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"Just lurking as usual!! Awaiting my sexy estate agent friend to send me a dirty video!!" Good evening Ms. Geeky
Lurking with a hint of perving...like it  | |||
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"Evening Daniel. Just here for the next 5 mins then off to land of nod! Have a good evening all! " Good evening Dan
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"I am working on being restlessly lurking while thinking of having a perv before moving onto flirting "Good evening Naughties
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"evening just window shoping as per "Good evening Ms. Foxy
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"Helloooooooooo I'm chilling tonight, feeling very cheeky and therefore probably sailing close to the naughty step-wind. I might try and flirt with Suzy later, just to confuse her... "Good evening Mr. Sharp
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"Window shopping but the credit card is in hand lol " Good evening Mr. Swing
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"Yo bro, I'm here "Good evening Ace
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music " Oi oi soppy bollocks 
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"Window shopping but the credit card is in hand lol Good evening Mr. Swing
After anything in particular?"A gorgeous genuine lady who likes a bit of spontaneous fun..... I know long shot. I normally plan meets just had too much work on to try and arrange before I travelled | |||
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday. "It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait | |||
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"I'm not here " Who said that | |||
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"I'm not here " OK | |||
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"Yo bro, I'm here
Good evening Ace
How are you this fine eve? "I'm feeling exquisitely euphoric this evening, how's ya darned fine self youth | |||
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"Window shopping but the credit card is in hand lol Good evening Mr. Swing
After anything in particular?
A gorgeous genuine lady who likes a bit of spontaneous fun.....
I know long shot.
I normally plan meets just had too much work on to try and arrange before I travelled "You need a credit card for that?  | |||
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"I'm not here " Good evening Missy....or not as the case may be | |||
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait "Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby | |||
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"Window shopping but the credit card is in hand lol Good evening Mr. Swing
After anything in particular?
A gorgeous genuine lady who likes a bit of spontaneous fun.....
I know long shot.
I normally plan meets just had too much work on to try and arrange before I travelled
You need a credit card for that? "sometimes | |||
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"Window shopping but the credit card is in hand lol Good evening Mr. Swing
After anything in particular?
A gorgeous genuine lady who likes a bit of spontaneous fun.....
I know long shot.
I normally plan meets just had too much work on to try and arrange before I travelled
You need a credit card for that? "To spoil said lady of course I'm not a complete sexual animal lol | |||
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how are you all hugs for all that need one | |||
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"Just lurking evening everyone "Good evening Mr. Smoothie
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"Yo bro, I'm here
Good evening Ace
How are you this fine eve?
I'm feeling exquisitely euphoric this evening, how's ya darned fine self youth "Last shift so looking forward to resting tomorrow then Xstasia on Friday night | |||
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"Good evening Mr. Sharp
What is this naughty step you speak of? "Oh....nothing....forget I mentioned it! * whistles innocently | |||
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"Window shopping but the credit card is in hand lol Good evening Mr. Swing
After anything in particular?
A gorgeous genuine lady who likes a bit of spontaneous fun.....
I know long shot.
I normally plan meets just had too much work on to try and arrange before I travelled
You need a credit card for that?
sometimes "Ah right got you | |||
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby "What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it | |||
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"Window shopping but the credit card is in hand lol Good evening Mr. Swing
After anything in particular?
A gorgeous genuine lady who likes a bit of spontaneous fun.....
I know long shot.
I normally plan meets just had too much work on to try and arrange before I travelled
You need a credit card for that?
To spoil said lady of course I'm not a complete sexual animal lol "Ah the old one from each category...perfume; lingeries; flowers; wine or chocs | |||
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"Evening ladies and gentlemen cake and what ever drinks you'd care for how are you all hugs for all that need one "I'll have an apple in case Courtney sees....
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"Evening ladies and gentlemen cake and what ever drinks you'd care for how are you all hugs for all that need one "Good evening Ms. Watson
Cup of milky tea please | |||
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"Good evening Mr. Sharp
What is this naughty step you speak of?
Oh....nothing....forget I mentioned it!
