into it for you

I'll hold you to that

please do

sexy arse

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"hey lovlies be with you all when the other thread takes a natural slow down .. ben going all afternoon.so going to let it run its course xxx loves you all xx see you soon xx

Good evening Suzy

How's it going, anyone had any luck on it yet?

hiya, some people have apparently xx"

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"hey lovlies be with you all when the other thread takes a natural slow down .. ben going all afternoon.so going to let it run its course xxx loves you all xx see you soon xx

Hi sexy Suzy, I avoid your threads like the plague. If I join, it sounds like you want to get me married off

nope not at all.. i see a bit like cards.. youi got a hand, theyve all got a hand some match up..hold a space so that mutual attraction can come out thats all..more connection more opportunities for great sex..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Daniel, evening all. I'm stuffed full of cake and Prosecco

I've had a great day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

??? What search party

I'm lost in a big bed

pretty sure I could find you in a crowded room

Best come a searching then

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening Daniel, evening all. I'm stuffed full of cake and Prosecco

I've had a great day! "

yay xx was it a caterpillar after all?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

??? What search party

I'm lost in a big bed

pretty sure I could find you in a crowded room

Best come a searching then

ok who or what part of a person is lost in a bed..im confused..???

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Evening Daniel, evening all. I'm stuffed full of cake and Prosecco

I've had a great day!

yay xx was it a caterpillar after all?"

Mmmmmm M&S caterpillar cake.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

??? What search party

I'm lost in a big bed

pretty sure I could find you in a crowded room

Best come a searching then

ok who or what part of a person is lost in a bed..im confused..???

Little old me lost in a big bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

??? What search party

I'm lost in a big bed

pretty sure I could find you in a crowded room

Best come a searching then

"
right hand side of the bed hogging all the pillows !!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

??? What search party

I'm lost in a big bed

pretty sure I could find you in a crowded room

Best come a searching then

ok who or what part of a person is lost in a bed..im confused..???

Little old me lost in a big bed

do you feel you need rescuing at all pp..?

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By *rientaldazMan
over a year ago

NorthWest

Browsing fab profiles

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

??? What search party

I'm lost in a big bed

pretty sure I could find you in a crowded room

Best come a searching then

right hand side of the bed hogging all the pillows !!

??"
hes in the middle making a tent and hiding fish fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Daniel, evening all. I'm stuffed full of cake and Prosecco

I've had a great day!

yay xx was it a caterpillar after all?

Mmmmmm M&S caterpillar cake....."

Yes ladies it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

??? What search party

I'm lost in a big bed

pretty sure I could find you in a crowded room

Best come a searching then

right hand side of the bed hogging all the pillows !!

??"

You got a camera on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

??? What search party

I'm lost in a big bed

pretty sure I could find you in a crowded room

Best come a searching then

ok who or what part of a person is lost in a bed..im confused..???

Little old me lost in a big bed

do you feel you need rescuing at all pp..?

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right night all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

??? What search party

I'm lost in a big bed

pretty sure I could find you in a crowded room

Best come a searching then

right hand side of the bed hogging all the pillows !!

You got a camera on me

"
told you I could find you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right night all

"
gnight mr sleep right x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Yo Suzy, you need to stop changing your avatar, otherwise I'll have to cum and spunk your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo Suzy, you need to stop changing your avatar, otherwise I'll have to cum and spunk your bum

"
spunk her bum

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 01/10/15 23:53:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo Suzy, you need to stop changing your avatar, otherwise I'll have to cum and spunk your bum

spunk her bum

Freudian slip

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*spank your pert posterior even

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Good evening folks

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Slips through the door to smooch her fav people xx sits on the sofa under a duvet

Good evening Ms. Watson

You sofa surfing? beds to big tonight avoiding it !!

You not joining the search party

??? What search party

I'm lost in a big bed

pretty sure I could find you in a crowded room

Best come a searching then

ok who or what part of a person is lost in a bed..im confused..???

Little old me lost in a big bed

do you feel you need rescuing at all pp..?

Always

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Right night all

"
night night pp xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Yo Suzy, you need to stop changing your avatar, otherwise I'll have to cum and spunk your bum

i told you your auto correct will play you up you keep telling me off..thats twice in the same day ace

not coincidence me thinks

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"*spank your pert posterior even

no one spanks my bum unless i let them...lolol

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Good evening folks "

hey badpaddy hows it going? x

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Evening all, just popping in briefly to try and regain some positivity - I can't seem to persuade pic mods that a pic of me (slightly) that's been recoloured is a) me, b) an original.

2 pics were approved at the second attempt, a third now rejected three times for two different reasons.

Grrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys crack me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all, just popping in briefly to try and regain some positivity - I can't seem to persuade pic mods that a pic of me (slightly) that's been recoloured is a) me, b) an original.

2 pics were approved at the second attempt, a third now rejected three times for two different reasons.

Grrrrrrrrrr"
just keep sending them

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

" just keep sending them "

Waiting till midnight for the daily limit to reset

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Hi suzy everything is fine but I have a mot tomorrow and trying to relax and perv here xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"*spank your pert posterior even

no one spanks my bum unless i let them...lolol

Hmmmm, now shall I be gentle or firm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all you lovely people.

I've finally sent out my last "Mr Angry" e-mail for the night and am chilling, chatting (and maybe doing a little perving - so be warned!)

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening all, just popping in briefly to try and regain some positivity - I can't seem to persuade pic mods that a pic of me (slightly) that's been recoloured is a) me, b) an original.

2 pics were approved at the second attempt, a third now rejected three times for two different reasons.

Grrrrrrrrrr"

xxx tell them we are all a load of atoms and none of us exist and you are just a morph..they just might approve it, to make you go away...hehe xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Hi suzy everything is fine but I have a mot tomorrow and trying to relax and perv here xx"

mot..or meet? xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"*spank your pert posterior even

no one spanks my bum unless i let them...lolol

Hmmmm, now shall I be gentle or firm.....

why spank me at all?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Good evening all you lovely people.

I've finally sent out my last "Mr Angry" e-mail for the night and am chilling, chatting (and maybe doing a little perving - so be warned!)"

ahem whispers..hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night peoples big hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am perving

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

***breaking news***Sharp Dressed Man and Happy Git are in an eye avatar off, or a staring competition if you like

I prefer Queen of Tease's eye by the way

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Evening all, just popping in briefly to try and regain some positivity - I can't seem to persuade pic mods that a pic of me (slightly) that's been recoloured is a) me, b) an original.

2 pics were approved at the second attempt, a third now rejected three times for two different reasons.

Grrrrrrrrrr

xxx tell them we are all a load of atoms and none of us exist and you are just a morph..they just might approve it, to make you go away...hehe xx"

No means of communicating with them,which added to th frustration!

All sorted now, so up the wooden Hill for me.

Play nice, everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening all you lovely people.

I've finally sent out my last "Mr Angry" e-mail for the night and am chilling, chatting (and maybe doing a little perving - so be warned!)

ahem whispers..hello

Hallo, adorable Suzy. Don't worry, you're quite safe from me. I've been grumping at bureaucrats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any more perves on here tonight

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Night peoples big hugs x"

night honey sweet dreams xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening all, just popping in briefly to try and regain some positivity - I can't seem to persuade pic mods that a pic of me (slightly) that's been recoloured is a) me, b) an original.

2 pics were approved at the second attempt, a third now rejected three times for two different reasons.

Grrrrrrrrrr

xxx tell them we are all a load of atoms and none of us exist and you are just a morph..they just might approve it, to make you go away...hehe xx

No means of communicating with them,which added to th frustration!

All sorted now, so up the wooden Hill for me.

Play nice, everyone."

night night lovely xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"why spank me at all? "

You must have been naughty at some point in your life, if not then I'll kiss your ass

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Good evening all you lovely people.

I've finally sent out my last "Mr Angry" e-mail for the night and am chilling, chatting (and maybe doing a little perving - so be warned!)

ahem whispers..hello

Hallo, adorable Suzy. Don't worry, you're quite safe from me. I've been grumping at bureaucrats."

oh yeah they are always worth a good therapeutic rant over..

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"why spank me at all?

You must have been naughty at some point in your life, if not then I'll kiss your ass

what kind of naughty?..who made the rules up and did i agree to live by them?..you haveto find this out before judging me guilty and therefore worth punishing and therefore need spanking..

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

so kiss my ass baby

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Morning all from a UFO near you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so kiss my ass baby

"oh, my dicky ticker"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so kiss my ass baby

I'm liking the new avatar

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"so kiss my ass baby

"oh, my dicky ticker"

i was saving it for such amoment as to tell someone to kiss my ass..what an opportunity..

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"so kiss my ass baby

I'm liking the new avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen of Fab

Just for a change im not working tonight but...

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

And who's flirting?

I am preparing for a night shift tomorrow just came off a late so restless lurking and hopefully flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so kiss my ass baby

"oh, my dicky ticker"

i was saving it for such a moment as to tell someone to kiss my ass..what an opportunity..

Superb timing.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Morning all from a UFO near you

evening john

sorry you had to come in at such a momant..but it all got too much..

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over a year ago

Well I intended to get an early night so I'm fresh as a daisy for the party at xtasia. But no such luck I can't settle!

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