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"so i need to know where i can go buy a large plastic 'spin the duck' type duck from, in a shop and not online, before Saturday night..has anyone seen one, in a store anywhere? i do believe some peeps want to know how to play xx educational purposes only obviously
no plastic ducks will be harmed during instruction"Go to your local fishing tackle shop, you should be able to pick up a good mallard or widgeon there 
Otherwise go to love honey and get a vibrating one 
Thirdly, if you ask nicely, you can borrow Ed from me | |||
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"so i need to know where i can go buy a large plastic 'spin the duck' type duck from, in a shop and not online, before Saturday night..has anyone seen one, in a store anywhere? i do believe some peeps want to know how to play xx educational purposes only obviously toyRuS xx
no plastic ducks will be harmed during instruction"toysRus | |||
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"so i need to know where i can go buy a large plastic 'spin the duck' type duck from, in a shop and not online, before Saturday night..has anyone seen one, in a store anywhere? i do believe some peeps want to know how to play xx educational purposes only obviously toyRuS xx
no plastic ducks will be harmed during instruction toysRus "I was going to suggest there | |||
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"so i need to know where i can go buy a large plastic 'spin the duck' type duck from, in a shop and not online, before Saturday night..has anyone seen one, in a store anywhere? i do believe some peeps want to know how to play xx educational purposes only obviously
no plastic ducks will be harmed during instruction
Go to your local fishing tackle shop, you should be able to pick up a good mallard or widgeon there
Otherwise go to love honey and get a vibrating one
Thirdly, if you ask nicely, you can borrow Ed from me "as for love honey vibrating ducks..id need a tutorial
tell me do you you do a courier service with Mr Ed?xxx do i get to borrow you too? x
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"I'm calling the RSPCA in advance "maybe you should come and inspect the spinning duck, make sure it has no lasting side effects.. are you a qualified duck monitor? | |||
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"so i need to know where i can go buy a large plastic 'spin the duck' type duck from, in a shop and not online, before Saturday night..has anyone seen one, in a store anywhere? i do believe some peeps want to know how to play xx educational purposes only obviously toyRuS xx
no plastic ducks will be harmed during instruction toysRus "ooh maybe....thanks | |||
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"so i need to know where i can go buy a large plastic 'spin the duck' type duck from, in a shop and not online, before Saturday night..has anyone seen one, in a store anywhere? i do believe some peeps want to know how to play xx educational purposes only obviously toyRuS xx
no plastic ducks will be harmed during instruction toysRus
ooh maybe....thanks"they have a duck section especially for tall people | |||
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"The Reeves and Mortimer plastic duck emporium, Dunny on the slackit. They have the largest selection in the country." are you for real mr nordy??  | |||
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" Thirdly, if you ask nicely, you can borrow Ed from me "Does anyone else find the thought of Andi Peters being on Fabs a little disturbing...?  | |||
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"The Reeves and Mortimer plastic duck emporium, Dunny on the slackit. They have the largest selection in the country. are you for real mr nordy?? "I have to ask myself that every morning.  | |||
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" Thirdly, if you ask nicely, you can borrow Ed from me
Does anyone else find the thought of Andi Peters being on Fabs a little disturbing...?
"whos that? i have no TV..so social media/ tv jokes i dont get... | |||
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"Try a farmers supply store, they should have some. Not sure of your area but Mole Valley Farmers Store or Doe Power would help you out. "id just like a big yellow one that sits in the bath..are they popular with farmers??
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"Cant help with a spinning duck but hows about you get a cheap rouleete wheel, make a hole in rubber ducks bum, place him on top of the spinny bit of the roulette wheel? Prob no help at all that but just an idea if you get stuck.. Katie x" youll have duck protection after you you know...hehehehe
thankyou you are very ..inventive xx | |||
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"The Reeves and Mortimer plastic duck emporium, Dunny on the slackit. They have the largest selection in the country. are you for real mr nordy??
I have to ask myself that every morning. "love you mr nordy xx i dont mind if you are a dream..you are a very sweet one xx | |||
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"Cant help with a spinning duck but hows about you get a cheap rouleete wheel, make a hole in rubber ducks bum, place him on top of the spinny bit of the roulette wheel? Prob no help at all that but just an idea if you get stuck.. Katie x youll have duck protection after you you know...hehehehe
thankyou you are very ..inventive xx "welcome.. xx | |||
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"so i need to know where i can go buy a large plastic 'spin the duck' type duck from, in a shop and not online, before Saturday night..has anyone seen one, in a store anywhere? i do believe some peeps want to know how to play xx educational purposes only obviously
no plastic ducks will be harmed during instruction"O.k so I'm being a bit thick here but what's a spinning duck ? Catching ducks I get but spinning ? | |||
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"Just a word of advice for what its worth. Make sure you clear the immediate area around the duck of drinks and glasses, I had a unfortunate incident at a party where I span the duck to hard causing it to stagger off in a dizzy, causing carnage by smashing glasses and knocking drinks off the table and over people" hahaha 'carnage' and 'all over people'..mmm i think thats usually the people, playing 'spin the duc'k, not the duck its self...so ive heard.. 
blaming the duck though...good one , ill remember that x | |||
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"so i need to know where i can go buy a large plastic 'spin the duck' type duck from, in a shop and not online, before Saturday night..has anyone seen one, in a store anywhere? i do believe some peeps want to know how to play xx educational purposes only obviously
no plastic ducks will be harmed during instruction
O.k so I'm being a bit thick here but what's a spinning duck ?