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby
What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it"Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave | |||
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"Evening ladies and gentlemen cake and what ever drinks you'd care for how are you all hugs for all that need one "Tea with 2 please. Ta muchly x | |||
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"Lurking. Good evening all "Good evening Davy
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby
What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it
Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave "No problem | |||
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby
What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it
Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave
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"Present and correct Dan, workin an pervin! "Good evening Mr. Oiled
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"I'm punishing the neighbours with my singing it's a good day "What have they done to you   | |||
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby
What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it
Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave
No problem
I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol "I'll already be there | |||
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"I'm punishing the neighbours with my singing it's a good day
What have they done to you "stamping on the floor yet again if they run up and down the stairs again I'm gonna break a leg and not my own | |||
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"I've not had much to eat today, who wants to make me something to shovel down ma throat, then force feed me some cider "Scrumpy... satisfies both requests! | |||
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby
What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it
Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave
No problem
I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol
I'll already be there "Get the drinks in then | |||
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"I'm punishing the neighbours with my singing it's a good day
What have they done to you stamping on the floor yet again if they run up and down the stairs again I'm gonna break a leg and not my own "Count to 10 then.....woooosaaaah | |||
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"I'm punishing the neighbours with my singing it's a good day "What's the tune? | |||
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby
What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it
Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave
No problem
I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol
I'll already be there
Get the drinks in then "Eye eye captain | |||
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"Evening all! Just having a browse tonight " Good evening Mr. Makenchi
Welcome to Team Nocturnal thread based home of the night owls and the restless | |||
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"Just lurking evening everyone
Good evening Mr. Smoothie
How's things?"Am hunkydory Dan thanks how's your good self | |||
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"I'm punishing the neighbours with my singing it's a good day
What's the tune?"pixies - where is my mind lol | |||
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby
What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it
Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave
No problem
I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol
I'll already be there
Get the drinks in then
Eye eye captain "I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one | |||
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"Evening all! Just having a browse tonight Good evening Mr. Makenchi
Welcome to Team Nocturnal thread based home of the night owls and the restless "...and the mucking about before bed part-time nocturnalists | |||
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"Just lurking evening everyone
Good evening Mr. Smoothie
How's things?
Am hunkydory Dan thanks
how's your good self"Tip top tonight on shift 6 of 6 so off tomorrow and a full day of rest ahead | |||
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby
What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it
Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave
No problem
I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol
I'll already be there
Get the drinks in then
Eye eye captain
I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one "I'm banking on it | |||
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"Been a while but thought I'd ask... Who's working? Who's lurking? Who's perving? Who's restless? And who's flirting tonight?" Yes to all of the above | |||
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"evening Dan and nah not yet lol" Just remember you buy one you get one free.....I said you buy one you get one free | |||
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"Evening all! Just having a browse tonight Good evening Mr. Makenchi
Welcome to Team Nocturnal thread based home of the night owls and the restless
...and the mucking about before bed part-time nocturnalists"All are welcome | |||
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"Good thankyou daniel??" You working tonight? Brain is fuzzy you may have already said lol. | |||
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby
What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it
Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave
No problem
I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol
I'll already be there
Get the drinks in then
Eye eye captain
I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one
I'm banking on it "I'm planning on it | |||
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"Been a while but thought I'd ask... Who's working? Who's lurking? Who's perving? Who's restless? And who's flirting tonight? Yes to all of the above "Good evening to you both
Full house | |||
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"Im here....logging off soon back on tommorow to see if i can find some fun" Good evening and erm goodnight then Mr. Mystery | |||
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" kisssssses n cake "Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx | |||
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"good evening all xx" Good evening Suzy
How's things with you? | |||
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"good evening all xx Good evening Suzy
How's things with you? "im really good thanks just got in xx | |||
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" kisssssses n cake
Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx"sure is xx | |||
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"good evening all xx" evening beautiful xxxx | |||
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"good evening all xx evening beautiful xxxx" hey gorgeous, hows your Wednesday been? xx | |||
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Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx"Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom! Suzy- the cake is here with me and MsW x | |||
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"sod that 1s enough for me lol" Go on treat yourself | |||
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"good evening all xx evening beautiful xxxx hey gorgeous, hows your Wednesday been? xx" incredible gotta love a Wednesday | |||
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" kisssssses n cake
Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx"Of.course, we're fully catered | |||
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" kisssssses n cake
Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx
Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!
Suzy- the cake is here with me and
MsW x "carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx | |||
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"good evening all xx" Welcome Suzy, how's your throat? | |||
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"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ????" Till the police arrive | |||
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" kisssssses n cake
Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx
Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!
