FabSwingers.com forum: The pastors wife

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, I'm sleeping with the pastor's wife.

Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me?

The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.

After the services, he starts talking to the pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

Finally the pastor gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.

Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the pastor... My friend is screwing your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.

The pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says... ;You’d better hurry home now.

My wife died five years ago.&quot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol Necrophilia

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Lol Necrophilia "

Didn't read the joke but this comment made me laugh.

[THREAD APPROVED]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOGw0IXFnSQ

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Jack is fucking Mikes wife

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

John was in a bar looking very dejected. His friend, Steve, walked over and asked, “What’s wrong?”

“It’s my mother-in-law,” John replied, while shaking his head sadly. “I have a real problem with her.”

“Cheer up,” Steve said. “Everyone has problems with their mother-in-law.”

“Yeah,” John answered. “But not everybody gets theirs’ pregnant.”

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My missus said she fancied going on the Jeremy Kyle show, so I got her sister pregnant.

We're on next Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My missus said she fancied going on the Jeremy Kyle show, so I got her sister pregnant.

We're on next Tuesday

C U Next Tuesday.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Didn't you get your sister pregnant last time you were on Ace?

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By *ox123500Man
over a year ago

tilbury

How can a pastor win a car in HEINEKEN competition ??

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

How can a pastor win a car in HEINEKEN competition ??"

Cheating?

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