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"I don't do pain x" He won't like that he like to spank | |||
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"I don't do pain x He won't like that he like to spank " That's fine, I mean really sore pain x | |||
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"Of course you no this is war " I don't do tat'd men | |||
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"Of course you no this is war I don't do tat'd men " What do you do I wonder | |||
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"Of course you no this is war I don't do tat'd men What do you do I wonder " I don't do speculators | |||
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"Of course you no this is war I don't do tat'd men What do you do I wonder I don't do speculators" No idea what your missing | |||
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"Of course you no this is war I don't do tat'd men What do you do I wonder I don't do speculators No idea what your missing " I don't do men who try to convince you you should | |||
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"Of course you no this is war I don't do tat'd men What do you do I wonder I don't do speculators No idea what your missing I don't do men who try to convince you you should " | |||
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"I don't do, what I don't want too x" Very true of everyone I'd hope | |||
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"Of course you no this is war I don't do tat'd men What do you do I wonder I don't do speculators No idea what your missing I don't do men who try to convince you you should " I certainly don't do grinning men with green skin | |||
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"i dnt do 3sums" I do.....but don't tell the old green grinning tattooed guy chasing me please | |||
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"i dnt do 3sums" Love a good threesome | |||
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"i dnt do 3sums Love a good threesome" We need a good threesome | |||
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"There's nothing I dont do " Can you do the old man chasing me? | |||
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"There's nothing I dont do Can you do the old man chasing me? " I'll take one for the team. | |||
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"Of course you no this is war I don't do tat'd men What do you do I wonder I don't do speculators No idea what your missing I don't do men who try to convince you you should I certainly don't do grinning men with green skin " Did you trip over and get left behind old man? | |||
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"There's nothing I dont do Can you do the old man chasing me? I'll take one for the team. " Help the aged......I love it! I wouldn't do him if it was BOGOF | |||
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"I'm in the middle of a self imposed midlife crisis, so what the hell am I supposed to think " That you're lucky I'm not taking the piss out of you Give yourself a break. Midlife is good....go enjoy it | |||
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"i dnt do 3sums Love a good threesome" So do I | |||
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"i dnt do 3sums Love a good threesome" I don't do 3 somes without you in them x | |||
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"Gang bangs and greedy girls.....amongst others" I don't do anything less that 6 hours | |||
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"Gang bangs and greedy girls.....amongst othersI don't do anything less that 6 hours " | |||
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"We dont do arranging to meet then not turning up !! " many do trust me | |||
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"We dont do arranging to meet then not turning up !! many do trust me " Yes, unfortunatley we have had the pleasure a cpl of timesnow of no shows | |||
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"Stupid people! " how can you tell do you give them a little test first ? | |||
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"We dont do arranging to meet then not turning up !! many do trust me Yes, unfortunatley we have had the pleasure a cpl of timesnow of no shows " a couple hehe you need to develop staying power ,imagine many on here could tell you much worse and that includes me | |||
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"We dont do arranging to meet then not turning up !! many do trust me Yes, unfortunatley we have had the pleasure a cpl of timesnow of no shows a couple hehe you need to develop staying power ,imagine many on here could tell you much worse and that includes me " Staying power? got 100% stamina here, not letting a cpl of time wasting fukwits deter us, on and up as they say | |||
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"I don't go older than 40, I don't do piss, pain, blood, anal " Oh and poo! | |||
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"I don't do people who think I'm so fucking desperate that I'll drop whatever I'm doing and scuttle off to meet them. In those 2 minutes that they are expecting me to get ready and meet, I've spent the time telling them what I think and blocking them. " Spot on Steve!!! Same here | |||
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"What's scat? Anyone?" Something to do with crap, that's all I know ( or WANT to know!) | |||
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"What's scat? Anyone?" Nice avatar by the way! | |||
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"Stupid people! how can you tell do you give them a little test first ? " I give them tests | |||
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"Stupid people! how can you tell do you give them a little test first ? I give them tests " what I know ,stds? Or driving? Or eye? Xx | |||
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"i dnt do 3sums Love a good threesome So do I Me too " me three x | |||
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"Stupid people! how can you tell do you give them a little test first ? " I make them sit an exam! | |||
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"Stupid people! how can you tell do you give them a little test first ? I make them sit an exam! " please please miss can you examine me more closely x | |||
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"I don't do drama" you've never acted I can't believe that !! | |||
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"i dnt do 3sums Love a good threesome We need a good threesome " Ahem | |||
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"I don't do drama" I no what I'd like to do | |||
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"I don't do old men amongst other things! What don't you do? By the way happy birthday old man *Dances out laughing" people who block people who are not between 50 and 56, I am 57 why does one year make any difference and why such a narrow age range? | |||
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"I don't do old men amongst other things! What don't you do? By the way happy birthday old man *Dances out laughing people who block people who are not between 50 and 56, I am 57 why does one year make any difference and why such a narrow age range?" Your own age choice is 35-70. Why not 34-71, or 18-99? | |||