Suzy- the cake is here with me and
MsW x " extra big snuggles too | |||
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"good evening all xx Good evening Suzy
How's things with you?
im really good thanks just got in xx"Been out on the razz? | |||
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"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ???? Till the police arrive "I might need bail | |||
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" kisssssses n cake
Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx
Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!
Suzy- the cake is here with me and
MsW x
carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx "Mental image!!!!! | |||
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"I've not had much to eat today, who wants to make me something to shovel down ma throat, then force feed me some cider
Scrumpy... satisfies both requests! "I think I  you | |||
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"good evening all xx Welcome Suzy, how's your throat?" it was coming back but ive spoken all evening so gone back into 'id rather be quiet mode' for a bit..its getting there . thankyou for asking, how are you lovely? xx | |||
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" kisssssses n cake
Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx
Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!
Suzy- the cake is here with me and
MsW x
carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx "suzy sandwich | |||
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" kisssssses n cake
Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx
Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!
Suzy- the cake is here with me and
MsW x
carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx
Mental image!!!!! "mmmmmmm nice xx | |||
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Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx
Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!
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MsW x
carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx suzy sandwich "yes please | |||
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"good evening all xx Welcome Suzy, how's your throat? it was coming back but ive spoken all evening so gone back into 'id rather be quiet mode' for a bit..its getting there . thankyou for asking, how are you lovely? xx" Good thanks...but I appear to have pulled some strange fella by giving him a lumpy drink. This can't end well... | |||
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"evening Suzi x x" hi foxy, how are you sweet, have you had a good day? xx | |||
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"Onto http://youtu.be/jkaMiaRLgvY now I have wine and I'm not tired they might be I for a long night 4am last night was when they finally shut up how long shall I sing for ???? Till the police arrive I might need bail "Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat *runs and hides sharpish* | |||
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby
What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it
Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave
No problem
I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol
I'll already be there
Get the drinks in then
Eye eye captain
I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one
I'm banking on it
I'm planning on it "Let do it then | |||
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" kisssssses n cake
Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx
Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!
Suzy- the cake is here with me and
MsW x
carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx
Mental!!!!! "Yup! | |||
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"good evening all xx Welcome Suzy, how's your throat? it was coming back but ive spoken all evening so gone back into 'id rather be quiet mode' for a bit..its getting there . thankyou for asking, how are you lovely? xx Good thanks...but I appear to have pulled some strange fella by giving him a lumpy drink. This can't end well... " dare i ask anything further..?? | |||
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" kisssssses n cake
Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx
Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!
Suzy- the cake is here with me and
MsW x
carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx
Mental!!!!!
Yup! " hey put the image back!
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby
What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it
Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave
No problem
I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol
I'll already be there
Get the drinks in then
Eye eye captain
I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one
I'm banking on it
I'm planning on it
Let do it then "Rude not too | |||
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Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat *runs and hides sharpish*
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dare i ask anything further..??
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby
What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it
Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave
No problem
I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol
I'll already be there
Get the drinks in then
Eye eye captain
I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one
I'm banking on it
I'm planning on it
Let do it then
Rude not too "I've always been known for my impeccable manners | |||
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" kisssssses n cake
Now thats worth coming in for... is there tea as well please xx sure is xx
Ooo carrot cake my favourite, nom nom!
Suzy- the cake is here with me and
MsW x
carrot cake..my favourite...budge up can i go in the middle? xx
Mental!!!!!
Yup!
hey put the image back!
I liked it... " | |||
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby
What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it
Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave
No problem
I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol
I'll already be there
Get the drinks in then
Eye eye captain
I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one
I'm banking on it
I'm planning on it
Let do it then
Rude not too
I've always been known for my impeccable manners "I've always been known for my...erm...not sure I should divulge lol | |||
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Scrumpy... satisfies both requests!
I think I you "*Waters Ace's drink down.... | |||
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby
What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it
Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave
No problem
I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol
I'll already be there
Get the drinks in then
Eye eye captain
I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one
I'm banking on it
I'm planning on it
Let do it then
Rude not too
I've always been known for my impeccable manners
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Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat *runs and hides sharpish* withdraws all privileges
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Laters dude "Laters Bladey x | |||
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"Evening Dan. Good to see you back where you belong. Im mooching and packing lessening to music Oi oi soppy bollocks
How was your birthday? Looking forward to Friday.
