FabSwingers.com forum: Comedy value

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another thread got me thinking so heres a quick silly game.

First person posts a rubbish/awful/scary/weird/none sexual (delete as approprite)

message that appears in their fictional fab inbox.

Person below has to give a comedy reaponse and then post a new message...

I will start you off

"Can i do ya up tha shitter?"

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Only with a dime bar

Can you give me a cock suck

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"Only with a dime bar

Can you give me a cock suck"
only after your mum has had a go

can you get a whisk up your arse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only with a dime bar

Can you give me a cock suck"

Sure, i have a new dyson

Fancy a fuck with my imaginary friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only with a dime bar

Can you give me a cock suck"

I would if it did t look like an acorn

Can I spit on your face

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Only if you can make cupcakes come out

Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if you can make cupcakes come out

Fancy a fuck "

No I'm washing my hair,

Can you fart glitter

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Only if I dancing on strictly

Can I cum on your tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if you can make cupcakes come out

Fancy a fuck

No I'm washing my hair,

Can you fart glitter "

No but my unicorn can

Do you mine losing a small body part?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Only if you replace it with a 18 inch double ended

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if you replace it with a 18 inch double ended

Mikey boy new message? lol

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By *ivnwcplCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

You might find it hard to do that since you have a penis size to rival the average Smurf, but I won't mock you. There are millions of males with a penis size similar to yours - even if all of them are under the age of eleven months.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Only if you replace it with a 18 inch double ended

Mikey boy new message? lol"

Oops sorry would you send me a veri

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if you replace it with a 18 inch double ended

Mikey boy new message? lol

Oops sorry would you send me a veri"

Yeah verification for weirdo opps sorry its not a thing.

Does my left boob look pinker than my right boob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dos my ass look big in this

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Only if you replace it with a 18 inch double ended

Mikey boy new message? lol

Oops sorry would you send me a veri

Yeah verification for weirdo opps sorry its not a thing.

Does my left boob look pinker than my right boob?"

Yes that is because you forgot to was the bukkkae mess off

Does cock look bigger in ladies knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/09/15 08:28:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if you replace it with a 18 inch double ended

Mikey boy new message? lol

Oops sorry would you send me a veri

Yeah verification for weirdo opps sorry its not a thing.

Does my left boob look pinker than my right boob?

Yes that is because you forgot to was the bukkkae mess off

Does cock look bigger in ladies knickers "

Actually it looks smaller

Fancy a threeway with your mother

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Only if you replace it with a 18 inch double ended

Mikey boy new message? lol

Oops sorry would you send me a veri

Yeah verification for weirdo opps sorry its not a thing.

Does my left boob look pinker than my right boob?

Yes that is because you forgot to was the bukkkae mess off

Does cock look bigger in ladies knickers

Actually it looks smaller

Fancy a threeway with your mother

No but could do with one with your two sisters

Where has my lub gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where has my lub gone "

She's in lub with someone else.

Will you bend over while I insert various vegetables into you ?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Only if is an ear of corn

My vibrator has stopped working what should I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if is an ear of corn

My vibrator has stopped working what should I do

Use your mobile phone

I'm horny what should I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if is an ear of corn

My vibrator has stopped working what should I do

Sit on a unsteddy washer on spin cycle

What flavour of cock do you have?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Only if is an ear of corn

My vibrator has stopped working what should I do

Sit on a unsteddy washer on spin cycle

What flavour of cock do you have?"

Ready salted

What flavour of lady bits do you have

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I thought these were supposed to be made up, not copies of real messages

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I thought these were supposed to be made up, not copies of real messages

Why is there no question lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if is an ear of corn

My vibrator has stopped working what should I do

Sit on a unsteddy washer on spin cycle

What flavour of cock do you have?

Ready salted

What flavour of lady bits do you have "

Bubblegum

Rate my nail colour?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Man cum white

Rate the size of my cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Man cum white

Rate the size of my cock "

With the warts small to medium.

Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man cum white

Rate the size of my cock

With the warts small to medium.

Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?

Yes all the time

Are you a sheep shagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Man cum white

Rate the size of my cock

With the warts small to medium.

Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?

Yes all the time

Are you a sheep shagger "

Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back

Is my cock meant to be this colour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man cum white

Rate the size of my cock

With the warts small to medium.

Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?

Yes all the time

Are you a sheep shagger

Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back

Is my cock meant to be this colour?"

