FabSwingers.com forum: Desert Island Risks

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.

I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.

Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.

Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Noone,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for your input

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.

I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.

Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.

Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?

I read this thinking "the little boy who sang I'm walking in the air?"!

Now i know who you mean, she's fit, I would.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I think that Paris Hilton for me, fuck her on the island, but deny it ever happened when we get rescued!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.

I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.

Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.

Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?

I read this thinking "the little boy who sang I'm walking in the air?"!

Fuck sake, I know i'm bad but im not a peado

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

George Osborne?

There's no way I'd shag him tho... :/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"George Osborne?

There's no way I'd shag him tho... :/"

Did you see him on PMQ last week? He was coming down from copius amounts of by the looks of it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"George Osborne?

There's no way I'd shag him tho... :/

Did you see him on PMQ last week? He was coming down from copius amounts of by the looks of it.

Loool!

Sporting a snotty nose and red eyes whilst twitching, was he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Didn't you know he's a raging head?

If you're reading this George, sue me, c**t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calum Best

Ramsay Bolton from Game of Thrones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul Rudd or Tom Cruise, both annoy the hell out of me!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the anoying voice on emerdale chaz I think she's called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooo Karen Gillian from doctor who!!!!! Grrrrrr!!!!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dick says Rylan .....

wonder if he's not telling me something lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sean bean, Florence from Florence and the machine you've got me going now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Chuckle Brothers....so I could hear the catch phrase as we mmf'd....all together now

"To me...to you"

Oh the shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moria Stewart, Laurence lewelyn Bowen, Carole smilie, grace Jones, Tom Daley, Ronan keating, pretty sure there is more!!!

Suzanne Reid, caulida winkleman, miley Cyrus!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Chuckle Brothers....so I could hear the catch phrase as we mmf'd....all together now

"To me...to you"

Oh the shame"

PMSL

Richard Madeley but only at the 6 month mark! I'm not easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably each and every one of the spice girls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Chuckle Brothers....so I could hear the catch phrase as we mmf'd....all together now

"To me...to you"

Oh the shame"

Excellent

Karen Brady off the apprentice - wouldn't look so smug with my cock balls deep in her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stephen Moffat (doctor who writer) gets right on my tits too and Keith lemon!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Moria Stewart, Laurence lewelyn Bowen, Carole smilie, grace Jones, Tom Daley, Ronan keating, pretty sure there is more!!!

Suzanne Reid, caulida winkleman, miley Cyrus!!"

Moira Stewart!!! Fucking brilliant

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Just checking in to see if I've been mentioned, yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moria Stewart, Laurence lewelyn Bowen, Carole smilie, grace Jones, Tom Daley, Ronan keating, pretty sure there is more!!!

Suzanne Reid, caulida winkleman, miley Cyrus!!

Moira Stewart!!! Fucking brilliant

Think a high five is needed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dale winton purely for the way he says decade!! And any another mother fucker that pronounces easy words the way they see them!!! Grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Definitely. Big high five she's gotta be 70

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"The Chuckle Brothers....so I could hear the catch phrase as we mmf'd....all together now

"To me...to you"

Oh the shame"

Post of the week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.

I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.

Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.

Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Clarke with his big moon face and unnaturally white teeth. At least he'd be able to fashion a reasonable shelter out of sea and coconut husks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.

I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.

Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.

Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?

You

Lol fuck! I should have said famous person. Fair play though at least you're honest ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.

I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.

Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.

Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?

You

Lol fuck! I should have said famous person. Fair play though at least you're honest ha

I don't hate you. I don't know you. I don't even know what you look like.

I just thought putting you was quite funny

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It would depend on the length of time I'd be stranded - after a while, without opportunity for anything, or anyone else there to provide solace, I'd probably cave in to temptation.

Day 2, Dale Winton - NEVER, EVER, EVER.

Day 100,000,002 Dale Winton - still never. Or Donald Trump, nasty arrogant pig.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.

I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.

Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.

Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?

You

Lol fuck! I should have said famous person. Fair play though at least you're honest ha

I don't hate you. I don't know you. I don't even know what you look like.

I just thought putting you was quite funny

You'd shag me not knowing what I look like but knowing I wind you up??

I AM GOD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.

I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.

Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.

Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?

You

Lol fuck! I should have said famous person. Fair play though at least you're honest ha

I don't hate you. I don't know you. I don't even know what you look like.

I just thought putting you was quite funny

You'd shag me not knowing what I look like but knowing I wind you up??

I AM GOD

If you have a cock & I'm horny, and we're on a desert island. I'll make you fuck me doggy style so how you look won't bother me.

And your head between my thighs, if you can give good head, you'll live longer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I've washed up on a beach with someone I can't stand.

I'm going to fuck them though coz no one will find out.

Mines Alex Jones off the one show. She's a total dipshit.

Who winds you up but you'd shag em if you were stranded alone with them?

You

Lol fuck! I should have said famous person. Fair play though at least you're honest ha

I don't hate you. I don't know you. I don't even know what you look like.

I just thought putting you was quite funny

You'd shag me not knowing what I look like but knowing I wind you up??

I AM GOD

If you have a cock & I'm horny, and we're on a desert island. I'll make you fuck me doggy style so how you look won't bother me.

And your head between my thighs, if you can give good head, you'll live longer

Er..... Um...Sorry I've got fishing nets to make and the like so I'll pass ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't know her name but she presents food unwrapped on c4?

Worst dressed woman on the planet. Looks like she fell headfirst into a charity bin, hair like wurzel gummidge? You know the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh that Mary whatshername, queen of shops; ginger hair!!! Grrrr

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"George Osborne?

There's no way I'd shag him tho... :/

Did you see him on PMQ last week? He was coming down from copius amounts of by the looks of it.

Yeah, I spotted that - I even remarked upon it at the time...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooooh that Mary whatshername, queen of shops; ginger hair!!! Grrrr"

Portas. How about that other one alex polizzi?

She'd get it if there was no one around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natasha 'Spangles' Kaplinsky, Edwina Currie, Ginger Spice Gerri Halliwell, Miranda Hart, Anna Ryder-Richardson, And there's lots more where they came from too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol edwina currie?? You joking??

Ha ha

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nostril dameus aka

Fearne cotton.

I be worried about breaking her though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooh that Mary whatshername, queen of shops; ginger hair!!! Grrrr

Portas. How about that other one alex polizzi?

She'd get it if there was no one around

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she so would ! .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooh that Mary whatshername, queen of shops; ginger hair!!! Grrrr

Portas. How about that other one alex polizzi?

She'd get it if there was no one around

Grrrrr yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Julia Bradbury, woman gets right on my tits!!!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Oooooooo Karen Gillian from doctor who!!!!! Grrrrrr!!!!!"

She is gorgeous. If I fucked her I'd want everyone to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooooo Karen Gillian from doctor who!!!!! Grrrrrr!!!!!

She is gorgeous. If I fucked her I'd want everyone to know. "

As a person she's lovely (yes I've met her, yes she smells delicious) as any fucking pond.....get me the gun!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amy pond bloody typo!

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By *omersetfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"George Osborne?

There's no way I'd shag him tho... :/"

He has already fucked us all so I don't see why not to a little bit of retribution...

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