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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If health n safety put safety checks in place what do you think they would make compulsory?

Goggles

Knee pads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gease nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or grease even......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms and pre bonk checks

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Safety harness & miners lamp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A white stick?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

snorkel and waterwings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"snorkel and waterwings"

Sorry don`t do pishy stuff, call the coastguard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

heels on ladies boots would have to be covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crampons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Crampons. "
kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.MAKE SURE ALL MOVING EQUIPMENT IS IN GOOD CONDITION 2 CHECK ALL IS THOUROUGHLY CLEAN ,TONGUE IS THE PROPER TOOL TO USE FOR THIS .3 ENTER VERY SLOWLY AT FIRST ,IF YOU HEAR OOHS AND AH S THIS IS NORMAL AND WORKING PERFECTLY ! 4 BE CAREFULL ! MAY START TO SHAKE UNCONTROLLABLY BENEATH YOU ,HOLD ON TIGHT ,USE THE 2 HOLDING ON POINTS PROVIDED .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1.MAKE SURE ALL MOVING EQUIPMENT IS IN GOOD CONDITION 2 CHECK ALL IS THOUROUGHLY CLEAN ,TONGUE IS THE PROPER TOOL TO USE FOR THIS .3 ENTER VERY SLOWLY AT FIRST ,IF YOU HEAR OOHS AND AH S THIS IS NORMAL AND WORKING PERFECTLY ! 4 BE CAREFULL ! MAY START TO SHAKE UNCONTROLLABLY BENEATH YOU ,HOLD ON TIGHT ,USE THE 2 HOLDING ON POINTS PROVIDED . "

Method statement, by any chance?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"snorkel and waterwings

Sorry don`t do pishy stuff, call the coastguard. "

If you have seen how much i squirt,you dont just need them for pee play!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In that case a small dingy should do the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High Vis jackets/Condoms?

And not forgetting the pre-sex safe sex assessment form.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"heels on ladies boots would have to be covered"

Dare I ask in what

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Chandelier safety belts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weapon check, don't want it going on in our hands now do we

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Carpets that leave no burn marks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carpets that leave no burn marks."

Tsk, that's cheap nylon ones for you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But they do have the advantage that you can stick balloons to yourself due static electricity from rubbing on a Nylon carpet.... well whatever turns you on I guess!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

shower caps to save the hair from any explosions

tooth picks for playing with those who leave stray hairs...

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But they do have the advantage that you can stick balloons to yourself due static electricity from rubbing on a Nylon carpet.... well whatever turns you on I guess! "

Darling, they are not balloons, they are condoms

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"snorkel and waterwings

Sorry don`t do pishy stuff, call the coastguard.

If you have seen how much i squirt,you dont just need them for pee play! "

Thank you!! that's was I was referring to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"High Vis jackets/Condoms?

And not forgetting the pre-sex safe sex assessment form."

in the blackout rooms - ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"snorkel and waterwings

Sorry don`t do pishy stuff, call the coastguard.

If you have seen how much i squirt,you dont just need them for pee play!

Awwwwwww, looks like we`re gonna have to have you fitted for a SUMP.

Thank you!! that's was I was referring to "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If health n safety put safety checks in place what do you think they would make compulsory?

Goggles

Knee pads "
sky hooks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

WHIPS are a definate no no

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