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Always look on the bright side

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin.

Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.

You're not.

He has a date coming over tonight.

You only have one ass.

Feel better...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin.

Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.

You're not.

He has a date coming over tonight.

You only have one ass.

Feel better...?

"
Lol. Only you femme could think of that. Guess he'd have to close his eyes and think of England!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

nooooo you have to look on the bright side....close your eyes it could be anyone sucking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

love it

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