It was good with family you no how it is. My party starts tomorrow but I'll see you and the rest on Fri can't wait
Should be a good laugh...I've got my Jager tokens on standby
What time you getting there. Was thinking get a bite to eat before we go of you fancy it
Not sure yet hopefully get there early, I'll have to pm you Friday as to when we leave
No problem
I'm hoping to get away early so we can be there for 6 ish but I know how my plans end up lol
I'll already be there
Get the drinks in then
Eye eye captain
I have a funny feeling it's going to be a messy one
I'm banking on it
I'm planning on it
Let do it then
Rude not too
I've always been known for my impeccable manners
I've always been known for my...erm...not sure I should divulge lol
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Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat *runs and hides sharpish* withdraws all privileges
Applies for newly available privileges il give you an interview there is a written and oral exam at the second stage of said interview "I passed my oral | |||
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Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat *runs and hides sharpish* withdraws all privileges
Applies for newly available privileges il give you an interview there is a written and oral exam at the second stage of said interview "I accept the terms an conditions. *tick | |||
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Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat *runs and hides sharpish* withdraws all privileges
Applies for newly available privileges il give you an interview there is a written and oral exam at the second stage of said interview
I passed my oral " | |||
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"Right lots to do tea break over. Catch you all later
Laters dude
Laters Bladey x"Just like arnie I'll be back xx | |||
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Not if the Rspca turn up instead though. ..they may just report it as someone strangling a cat *runs and hides sharpish* withdraws all privileges
Applies for newly available privileges il give you an interview there is a written and oral exam at the second stage of said interview
I accept the terms an conditions.
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Laters dude
Laters Bladey x
Just like arnie I'll be back xx"I need your boots and your motorcycle.. (Clothes wont fit ) | |||
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"Right lots to do tea break over. Catch you all later
Laters dude
Laters Bladey x
Just like arnie I'll be back xxI need your boots and your motorcycle..
(Clothes wont fit )"lmao xx | |||
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"I've not had much to eat today, who wants to make me something to shovel down ma throat, then force feed me some cider
Scrumpy... satisfies both requests!
I think I you
*Waters Ace's drink down...."
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"Right you lovely lot I am off for my beauty sleep- got a playdate with a hot fella later! (See you in a hundred years)
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"I've not had much to eat today, who wants to make me something to shovel down ma throat, then force feed me some cider
Scrumpy... satisfies both requests!
I think I you
*Waters Ace's drink down....
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Sweet dreams all xx"Nighty night chick filthy dreams and have fun xx | |||
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Scrumpy... satisfies both requests!
I think I you
*Waters Ace's drink down....
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"First question of your interview What can you bring to the table Second If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha Third If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail
1. Cutlery. And cider.
2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.
3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested." cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol
How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha
I'm always naked how much quicker ??? | |||
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Sweet dreams all xx
Nighty night chick filthy dreams and have fun xx "Mwah xx | |||
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"First question of your interview What can you bring to the table Second If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha Third If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail
1. Cutlery. And cider.
2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.
3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested. cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol
How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha
I'm always naked how much quicker ???"No point answering given how badly I fucked up the first two!
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"First question of your interview What can you bring to the table Second If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha Third If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail
1. Cutlery. And cider.
2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.
3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested. cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol
How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha
I'm always naked how much quicker ???
No point answering given how badly I fucked up the first two!
(you dunk a wagon wheel in a bowl, btw)"well ladies if he asks you round for coffee expect a bowl full | |||
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1. Cutlery. And cider.
2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.
3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested. cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol
How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha
I'm always naked how much quicker ???
No point answering given how badly I fucked up the first two!
