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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a farting dog?

Kate went to Chrizzy do last night and bought a doggy bag back, full of turkey, pork and beef.

Our hound scoffed the lot in a nanosecond and has been farting like a demon ever since.

I've even took him down the woods in pouring freezing rain in the hope he'd leave it there but no, the smelly fucker is still emitting evil stinky farts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is something worse.....two farting dogs.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I came back from a very rich Xmas meal with work last night and the duvet was like a flying carpet all night.

On the bright side, the room was nice and warm this morning. My eyes stung a bit though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you could take said dog out in the horrible weather...

Some folk have a granny like that after xmas lunch...cant take her out

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Is it really the dog to blame? Or is he just being made a scapegoat, the poor mutt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least you could take said dog out in the horrible weather...

Some folk have a granny like that after xmas lunch...cant take her out "

You've not met y granny

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