Yes!! Gautier says green cocks are 'in' now!!!

Are fanny farts sexier than real farts??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Man cum white

Rate the size of my cock

With the warts small to medium.

Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?

Yes all the time

Are you a sheep shagger

Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back

Is my cock meant to be this colour?

Yes!! Gautier says green cocks are 'in' now!!!

Are fanny farts sexier than real farts?? "
Depends on the level of flapage

Can i eat a stew off your bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man cum white

Rate the size of my cock

With the warts small to medium.

Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?

Yes all the time

Are you a sheep shagger

Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back

Is my cock meant to be this colour?

Yes!! Gautier says green cocks are 'in' now!!!

Are fanny farts sexier than real farts?? Depends on the level of flapage

Can i eat a stew off your bum?"

Only if it's lamb - and you bring Bradd Pitt to clean up after!

Can I have quadruple penetration please - I'm greedy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Man cum white

Rate the size of my cock

With the warts small to medium.

Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?

Yes all the time

Are you a sheep shagger

Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back

Is my cock meant to be this colour?

Yes!! Gautier says green cocks are 'in' now!!!

Are fanny farts sexier than real farts?? Depends on the level of flapage

Can i eat a stew off your bum?

Only if it's lamb - and you bring Bradd Pitt to clean up after!

Can I have quadruple penetration please - I'm greedy!! "

Cuumber bannana vibrator and cock coming up...

Is it ok to use veg fat as lube?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

No but you can have 4 fingers

Is the clit to be pierced

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I need designed to be pierced

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Man cum white

Rate the size of my cock

With the warts small to medium.

Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?

Yes all the time

Are you a sheep shagger

Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back

Is my cock meant to be this colour?

Yes!! Gautier says green cocks are 'in' now!!!

Are fanny farts sexier than real farts?? Depends on the level of flapage

Can i eat a stew off your bum?

Only if it's lamb - and you bring Bradd Pitt to clean up after!

Can I have quadruple penetration please - I'm greedy!!

Cuumber bannana vibrator and cock coming up...

Is it ok to use veg fat as lube?

Prefer rapeseed oil less calories

What do I do to get a woman to sit on my cock and my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man cum white

Rate the size of my cock

With the warts small to medium.

Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?

Yes all the time

Are you a sheep shagger

Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back

Is my cock meant to be this colour?

Yes!! Gautier says green cocks are 'in' now!!!

Are fanny farts sexier than real farts?? Depends on the level of flapage

Can i eat a stew off your bum?

Only if it's lamb - and you bring Bradd Pitt to clean up after!

Can I have quadruple penetration please - I'm greedy!!

Cuumber bannana vibrator and cock coming up...

Is it ok to use veg fat as lube?

Well ok but I prefer dripping!

Can I rim you fresh after your poo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man cum white

Rate the size of my cock

With the warts small to medium.

Have you ever been interested in an orgy with a pack of goats?

Yes all the time

Are you a sheep shagger

Edith promised never to tell...i never did get that strapon back

Is my cock meant to be this colour?

Yes!! Gautier says green cocks are 'in' now!!!

Are fanny farts sexier than real farts?? Depends on the level of flapage

Can i eat a stew off your bum?

Only if it's lamb - and you bring Bradd Pitt to clean up after!

Can I have quadruple penetration please - I'm greedy!!

Cuumber bannana vibrator and cock coming up...

Is it ok to use veg fat as lube?

Prefer rapeseed oil less calories

What do I do to get a woman to sit on my cock and my face "

Cover yourself in smarties!

How can I fit this butternut squash up there??

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Can you strap me to a tree and call me Brenda?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you strap me to a tree and call me Brenda?"

Sure, but if you take your clothes off first the deal is off?

Can I have a hand moving this bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you strap me to a tree and call me Brenda?

Sure, but if you take your clothes off first the deal is off?

Can I have a hand moving this bed?"

Only if you move the body from under it first!

Can someone call the doctor? I want a big probe up my arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you strap me to a tree and call me Brenda?

Sure, but if you take your clothes off first the deal is off?

Can I have a hand moving this bed?

Only if you move the body from under it first!

Can someone call the doctor? I want a big probe up my arse!

It's not big but it would enjoy probing

Anyone got a Bluetooth speaker in their cockring yet?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

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Nah I have them in my anal beads

Why does swinging clubs charge guys so much

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