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" Gay/Bi-Sexual/Curious Guy's, Smokers, Spanking and Anal are on our No list. " I don't know what you think bi-guys do that you do not. We do not jump on straight man and try to convert them to our perverted ways! 50% of men will play with another guy just so see what it's like! | |||
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"I don't do old men amongst other things! What don't you do? By the way happy birthday old man *Dances out laughing" How old is old? I get people messaging me when they see my bum pic. I look at their profile and it might say 18-40 and I'm too old for them lol | |||
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" Gay/Bi-Sexual/Curious Guy's, Smokers, Spanking and Anal are on our No list. I don't know what you think bi-guys do that you do not. We do not jump on straight man and try to convert them to our perverted ways! 50% of men will play with another guy just so see what it's like! " Which means 50% won't. So why not leave the 1s that will to find you and stop trying your arm...... By the way not meaning you personally | |||
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"I don't do old men amongst other things! What don't you do? By the way happy birthday old man *Dances out laughing How old is old? I get people messaging me when they see my bum pic. I look at their profile and it might say 18-40 and I'm too old for them lol" Good God who can blame em that's 1 cracking arsed. Forgive the pun | |||
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"We don't do scat .." Me neither... .. unless I have a really tight and well syncopated backing band - and then it has to be followed by some ragtime. | |||
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"What's scat? Anyone?" It's a type of jazz - google Ella Fitzgerald. | |||
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"I don't do old men amongst other things! What don't you do? By the way happy birthday old man *Dances out laughing How old is old? I get people messaging me when they see my bum pic. I look at their profile and it might say 18-40 and I'm too old for them lol Good God who can blame em that's 1 cracking arsed. Forgive the pun " Lol, thank you | |||
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"I don't do old men amongst other things! What don't you do? By the way happy birthday old man *Dances out laughing How old is old? I get people messaging me when they see my bum pic. I look at their profile and it might say 18-40 and I'm too old for them lol Good God who can blame em that's 1 cracking arsed. Forgive the pun Lol, thank you " The pleasure is all mine or given half a chance it would be | |||
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"Ok here goes. Don't do.... Grief, drama, needy people, nutters, moaners, people whose glass is half empty, animals, minerals, vegetables (unless smooth skinned and relatively thin), egos, rudeness, lukewarm curries, unscented bum wipes, weak coffee, poor farts, the unwashed, shit beer, and Anthea Fucking Turner Finished " | |||
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"This whole scat thing freaks me out To think are people out there who like pooing on each other When I have an accidental finger moment with my Andrex I run for the wash basin screaming Do these people actually phone each other up and say "if you're not up to much tonight can I come around and curl one down on you?" WTF!" No its more like come here darlin let me suit down ya neck...... ohh ek I felt the sick rise up then gulp | |||
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"This thread has put an early morning smile on my face. The benefit of doing an old man is feeling a sense of worth, being part of the community, and you may even be up for an award for services to ageuk And they can get you in places cheap on the oap pass " Love this reply | |||
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"Stupid people! how can you tell do you give them a little test first ? I make them sit an exam! please please miss can you examine me more closely x " What makes you think I haven't? | |||
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"This whole scat thing freaks me out To think are people out there who like pooing on each other When I have an accidental finger moment with my Andrex I run for the wash basin screaming Do these people actually phone each other up and say "if you're not up to much tonight can I come around and curl one down on you?" WTF!" What they said ^^ | |||
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"I don't do dramayou've never acted I can't believe that !! " I have done some acting funnily enough! | |||
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"I don't do dramayou've never acted I can't believe that !! I have done some acting funnily enough! " hehe emerdale or was it a bedroom farce ? | |||
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"I don't do men who's first message to me is "suck me tonight?" I also don't do men who's second message to me is "ok a fuck then?" " Hahaha! Yep this! | |||
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"I don't do men who's first message to me is "suck me tonight?" I also don't do men who's second message to me is "ok a fuck then?" Hahaha! Yep this! " I do insatiable x oh it's don't do sorry I don't not do insatiable | |||
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"I don't do old men amongst other things! What don't you do? By the way happy birthday old man *Dances out laughing" Fat chicks | |||
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"I don't do old men amongst other things! What don't you do? By the way happy birthday old man *Dances out laughing" How old is old | |||
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"I'm in the middle of a self imposed midlife crisis, so what the hell am I supposed to think That you're lucky I'm not taking the piss out of you Give yourself a break. Midlife is good....go enjoy it " Oh, I'm enjoying it alright. Gonna dye ma goatee turquoise next week | |||
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"I don't do naked cartwheels " I totally think you should! | |||
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"I'm in the middle of a self imposed midlife crisis, so what the hell am I supposed to think That you're lucky I'm not taking the piss out of you Give yourself a break. Midlife is good....go enjoy it Oh, I'm enjoying it alright. Gonna dye ma goatee turquoise next week " Get you.....rebel! | |||
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"I don't do old men amongst other things! What don't you do? By the way happy birthday old man *Dances out laughing" Can i have the over 50's then please? Mrs _d40 xx | |||
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"I don't do coffee or cheeseI do but I don't do tea " Well I do tea, so remember in the morning........A nice brew please | |||
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"I don't do coffee or cheeseI do but I don't do tea Well I do tea, so remember in the morning........A nice brew please " mmmm best offer I've had all day xx | |||
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"I don't do old men amongst other things! What don't you do? By the way happy birthday old man *Dances out laughing Can i have the over 50's then please? Mrs _d40 xx" You may | |||
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"judging people on age " What about if they look like their pooch? Human crufts | |||
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"I don't do tea or coffee. Although have both at home, for guests. " I don't do tea but can I come round for coffee please xx | |||
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