(you dunk a wagon wheel in a bowl, btw) well ladies if he asks you round for coffee expect a bowl full "a'cereal' dunker? ( see what i did there ) | |||
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"Evening Dan my man Suzy ma' lady Hey Everyone else! Well Dan, we finally reached the end, off for 4 weeks, all late night fabbing will strictly be at my own expence
yay Aman..wow hooray for you my lovely, you did it..xx"Thank you Miss S, altho I'm pretty tired, I'm so looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow. "Evening Dan my man Suzy ma' lady Hey Everyone else! Well Dan, we finally reached the end, off for 4 weeks, all late night fabbing will strictly be at my own expence
Good evening A man
You turning to the light side and becoming a day walker then? "I've been one of them for the last week, Dan, you won't believe this but there's this giant ball of fire where the dark stuff normally is, it stops all the twinkly thing from coming out, it makes water come from your brow and hurts your eyes | |||
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"First question of your interview What can you bring to the table Second If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha Third If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail
1. Cutlery. And cider.
2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.
3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested. cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol
How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha
I'm always naked how much quicker ???
No point answering given how badly I fucked up the first two!
(you dunk a wagon wheel in a bowl, btw) well ladies if he asks you round for coffee expect a bowl full "
Right. Firstly, there was no mention of coffee in the original question.
Secondly, why spoil coffee by putting crumbs in it?
And finally, maybe a bowl of coffee is needed to stay awake when I'm spouting () nonsense like this.... | |||
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"Evening Dan my man Suzy ma' lady Hey Everyone else! Well Dan, we finally reached the end, off for 4 weeks, all late night fabbing will strictly be at my own expence
yay Aman..wow hooray for you my lovely, you did it..xx
Thank you Miss S, altho I'm pretty tired, I'm so looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow.
Evening Dan my man
Suzy ma' lady
Hey Everyone else!
Well Dan, we finally reached the end, off for 4 weeks, all late night fabbing will strictly be at my own expence
Good evening A man
You turning to the light side and becoming a day walker then?
I've been one of them for the last week, Dan, you won't believe this but there's this giant ball of fire where the dark stuff normally is, it stops all the twinkly thing from coming out, it makes water come from your brow and hurts your eyes "I've heard of this fire ball phenomena but have yet to experience it | |||
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"First question of your interview What can you bring to the table Second If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha Third If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail
1. Cutlery. And cider.
2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.
3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested. cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol
How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha
I'm always naked how much quicker ???
No point answering given how badly I fucked up the first two!
(you dunk a wagon wheel in a bowl, btw) well ladies if he asks you round for coffee expect a bowl full
Right. Firstly, there was no mention of coffee in the original question.
Secondly, why spoil coffee by putting crumbs in it?
And finally, maybe a bowl of coffee is needed to stay awake when I'm spouting () nonsense like this...."Women are sneaky they always change the rules | |||
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"First question of your interview What can you bring to the table Second If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha Third If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail
1. Cutlery. And cider.
2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.
3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested. cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol
How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha
I'm always naked how much quicker ???
No point answering given how badly I fucked up the first two!
(you dunk a wagon wheel in a bowl, btw) well ladies if he asks you round for coffee expect a bowl full
Right. Firstly, there was no mention of coffee in the original question.
Secondly, why spoil coffee by putting crumbs in it?
And finally, maybe a bowl of coffee is needed to stay awake when I'm spouting () nonsense like this....
Women are sneaky they always change the rules "rules?? | |||
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"First question of your interview What can you bring to the table Second If you were a biscuit what would you be hahahaha Third If I get arrested tonight how quick can you be here with bail
1. Cutlery. And cider.
2. Waggon wheel. Not as big as I used to be and with a tasty filling.
3. 2 hours, 23 minutes. Less if you were naked when arrested. cutlery ??? I'm Scottish not a cave man I have cutlery lol
How in gods name do you dunk a wagon wheel hahaha
I'm always naked how much quicker ???
No point answering given how badly I fucked up the first two!
(you dunk a wagon wheel in a bowl, btw) well ladies if he asks you round for coffee expect a bowl full
Right. Firstly, there was no mention of coffee in the original question.
Secondly, why spoil coffee by putting crumbs in it?
And finally, maybe a bowl of coffee is needed to stay awake when I'm spouting () nonsense like this....
Women are sneaky they always change the rules "you'd get bored if we didn't | |||
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"I've not had much to eat today, who wants to make me something to shovel down ma throat, then force feed me some cider
Scrumpy... satisfies both requests!
I think I you
*Waters Ace's drink down....
*nips to shop for a bottle of Shiraz
*shrugs
It's you own fault for getting all giddy."Ooooohh sir, I do hope you won't take advantage of me in my giddy state | |||
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