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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Finally got my tooth fixed... only he didn't put enough anaesthetic in so when he started taking out the temporary fix I felt it. He put more in and now I'm numb from my chin to my ear, I can't feel my headphones and my tongue is so fat I have a lisp!!!

Now I have to go back to work. I think I just spat on the man in the newsagents when I went in for smokes.

I'm hiding round the back of the shops smoking cause my lips are all squint when I put my cig in my gob and hopefully the nail marks in my hand will die down. I hate the dentist! Three hours he said it'll take to wear off. No lunch for me then!

Could I be any more attractive?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally got my tooth fixed... only he didn't put enough anaesthetic in so when he started taking out the temporary fix I felt it. He put more in and now I'm numb from my chin to my ear, I can't feel my headphones and my tongue is so fat I have a lisp!!!

Now I have to go back to work. I think I just spat on the man in the newsagents when I went in for smokes.

I'm hiding round the back of the shops smoking cause my lips are all squint when I put my cig in my gob and hopefully the nail marks in my hand will die down. I hate the dentist! Three hours he said it'll take to wear off. No lunch for me then!

Could I be any more attractive?! "

I hate the numb mouth and dribbling without even realising!!

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

do you hate the dentist enough to stop smoking?

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"do you hate the dentist enough to stop smoking? "

It was a toffee that broke my tooth. I've given them up!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I feel your pain. I always end up having a filling when I go to visit. I'm sure my dentist just pops a photo of my teeth on the counter as collateral for loans and so on.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I rarely have anaesthetic for fillings

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I feel your pain. I always end up having a filling when I go to visit. I'm sure my dentist just pops a photo of my teeth on the counter as collateral for loans and so on. "

Yeah... 95 quid later!

Careful you don't bite your tongue he said! I rarely do! Not sure that's quite what he meant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor you!

At least it will feel better in the long run!

-Courtney

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

All that slaver and dribbling would make for the ideal blowjob.....

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Finally got my tooth fixed... only he didn't put enough anaesthetic in so when he started taking out the temporary fix I felt it. He put more in and now I'm numb from my chin to my ear, I can't feel my headphones and my tongue is so fat I have a lisp!!!

Now I have to go back to work. I think I just spat on the man in the newsagents when I went in for smokes.

I'm hiding round the back of the shops smoking cause my lips are all squint when I put my cig in my gob and hopefully the nail marks in my hand will die down. I hate the dentist! Three hours he said it'll take to wear off. No lunch for me then!

Could I be any more attractive?! "

The last time I had anaesthesic at the dentist I had that much that I couldn't close my left eye until it wore off!! That's a very odd feeling

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"All that slaver and dribbling would make for the ideal blowjob..... "

My tongue feels so massive it's already working my gag reflex!

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Good job I have a very tiny cock then

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

I just came back from the dentist

Have to go have a filling taken out next week and redone.

So i have the dribbles to look forward to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been to the dentist today. Just a scale and polish as usual. They won't be retiring on their earnings from me, just yet!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I need my tongue to deflate so I can have lunch... I'm starving!

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket


"I need my tongue to deflate so I can have lunch... I'm starving! "

Liquid lunch and use a straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally got my tooth fixed... only he didn't put enough anaesthetic in so when he started taking out the temporary fix I felt it. He put more in and now I'm numb from my chin to my ear, I can't feel my headphones and my tongue is so fat I have a lisp!!!

Now I have to go back to work. I think I just spat on the man in the newsagents when I went in for smokes.

I'm hiding round the back of the shops smoking cause my lips are all squint when I put my cig in my gob and hopefully the nail marks in my hand will die down. I hate the dentist! Three hours he said it'll take to wear off. No lunch for me then!

Could I be any more attractive?! "

Poor lass. Dentists are horrible places. if it makes you feel better, you could still pull me I'll understand if you run away screaming though

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