FabSwingers.com forum: Describe your kitchen...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And more to the point... Have you christened your work tops

Mine is tiny and compact and yes I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beirut with a couple of pot noodles thrown in

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Smallish and not much chance of me jumping up on my worktops

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smallish and not much chance of me jumping up on my worktops

I can, only just! I prefer to be lifted

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Smallish and not much chance of me jumping up on my worktops

I can, only just! I prefer to be lifted

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I'm not in the habit of arranging meets with Geoff capes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working...... Now I replaced the knacked cooker.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Bauhaus with a dash of Mondrian.

Still not christened properly though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is full of washing that needs put away !!!

Avoiding my kitchen for another 10mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooo my kitchen is purely for cooking in... Get a bit freaked out over my kitchen don't want bodily fluids in there!!

However my dining room.... Much fun had over that table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny kitchen. I don't think there is room for a proper shag

-Courtney

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Galley type kitchen with lovely, tactile, oiled oak worktops.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Big and no not being christened

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Why when you have a party does every fucker congregate in the kitchen?

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Long with loads of cupboards. Wooden work tops with a ceramic sink and long range cooker. Stone floor with underfloor heating. Yes I have

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

Mine has not been christened yet sadly because I am never there!

Diamondsmile love to lift you up softly kiss your inner thighs working my way upwards...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tiny kitchen. I don't think there is room for a proper shag

-Courtney"

I can't have a proper good one in mine either

It's the size of a large dog crate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why when you have a party does every fucker congregate in the kitchen?

It's where the food is stored

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Recently fitted boiler and the scene of much teasing of the gas men by Flik.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love my new kitchen.

Its 4 times bigger than my last one. I have all my gadgets out, pasta maker, multichef etc. Its ace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's weird. Has a tall cupboard, i'm presuming this is for mops and things like that? I store my shopping bags in it.

Hate the handles, i had nice handles before it got replaced after being wrecked by a boiler flood last year.

The colour is nice, light fawn colour.

Yes i christened it as soon as it was put in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean, tidy and everything in it's correct place.

Hate having to search for things in my kitchen, hence the wife is banned from such a busy place! (I like cooking)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is open plan to the lounge. Seperated by a breakfast bar so it's spotless

Light wood units with black work services and wrought iron fittings.

Only have 6 cupboards.

My bathroom Is bigger than my kitchen.

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

"Clean, tidy and everything in it's correct place.

Hate having to search for things in my kitchen, hence the wife is banned from such a busy place! (I like cooking)

Can understand the banning, I love to cook. My kitchen is modern (ish) Galley style. I tend to cook physically...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long with plenty of worktop space

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

That should have read psychically!

I do cook physically too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooker, sink, washing machine and a fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cooker, sink, washing machine and a fridge

Mine don't have a washing machine.

The flats have a communal washing room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shithole

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Too big. 4mx3m. I'd gladly sacrifice some of it for a bigger bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very large, black granite over matt white units, huge range and leads into the bar area, bar has been used for fun, kitchen not. Not only is the worktop cold it has a massive window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brand new literally being fitted today so have not christened mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is open plan to the lounge. Seperated by a breakfast bar so it's spotless

Light wood units with black work services and wrought iron fittings.

Only have 6 cupboards.

My bathroom Is bigger than my kitchen. "

See describe my bathroom thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as I lodge I don't feel right doing it in her kitchen, as she is a clean freak!! It's a lovely kitchen but don't think I could abuse it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairly simple and traditional cottage

Table for four, though so far only two of us have utilised it for purposes other than eating

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Of similar size to my bathroom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A skip with a microwave, a bowl of oranges and a mad cat on the draining board.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm working on a new one - it's my next project

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very cottagey. Lots of pretty things hanging. Pans on racks etc.

Just finished painting it so it looks gorgeous.

Have christened it, but soooo many years ago. Prefer comfort over ramming my arse against a tap!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Sticky!!!

I make a lot of jam and sweets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can prepare foodand drinks, cook, store things, chill things, freeze things and wash dishes. It works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small and shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a huge kitchen its two rooms knocked through, loads of work surfaces

I've never had sex in my house at all

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Full fills my needs, and can be seen on one if my pics...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its an ok size and very cath kidston! Never been christned

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well as I lodge I don't feel right doing it in her kitchen, as she is a clean freak!! It's a lovely kitchen but don't think I could abuse it!!"

Of course not, I agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a huge kitchen its two rooms knocked through, loads of work surfaces

I've never had sex in my house at all

I was along time I had sex in my kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sticky!!!

I make a lot of jam and sweets.

Sweets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its an ok size and very cath kidston! Never been christned

I like Cath Kidston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a huge kitchen its two rooms knocked through, loads of work surfaces

I've never had sex in my house at all

I was along time I had sex in my kitchen

I've got to wait till all the kids move out before I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an open plan kitchen / dining room with separate utility room.

Haven't christened the work tops or the table but the dining chairs & utility room have been...

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Is small and full of brewing things and thing brewing (well kind of).

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Red and yellow cupboards, drawings by nephew and God kids, huge black fridge, framed pics of Grace Jones, Divine, Bruce Nauman, Gilbert & George and me in Army.

Not Christened yet, will do now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virginal (for the purposes of this thread)

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Disappointing but will be nice and more functional next year

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

A big mess as usual..only done it one or twice over the sink (nice view of garden) and the kitchen table. It's been a bit wonky ever since.

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