Catching ducks I get but spinning ? "its like spin the bottle, in a hot tub... | |||
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"so i need to know where i can go buy a large plastic 'spin the duck' type duck from, in a shop and not online, before Saturday night..has anyone seen one, in a store anywhere? i do believe some peeps want to know how to play xx educational purposes only obviously
no plastic ducks will be harmed during instruction
O.k so I'm being a bit thick here but what's a spinning duck ?
Catching ducks I get but spinning ? "Have you seen the "spinning" exercise classes using a bike ? Its like that but with a duck | |||
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"Try a farmers supply store, they should have some. Not sure of your area but Mole Valley Farmers Store or Doe Power would help you out.
id just like a big yellow one that sits in the bath..are they popular with farmers??
the mind boggles "It looks like a duck, floats like a duck but doesn't quack like a duck. It's a duck! | |||
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"The Reeves and Mortimer plastic duck emporium, Dunny on the slackit. They have the largest selection in the country. are you for real mr nordy??
I have to ask myself that every morning.
love you mr nordy xx i dont mind if you are a dream..you are a very sweet one xx"STOP! X | |||
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"Try a farmers supply store, they should have some. Not sure of your area but Mole Valley Farmers Store or Doe Power would help you out.
id just like a big yellow one that sits in the bath..are they popular with farmers??
the mind boggles
It looks like a duck, floats like a duck but doesn't quack like a duck. It's a duck!"its a decoy duck right?..pretends its a duck so you can have .(sshhhh dont speak too loud )duck for supper..id just like a friendly plastic yellow one, if its naughty, you just place it looking at the wall, in the corner... | |||
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"http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-Large-Plastic-Ducks-11cm-for-Duck-Races-Fundraising-Fete-Idea-/321406032393?nav=SEARCH" !2
no internet shopping..all the delivery faff
local suplly ducks only otherwise it might only speak 'mandarin' get it?..hehehe | |||
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"The Reeves and Mortimer plastic duck emporium, Dunny on the slackit. They have the largest selection in the country. are you for real mr nordy??
I have to ask myself that every morning.
love you mr nordy xx i dont mind if you are a dream..you are a very sweet one xx
STOP! X"hammer time? xx | |||
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"so i need to know where i can go buy a large plastic 'spin the duck' type duck from, in a shop and not online, before Saturday night..has anyone seen one, in a store anywhere? i do believe some peeps want to know how to play xx educational purposes only obviously
no plastic ducks will be harmed during instruction
O.k so I'm being a bit thick here but what's a spinning duck ?
Catching ducks I get but spinning ?
its like spin the bottle, in a hot tub... "Ohhh that sounds fun | |||
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"home bargains 3.99 and it quacks too called dylan" ooh thanks..searched online nearest store like an hour away..and if i search toys and gmes it doesnt show as an option..hmmmm | |||
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"so i need to know where i can go buy a large plastic 'spin the duck' type duck from, in a shop and not online, before Saturday night..has anyone seen one, in a store anywhere? i do believe some peeps want to know how to play xx educational purposes only obviously
no plastic ducks will be harmed during instruction
O.k so I'm being a bit thick here but what's a spinning duck ?
Catching ducks I get but spinning ?
its like spin the bottle, in a hot tub...
Ohhh that sounds fun "it can be | |||
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"oh my goodness i think ive found it.. john lewis.. a pirate duck...awesome!! and other ones too
happy days!!"probably not..too small  | |||
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"so i need to know where i can go buy a large plastic 'spin the duck' type duck from, in a shop and not online, before Saturday night..has anyone seen one, in a store anywhere? i do believe some peeps want to know how to play xx educational purposes only obviously
no plastic ducks will be harmed during instruction
Go to your local fishing tackle shop, you should be able to pick up a good mallard or widgeon there
Otherwise go to love honey and get a vibrating one
Thirdly, if you ask nicely, you can borrow Ed from me
as for love honey vibrating ducks..id need a tutorial
tell me do you you do a courier service with Mr Ed?xxx do i get to borrow you too? x
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"home bargains 3.99 and it quacks too called dylan ooh thanks..searched online nearest store like an hour away..and if i search toys and gmes it doesnt show as an option..hmmmm "look in garden section | |||
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